Uses for a Small Penis
 

Hey there, gang, RiceGuy here.

I've noticed on a lot of threads that fellow guys are concerned about the size of their penis, worried that it is undersized. Well, as the proud owner of a four and a half incher, I've encountered these same fears in the past and have learned that size doesn't matter all that much as opposed to how well you perform (plus, doubling up on your oral skills doesn't hurt things, either).

Thus, to help others get over these fears, I've compiled a list of the advantages of having a small penis:

1) Smaller size means less likely to get caught in your fly when zipping up after a piss.

2) It's a convenient "travel" size.

3) Smaller size = less head bobbing for the ladies during BJs = reduced possibility of embarassing whiplash

4) Harder target to hit in drunken bar fights.

5) Women will never be intimidated or frightened by your tiny pecker.

6) An excellent excuse for buying a sports car.

7) No concern over where to store it when wearing a Speedo.

8) Two words: sympathy sex.

Thus, as you can see, having a tiny dick like myself has some definite advantages, so you have no need to worry. Just throw a little extra effort into the sex to compensate (my girlfriend certainly isn't complaining) and you'll be all set.

Oh, and feel free to add any advantages to the list that I might have forgotten.

And from what I have read SIZE doesn't matter.

And a nice small penis could always look good with one or two piercings, shoot, give it a nice tattoo as well, and show it off with pride!

Plus when in the gym with men, none of them will have penis envy!

Sympathy sex is a new one for me;
usually by the time that someone sees your supposedly small pecker, sex (or something close to it)is already inevitable. If this sympathy sex thing is indeed a fact, I'll whip it out right before the goodnight kiss on every date from now on!

Lol...I either congratulate you for seeing the humor side of this, or I'm appalled if you are actually attempting to make those said guys depressed :)

None the less we have all heard everyone try to convince people about penis size. All I can say is that if you look like a guy, be happy you have a penis. There's some people who would like one too.

hah that was pretty funny :-D also, it gives girls confidence when giving head that they can 'deep throat'

Funny but informative. Good post.

lol nice list. But unfortunately I dont think it would help you in a bar fight. I mean its the testicals that hurt the most when you get hit. Now having giant balls would suck. So easy to be sacked...

yeah, I used to be a little upset that i was given the 'short end of the stick' (ouch, bad pun. so sorry.), but really... in the end... so long as it works, you're fine. hey, even if it doesnt, you've still got fingers, and a mouth. learn waht you gotta do with those. besides, fingers are a lot easier to control then penii.

...what IS the plural for penis, anyways?

Hey guys, it is not how big it is but how you use it that matters! And frankly, for me, too big is scary and hurts! Enjoy what got and use it well.

as long you can see it, it will all be good for both parties

Its not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean!

If it wasn't for #8, I wouldn't be getting any :D

9. No cold water shock from having the tip fall into the urinal.

10. Never hangs up under the toilet rim.

11. Less frostbite while pissing outside in the winter.

Thought that was so funny!!!

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On which planet is a 7 inch cock average? Ansell (who ought to know) manufacture with a 5.5" average, with most self-selected studies claiming a 6" average.

Main Entry: pe·nis
Pronunciation: 'pE-n&s
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural pe·nes /'pE-(")nEz/; or pe·nis·es

I prefer to say penes because it sounds cute and funny.

And, FYI:
Main Entry: cli·to·ris
Pronunciation: 'kli-t&-r&s, kli-'tor-&s
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural cli·to·ris·es also cli·to·ri·des /kli-'tor-&-"dEz/

If you go to http://www.m-w.com and look up these words, you can actually play a sound file that will pronounce it for you. (That was like 30 mins. of amusement for me, hehe.)

nuts....from what I've read, the average penis size is between 4-6". But if it's 5.5 or 6 then Im definitely below average... :(

12. Less shrinkage in cold water.

13. Easier to go commado.

Years of experiance has shown as long as you take care of your buisness in bed, you will be ok.

I'll never bottom out but I'll be damned if I don't give the sides hell.

9.) Don't have to worry about it getting tied in a knot.

10.) Requires more manual dexterity, which weeds out pudgy-fingered fools from the dating/marriage pool.

11.) Won't ever be used as standard measurement for natuical distance
- "Captain, we're 46, 540 dingo-dicks from Norfolk"
- "Eh? I thought we were already docked..."

12.) You'll never step on it by accident.

sir, you need to run for president. Thats the most amazing thing i have ever heard on the subject.

smart wit.
too funny for words

One real advantage: It's much easier to give a good blow job to a short penis. A 4"er could get his balls licked whereas 7"er might only get to feel the lips 2/3rds of the way down.

BTW: if a woman is monogamous, her vagina and the muscles around it will stretch (or contract) to fit the size of her lover.

Heh, this guy is obviously lieing he's probobally got a huge pecker and is angry because women won't stay with him, because they're tierd of having there cervex slamed into durring sex.

very funny guys. i'm glad you can see the humor in a small penis. i dated a guy once that would constantly make reference to it, trying to be funny, but it was only because he was so self-conscious. poor guy...

14) More aerodynamic and more efficient!

this is a funny saying, i heard jeff foxworthy say this once, followed up by but it takes a long time to get to England in a row boat lol, just thought it would be kind of funny to post this, =0)

my size is just over 7" and around 5.6 round. To all those bigger or smaller.......i bet masturbating is just as good regardless.

When it comes to the ladies.....i guess the smaller guys should get their girlfirends to do some of those kegal tightening exercises.

For the bigger amoungst us...just use lots of lube and go slow at first. Then stick it in her ass......just kidding.

Well i bet you if you can eat good pussy it doesnt matter what your size is. For what your SO doesnt get out of sex if you have a good technique for oral i bet you get two thumbs up.

Well I guess there are good uses for a small penis. In fact when you put it that way I kinda wish mine was small.......oh thats right it already is. Hurray to me!!

I'm asking for a penis reduction this year for Christmas.. its too big! I don't know what to do with it! *cough* yeah.. that's it..

size doesnt really matter except for extremes