Stinky Pee

Holy Christ!

I haven't laughed so much in a long time. You people need to relax a bit (illdeviant).

I'm proud of Hal for twisting a few panties...the TFP has been growing more and more nuevo-republican-politically-correct for a while now, and it's nice to see someone say WAKE UP! Here's to free speech and a forum free of idealistic censorship!

Oh yeah...I would personally recommend to anyone to pick up a copy of "The Guide to Getting it On" and yes, "The Joy of Sex". These are absolutely invaluable sexual resources that should be read and studied cover-to-cover before anyone even touches their own junk, let alone another person, again. DO YOUR HOMEWORK!

"Size doesn't matter, it's how you chow the box."

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Stiltzkin

Erhm. I essentially know nothing about sex or the dynamics of the vagina. What I do know is that some of the chicks I have talked to claim to prefer larger penises, while others stick to the phrase, "It's not the size that counts, but how you use it." So does size matter? The best answer that exists is: to some women, yes, to the rest, no. I don't know why people always try to shove their "one size fits all" answers down everyone's throat. Life isn't that simple. Nothing is. Does size matter? Yes and no, just depends on the chick you're asking. Not all women are alike, and neither are all men. Sheesh.

And umm...

::takes deep breath:: ::counts to ten:: Stinky Pee is a rookie, so I'll just pretend he or she didn't say this. I've been censored twice, which is two times too many in a "forum free of idealistic censorship". My sig only says what it says in an attempt to ward off future censorship, but alas... people will be people.

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grumpyolddude

I concur, Stiltzkin. Tastes vary for both genders. If evolution theory holds true, undesirable features: (put your least favorite attribute for the opposite sex here) ; would have evolved out of the population 1000's years ago. It's obvious that not all women want a John Holmes and not all men want a Pammie Lee.

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MacGnG

im so glad i had sex ed and know how to read

thedrake

practice, practice, practice

Stinky Pee

Stiltskin, you might consider the fact that you missed the entire point of that phrase, so I've made sure to quote it so it's nice and clear to you. If you need me to walk you through it, just let me know and I'll be happy to explain it to you in monosyllabic words.

With that kind of skill you'd make a great reporter...

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illdeviant

*** ok. if you're gonna read this shit, keep in mind im not tryin to flame on anybody. im jus speakin the truth from my point of view.



lol. this shit's hilarious. but thanks mtsgsd for gettin his/her head outta halx's ass. i mean naturally you'd kiss up to someone with a selfassigned superior status (halx) to the point that you totally lose sight of what the other party (in this case ME) is saying. thanks to some of you for your incitefull posts and actual attempt to help me out. as for the rest of you, clean that shit off your face. maybe its just me. i dont see how some of the replies could possibly be unbiased, but watever.

again. thanks for those who actually contributed to the evolution of my character and enrichment of my knowledge.

i now officially declare this thread closed. over. ended. fin











but of course, chances are, more posts will be posted. and more shit will be spouted. you know why? cause last time i checked, most of the posts are in fact based on my first post with almost nobody reading further before they got a boner and jumped at a chance to flame on someone. so yea. i probably dont even have to post in this thread, and you peeps'd probably still keep going oblivious to the fact that you can spout biased and ignorant (in that you dont even read past my first post)and that im not even posting anymore, let alone reading. but of course, judging from where all this ended, you probably didnt even read any of my posts.

watever. im not flaming on anyone. if you get pissed, then sure, u probably fall into that category. you put yourself into the position. and i cant stress anymore. im not directing this to anyone. if i wanted to, id jus go 'penisassfuckwhocantpostforshitcauseudidntreadthepostdickwad, your an asshole'

and dont give me shit about being uncivil about the situation, cause i tried hard as fuck in earlier posts to do exactly that, that few bothered to read anyway, so if u even doubt my civilty/matureness, go and actually try reading the shit above.

nywayz. this thread is over. i think im educated well nuff on the subject and again, i appreciate some of your help. or rather, i appreciate those who actually helped.

and sorry if that's too 'nuevo-republican-politically-correct',stink , but you cant afford to be blunt and straightforward with a bunch of mindless sheep without gettin mauled.



love, your favorite tilted motherfucker.. illdeviant

Pandabear

no, this is just crazy. The bigger the woman the bigger her thang...lol........obsurd. Size does not matter...it is the opening (and the clit. )that is the most sensitive to the female....not the innermost parts. Besides, you can only go so far ...