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I havent slept with a great number of people, but the most expensive was on my 18th birthday with a girl in the year below, in the woods behind the village hall where my birthday party was held... whilst in the possession of a crate of cider.
Its probably the only completely casual sex Ive ever had in which there was no real emotional side (although we were sorta friends before and after) I dont really know why she did it. At 18 I wasnt as fat as I am now, but I was still 190 lbs and still 5 10 tall. I think she kind of did it because I was in the year above and although I wasnt exactly "cool" at school - I was pretty well known (basically on account of stupid things and sucj like I did to get attention rather than any merit) and maybe she did it over that. Or maybe it was just a birthday present. I wouldnt make any excuses about being drunk. I was drunk, but if I was sober I would have done it anyway. _ Anyway, it was nice (although cold) and we drank some cider and then when I got back to the party one of my best friends got punched by the boyfriend of the girl who's joint party it was, and I tried to defend him (cos he wouldnt fight back) but hitting her boyfriend with a plate of sandwiches and we ended up wrestling on the floor together trying to grind sandwiches into each others faces. The girl was quite mad over it cos her mum had made all the sandwiches, but a few years later she ended up getting engaged to by mate, although they broke up before they got married. |
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Especially impressive, since so few cheerleaders go to Hebrew school!
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Not such a good imagination.....
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This is particularly true of "Mustang66". I have done some quick calculations, and find the number and types of his claims of sexual interactions to be almost impossible to achieve -- even in a lifetime! |
xenoman, we have a low tolerance for flaming here.
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I don't think I've made any observations more severe than others haven't already mentioned.
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edit: I should also state I had a clear opening with a college professor...who was going to get married in a few months. In the end I decided it was a bad idea and didn't pursue. Now of course I wish I had have. She was the most gorgeous prof I've had. Plus there'd be an added kinky factor. But damn my principles. the most surprising thing was how open she was about it in front of other students. She'd literally bend over me and show me her boobies (yay boobies) while she talked to me, I saw several students whispering when she did that. The odd thing was that she knew I was into her as well. Even though I wasn't trying to show any emotion toward it because I wanted to stay out of anything to do with marriage. |
I hope you got an A in that class, otherwise....... :D
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I had an unexpected sexual act this past weekend. My significant other and I, along with some friends went to Las Vegas for a good time. Most of our friends gambled and went drinking. We had our share for the night and went back to the hotel room which we shared with a few friends. One of our friends, who is a female, went back to our room with us. She ended up passing out from drinking too much and we all ended up laying on the same bed. Long story short, me and my girlfriend had sex right next to her while she was passed out. And we were going at it hard. It came to a point where I had to "aim" away to make sure I didn't get any cum on her.
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Wow, apparently i'm just a bland person. i've only had sex with 2 people. A girl in high school, and my wife of almost 12 years. To me "The most unexpected sexual experience of my life" is when my 3 year old goes to bed and my wife and i have quiet sex.
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maybe not "bland". but just more truthful than many other postings!
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On a whim, I called a female friend of mine who was into tattoos and piercings and stuff to be the camera woman while I got my frenum pierced. We went back to my place afterwards for a few drinks, and she ended up wanting to test it out, so we did.
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Your wife's sister, or your brother's wife? __________________________ For me, the most unexpected was my "second." My first girlfriend (of a few years) and I had broken up, and I was just hanging out with a friend. We drove over to visit a female friend of his, who had a roommate. I hadn't met either of them before that day. We had a few drinks and smoked a few joints that night, and it was decided that we were too buzzed to drive home; so the girls brought out some pillows and blankets and we crashed on the living room floor. At no time during the evening was there any indication that anyone would be having sex that night - it was just four people hanging out and having fun. Sometime in the middle of the night, though, I awoke to discover one of the girls lying beside me kissing me, with her hand in my pants. I won't go into details, but we stayed awake most of the rest of the night. Meanwhile, my friend had slipped away to her roommate's bedroom. What made it unexpected was twofold - that my second sexual experience was a one-night stand (and - not to be redundant, but totally unexpected); and the fact that it was a different female body than I was used to lying next to. It seemed familiar, yet different. After that, nothing surprised me . . . . |
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Somebody didn't eat his Wheaties...
Nobody is calling you a liar, Dr. Jazzgood. You've had sex. You have recipients. They have social security numbers. |
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Sometimes looking at a poster's recent history reveals more than is immediately apparent. My guess is that you just missed a post or three - not that you need to be paying that close of attention. |
seems like someone isnt being honest lol :)
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Nah, Honesty got banned.
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A blind date- I was 26, and she was 30 and divorced. The date was fun, but nothing exceptional until she asked me to come back to her place for small talk.
Apparently she had more in mind than small talk once she had me alone. She did things to me that blew my mind. (I wasn't used to women wanting it on the first date.) |
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When I was 18.....
I was getting ready to go into the military and I was seeing a girl that I couldn't seem to get any alone time with, we were always chaperoned by the mother.
Rochelle would be sent to bed at 9:00 and her mother would tell me not to go, she wanted the company. Her husband was always upstairs in his office. She kissed me one night which kind of freaked me out a bit because of the husband upstairs so I left. The next time I was there she opened the robe she had on and told me to come over and touch her. When I asked what about her husband she told me not to worry about him. I fucked her and came after about three strokes and beat feet before I got killed. The next night she told me it was really okay so I took a little more time and fucked her three times without any down time (ah, the power of a horny eighteen year old). I never did get to the girl, her momma seemed to consider me hers. |
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