Tell Us All About Your Best Oral Experience...... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

66mustang · 12-27-2010, 10:27 AM

Whether you were giving or receiving, give us the who, where, when and how of the best oral sex you have ever been a part of. Dont leave out any of the juicy details!

The_Jazz · 12-27-2010, 10:31 AM

Actually, it's customary to start off threads by answering your own question. So, if this is going to stay open, let's hear it.

66mustang · 12-27-2010, 11:25 AM

Absolutely! How rude of me....

The best oral sex of my life came as a surprise one Friday night early in my freshman year of college. I had to stay on campus that weekend for something or other, and my girlfriend had to go home for the weekend, as did my roommate. We lived in a co-ed dorm, and after most everybody had left, I heard a knock on my door. It was the angel from across the hall named Laila. She was absolutely beautiful. She had heard my music playing and came over, as her room mates had left for the weekend as well. I invited her in and told her that I had just ordered pizza and to make herself at home. She did and we got to talking and before we knew it, the evening had flown by as had the pizza and the beer a friend had brought over a few days before. She said that she didn't want to spend the night alone and I made it very clear that she would not have to. I took her into my arms and kissed her and one thing lead to another and before we knew it, we were both naked and quite hot and bothered. I pushed her back onto the bed and made my way down to her beaver, which was quite nicely trimmed, and I laid her folds open with my tongue. She began to moan and groan right away and she came very easily I found out, and so I made her cum uncountable times in short order. Finally she pulled my hair to bring me up beside her to make me stop. She said she couldnt take any more. After awhile we were messing around again and I thought I was going to finally get to put my tool into the sweet vessel that I had just been tasting, but she said no as I was starting to get up. She played with my rod to get me hard for sure but she went to here knees and took me into her sweet, warm mouth. Now my girlfriend at the time, Amy, gave great head, but this chick was in a class by herself. Never before or since have I ever experienced a blowjob like I got that night from Laila. Not only was it magnificent, it went on forever. She held me in her mouth, worshipping my hard shaft and head with her mouth as she stroked my rod and gently sueezed and rubbed my balls. She worked her tongue around me over and over, with such skill and effort that without her keen attention I would have blasted off much too early. She seemed to be able to tell when I was quickly approaching blast off and she would change her technique or remove her mouth altogether. She worked the head, the shaft, my balls, up and down, up and down, and around and around, even deep throating my 10 plus inch lenghth, which was the first time I had ever experienced that tremendous experience. I was in heaven. I was nearly paralyzed from the pleasure that she was applying to my cock. She went on and on, seemingly taking a lifetime before she finally slowly worked me up to climax, and then deepthroating me just as I shot what I know was the biggest load of my life into her throat. She pulled off a bit and when I finished what seemed like a thousand pumps of cum into her mouth, Laila made a show of nipping at my cock while spreading my cum onto my still hard shaft and then sucking it off, teasing me to keep me hard. She gave me the single greatest sexual experince of my life, before or since on that Friday night. She came up face to face with me and before she could swallow all of my load, I took what she had left into my mouth and gave her a show of swallowing what she brought me. Gently, she pushed me back and straddled my cock and slowly eased her velvet pocket down over my steel hard flesh. Her gentle rocking and the sweet little pulsAtions that her pussy were doing kept me hard and ready through what again felt like hours of her fucking me into her sweet hot pussy, until I came again. We broke apart and she fell beside me, where she stayed until Sunday afternoon. We licked and ate and sucked and fucked each other in every possible position until we were both exhausted. Her roommates and my girlfriend showed up right after we had taken each other into the shower for one last tryst and a clean up, and as she went back across the hall to her room. We looked forward to being the only ones left on our end of the hall, when my girlfriend and room mate were gone, as were her roommates. We made it a regular practice to spend any time together that we could when no one else was around, and while we always enjoyed each others bodies, I can say that no matter how often or how hard she tried she could never give me oral that matched that first time that she pleasured me. No one else has ever matched it either.

hunnychile · 12-27-2010, 12:25 PM

Makes a great "How to Give Great Head" Thread!!

MSD · 12-27-2010, 03:51 PM

Erotic fiction goes in Tilted Literature.

Tusko · 12-27-2010, 04:33 PM

please learn how to format paragraphs properly, thx.

anyway, receiving.

rebound girl turned really good, but short, relationship.

basically it was pretty simple. she was really enthusiastic and really skilled. great with her hands (no tugging or pulling, squeezed balls but not painfully) and just opened her throat and got down on it.

and then, like a good girl she sat there smiling at me as i held her head and thrusted up into her throat and fucked her mouth until i came in her and she swallowed all of it like a champ, no flinching.

she wasn't a slut either, total nice girl, had only slept with a few other dudes, all relationships.

i miss her tons! she had a huge ass and was just a blast in bed and really chill and smart. i loved riding that beast of a butt and driving her head into the pillow!

giving:

can't really recall a specific time. last gf was a squirter so that was fun.

but i think the first time i ate a girl out from behind. i had always wanted to but felt kinda pervy.
made her sit on her knees on a chair, leaning forward onthe back of the chair. i held her body and caressed her up and down until i just headbutted her ass with my face and went to town. loved having that firm booty on my face licking out her hairless poon!

hunnychile · 12-27-2010, 05:11 PM

Tusko. Geeeeez....................

WHAT !....are you an android or just a frustrated Engilsh teacher? Oh and BTW, learn to use capitalization properly.

curiousbear · 12-27-2010, 08:57 PM

Receiving: yes few times. can be a lot better ...
Giving: Got close enough only to smell, never did the actual thing yet

Plan9 · 12-27-2010, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MSD

Erotic fiction goes in Tilted Literature.

TEN INCH COCK. HARD AS STEEL.

Yeah, that's 10 inches more than I'm swinging.

I can see how you'd think it ridickulous.

The_Jazz · 12-28-2010, 06:53 AM

I showed up at her place fully knowing that I'd be naked soon. After taking off my coat and saying "hi", she walked over and started kissing me. She was shorter than me so with her pressed against me, I almost had to look at my feet to keep contact with her lips, but she made me want to do that.

After a few minutes of deep kissing and a little bit of roaming hands, I started to pull her skirt up. Soon, I had it bunched in both hands. I slowly eased her panties down and took them off her. While I was kneeling to take them off from around her feet, I ran my hand up the inside of her thigh. All the way up. The farther I went, the warmer her skin got. I looked up and made eye contact, then made contact with her pussy.

It was warm and wet of course. Actually, it was almost warm enough to burn my fingers. Almost. I pushed her skirt high enough to get my face close. While still on my knees, I slowly pushed a finger inside her, cocking it into a trigger position. Then I pushed my tongue through her lips and tasted her. I gathered momentum and speed as I found the soft parts of her. Soon, my face and hand were damp, and she gripped the top of my head. As I coordinated my hand and tongue motions, I felt her knees buckle. I kept pace and rode her sensitive spots through her orgasm and into another one.

snowy · 12-28-2010, 09:35 AM

He already felt hard when I ran my hand over the seam of his fly.

Licking my lips, I pushed him back on the bed, thinking that this would be a great night to surprise him. I unbuttoned and unzipped his jeans. His eyes grew a bit wide as he realized my intentions. I gave him a little smile and urged him to just relax as I tugged down his boxers, letting his cock spring free.

I lowered my head to my task, darting my tongue out to just barely lick the head, a bit of a tease. I blew slightly on where I’d licked, and noticed his fingers dig ever so slightly into the bedcovers. Then, with slow deliberation, I fitted my mouth around the head of his cock, moving my mouth down his shaft with the utmost leisure, until my nose rested firmly against his torso, my tongue working the bottom of his shaft. He groaned as I deep-throated him, the muscles of my throat clenching around the head of his cock.

Suffice it to say...that was the beginning of a fun night, but I'll leave it as a bit of a tease.

Calypso15 · 12-28-2010, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 66mustang

Absolutely! How rude of me....

The best oral sex of my life came as a surprise one Friday night early in my freshman year of college. I had to stay on campus that weekend for something or other, and my girlfriend had to go home for the weekend, as did my roommate. We lived in a co-ed dorm, and after most everybody had left, I heard a knock on my door. It was the angel from across the hall named Laila. She was absolutely beautiful. She had heard my music playing and came over, as her room mates had left for the weekend as well. I invited her in and told her that I had just ordered pizza and to make herself at home. She did and we got to talking and before we knew it, the evening had flown by as had the pizza and the beer a friend had brought over a few days before. She said that she didn't want to spend the night alone and I made it very clear that she would not have to. I took her into my arms and kissed her and one thing lead to another and before we knew it, we were both naked and quite hot and bothered. I pushed her back onto the bed and made my way down to her beaver, which was quite nicely trimmed, and I laid her folds open with my tongue. She began to moan and groan right away and she came very easily I found out, and so I made her cum uncountable times in short order. Finally she pulled my hair to bring me up beside her to make me stop. She said she couldnt take any more. After awhile we were messing around again and I thought I was going to finally get to put my tool into the sweet vessel that I had just been tasting, but she said no as I was starting to get up. She played with my rod to get me hard for sure but she went to here knees and took me into her sweet, warm mouth. Now my girlfriend at the time, Amy, gave great head, but this chick was in a class by herself. Never before or since have I ever experienced a blowjob like I got that night from Laila. Not only was it magnificent, it went on forever. She held me in her mouth, worshipping my hard shaft and head with her mouth as she stroked my rod and gently sueezed and rubbed my balls. She worked her tongue around me over and over, with such skill and effort that without her keen attention I would have blasted off much too early. She seemed to be able to tell when I was quickly approaching blast off and she would change her technique or remove her mouth altogether. She worked the head, the shaft, my balls, up and down, up and down, and around and around, even deep throating my 10 plus inch lenghth, which was the first time I had ever experienced that tremendous experience. I was in heaven. I was nearly paralyzed from the pleasure that she was applying to my cock. She went on and on, seemingly taking a lifetime before she finally slowly worked me up to climax, and then deepthroating me just as I shot what I know was the biggest load of my life into her throat. She pulled off a bit and when I finished what seemed like a thousand pumps of cum into her mouth, Laila made a show of nipping at my cock while spreading my cum onto my still hard shaft and then sucking it off, teasing me to keep me hard. She gave me the single greatest sexual experince of my life, before or since on that Friday night. She came up face to face with me and before she could swallow all of my load, I took what she had left into my mouth and gave her a show of swallowing what she brought me. Gently, she pushed me back and straddled my cock and slowly eased her velvet pocket down over my steel hard flesh. Her gentle rocking and the sweet little pulsAtions that her pussy were doing kept me hard and ready through what again felt like hours of her fucking me into her sweet hot pussy, until I came again. We broke apart and she fell beside me, where she stayed until Sunday afternoon. We licked and ate and sucked and fucked each other in every possible position until we were both exhausted. Her roommates and my girlfriend showed up right after we had taken each other into the shower for one last tryst and a clean up, and as she went back across the hall to her room. We looked forward to being the only ones left on our end of the hall, when my girlfriend and room mate were gone, as were her roommates. We made it a regular practice to spend any time together that we could when no one else was around, and while we always enjoyed each others bodies, I can say that no matter how often or how hard she tried she could never give me oral that matched that first time that she pleasured me. No one else has ever matched it either.

BRAVO!!!! That is some good erotica right there!

keymaker · 12-28-2010, 05:14 PM

It was in a car at a football game in high school. Ist time for me and when she started I thought I was in heaven! Just as I was "finishing" our friends walked up. It was pretty clear they knew what was up...but that seemed to turn the girl on!

levite · 12-28-2010, 11:48 PM

Receiving:

High school. She was a hot-tempered, redheaded exchange student from Scotland, and taught me a great many things about sex.

We were friends before going out, and we crossed the boundary when my folks were out of town, and she invited herself over to stay with me, and announced that I was taking too damn long seducing her, so now it was her turn. She'd no sooner said that and closed the door behind her, then she pushed me down on the sofa, ripped open my fly, and yanked my jeans and tighty-whities off like they were on fire.

My friends, I had never before, nor have I since, seen a woman just inhale the cock like that. She slurped it down like a sword-swallower at a knockwurst convention. And you want to talk about work the shaft and cradle the balls? There was stroking, fondling, rubbing, squeezing, tugging, tickling, and some moves I don't know names for.

Tongue work? Oh yeah. Any of you folks remember Twin Peaks? Where Audrey Horne ties a maraschino cherry stem in a knot using only her tongue? This girl didn't bother with cherry stems, nor did my unit end up in a double windsor, but I believe with perfect faith that she could've done it. She did things with her tongue that Mick Jagger couldn't do if he knew mouth yoga. And she wasn't shy, either. She licked the balls, she gave me the rim job, she spit-shined the taint...the whole megillah. She even gave me the backdoor finger while she finished me off. Lord, there were nerve endings lighting up that I didn't even think I had, and she had enough suction going that I'm surprised she didn't suck out a kidney.

And, though I do enjoy a good facial from time to time, she knew instinctively that a BJ like that, you finish off with a swallow. And that girl drank down the man-meringue like it was the last batch on earth. You dudes know that sometimes, that kind of a thirst for it is just a turn-on in and of itself. Friends, I have had some suck-offs of legendary quality in my fortunate time on this planet, but that still is the all-time Olympic gold in my experience.

Giving:

College. One of my few ever one-night stand hookups. Met her filming an indy flick. She was a set dresser and continuity assistant. I had a bit part as an actor. We shot the shit and flirted while we were waiting for them to set up shots (small crew+very exacting director/DP=loooong setups). Major clickage. Huge chemistry. She wasn't really my type-- too skinny, very slightly slutty-- but we just had the moment, sensed it would be great. Went back to her dorm room after the shoot wrapped for the day (thank God she had a single!) and got down to it. The clothes came off pretty quick, and I think she was all set to just climb on and blast off, but I have a pretty bad pussy addiction, and I gots to have me a taste.

I pulled her down on the bed, kissed my way down south, slid off and knelt on the floor, with her legs over my shoulders, and took my time at it.

I won't lie, friends. I take some pride in my skills. I studied. I honed. I practiced. And the Good Lord let my efforts bear fruit. But I am not sure I have ever managed to exceed my performance that night. I teased the hell out of that girl. There was nowhere I didn't lick, no fold untongued, no crevice unprobed, and it was butterflies and feathers and summer breezes the whole way, until she was almost screaming from frustration, her legs literally shaking on my shoulders, waiting for me to bring her release. She sighed. She moaned. She begged. She was not quiet about it.

And then I got into it. There was tongue-fucking. There was licking of the g-spot. There was fingering of the ass. There was sucking of the clit in so very many ways. Spiral licking, swirls, change-ups, tongue massage, sweep-and-dip, nibbling, thick-and-thin, corkscrew licks...every trick in my repertoire, and some I came up with on the spot, and they all just seemed to be perfectly timed. I was in the zone. It was like I could sense exactly where she wanted to be touched, how strong, how soft, how fast, when to change...I was on. It was like the cunnilingual equivalent of pitching a perfect game. Except Mrs. Koufax was never this happy with Sandy.

This girl might have been skinny, but I would never have predicted her lung power. I am not sure I ever heard anyone else make noise like that. That was my ideal definition for "raise the roof." Neighbors on both sides of the room pounded on the walls and told us to shut up. If I hadn't had my hands totally full trying to keep the streak going while drawing breath through a girl-muscle muffler, I would've worried about the window glass cracking. I kid you not, I went down on her for close to an hour, and I counted eleven orgasms. She claimed over fifteen, and said that she had never experienced anything to come close.

God bless college. Nothing really compares to the experience of a real education.

66mustang · 12-29-2010, 05:02 AM

To MSD and Plan9, it may well be long winded, but it is not fiction in the slightest.

amonkie · 01-03-2011, 07:03 AM

What better way to start a monday than to bump this thread?

I was standing and pressed up against him, and immediately could feel how stiff he was. I grabbed onto his belt and pulled him with me just a little bit. I pulled the belt to loosen it and looked up with a coy smile, biting my lip just slightly. Then I undid the belt and popped the button. He was so stiff that his pants still remained upright with his bulge inside his boxers after I'd undone the zipper. Tugging one side of the pants and then the other.. I bent down and worked the pants down his legs,then the boxers, and his cock sprung out to greet me at eye level.

Looking up, I slowly licked the underside of the head before placing my lips around it, sucking slowly and and taking my time. Each time I went down his shaft I went just a little further... holding my suck as I came back to the head and teasing around with my tongue.

I didn't finish him off with this one, but it was the beginning of a fantastic romp.

samuel333 · 01-05-2011, 08:25 AM

My ex really enjoyed oral sex, both cunnilingus and, especially, rimming. Our sessions would sometimes go on for hours. Our favorite involved having her kneel on the kitchen table naked with her thighs spread while I sat on a chair behind her. Then she would call various family members and friends on her cell while I attempted to make her cum by licking her from behind. It was incredibly erotic to hear her voice breaking and quavering as she approached orgasm only to have me stop just before the big moment.

xenonman · 03-07-2011, 03:53 PM

Very doubtful, even statistically.

Milnoc · 03-09-2011, 06:48 PM

I was eating my ex-GF with my usual enthusiasm when she started lifting her butt off the bed from all the stimulation. I supported her back while I kept muffin diving, just like any decent BF would do.

Then she started pushing herself off the bed with her arms, forcing me to rise up to maintain stability. Then she put her legs over my shoulders, and I kept rising up even higher!

Pretty soon, I was almost standing on the bed, and my GF was doing an almost vertical handstand! And I was STILL going at it, not wanting to break the momentum!

As she was starting to go through her multiple orgasms and losing her balance, I started to lower ourselves back on the bed so that she wouldn't be in the air when the final big orgasm hit her and she would have to forcibly push me away to make me stop (I really love good pussy).

It was a great sight having her almost upside-down, looking down at her inverted breasts while her body was thrashing away. Luckily she was a very light and petite woman otherwise my back probably would not have survived the strain!

thewarriorbj · 04-22-2011, 12:11 PM

The best oral experience was sometime ago, I encountered my ex girl friend, a girl whom I had been engaged for a quite long time, in this particular
day she arrived using extremelly high heel sandals, which was one of my fetishes, we just entered the hotel room and as she knowing my way of enjoying a sex escapade, she immediately turned off the lights of the room, covered my eyes , turned on the hotel radio with very soft ambient music,and started licking my whole body from toe to head, this wonderful situation took more than two hours when I had my orgasm there were so much sperm that the girl almost gagged, that was the best blow job of my entire life.....

Anormalguy · 04-25-2011, 07:59 PM

Receiving--The first few times my then GF now wife gave me head I couldn't ejaculate in her mouth, and it wasn't for lack of effort on her part. One night she after about 10 minutes of going down on me she asked me why I wouldn't come. I told her I wasn't sure if she really wanted me to cum in her mouth. She told me, yes, I want you to cum in my mouth, I want to taste your cum.

She returned to blowing me and it wasn't long before I had one of the most intense orgasms I've ever had. The force caused her to gag a little, but she kept going and swallowed. The look of satisfaction on her face was priceless. One great side affect was I stayed rock hard, and we made love for a long time. I managed to cum again, which is unusual for me, and it was a dry orgasm.

Giving--This is a tough one. If I had to choose one experience, it would be the afternoon I kept alternating between eating her to a couple of orgasms and screwing her to a few more. This went on for over an hour, also involved a huge dildo, and it was impossible to keep track of her orgasms.

It could be the first time I fingered her g-spot while using the flat of my tongue on her clit (she doesn't like flicking), and she squirted all over my face. Or the time I used the tip of my tongue to slowly circle her clit. It took about 10 minutes for her to cum (my wife isn't slow to orgasm), and when she did it seemed she came for 30 seconds.

blahblah454 · 04-26-2011, 08:38 PM

Receiving - meh. I have had great blowjobs, but none of them really stand out to me. I love them, in fact sex is not sex without a little blow job to start it off. I prefer pretty plain ones where the girl is enjoying herself, no fancy deep-throat junk. And swallowing is a plus.

Giving - now this is what I really like to do. I would say that pretty much every time I ever go down on a girl is the best oral sex I give. I love the feeling of how soft she is on my tongue, and how she squirms and moans differently depending on if my tongue is soft and gentle or hard and fast.

I like to kiss and lick all the way up the girls thighs, right across her lips with just a small amount of pressure and no penetration, and then down her other thigh. I do that right up until she is practically begging me to do something to her.

While running the flat of my tongue gently across her clit I like to slide one finger inside and slowly do the "come here" motion with my finger, being a guitar player I have insane finger endurance and dexterity. I will slowly increase speed and intensity on both my fingers and tongue.

One thing I really enjoy doing is putting my mouth right around her clit and sucking gently while moving my tongue around right on the little button, it has always gotten great results. After she cums I like to just lick all the way up her lips and inside them and taste just how wet she is.

I want to go down on a girl right now!

So the best I have had in that regard was last weekend, my sheets were SOAKING. I love coming up after doing it and having to wipe my face off with my hands like three times because it is so wet. Ahhhhhh good times.

Charlatan · 04-26-2011, 10:19 PM

The best receiving was in an abandoned building just off Yonge Street (Toronto's main street). For those who know Toronto, it's where HMV is now. It was still under construction then. I was just on the other side of the hoardings with the street traffic inches away. When finished, we discovered a small crowd had gathered at the back of the building to watch. Weird.

The best giving, is just about any time I go down on a woman. I can't get enough of it.

bi girl · 05-19-2011, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 66mustang

Absolutely! How rude of me....

The best oral sex of my life came as a surprise one Friday night early in my freshman year of college. I had to stay on campus that weekend for something or other, and my girlfriend had to go home for the weekend, as did my roommate. We lived in a co-ed dorm, and after most everybody had left, I heard a knock on my door. It was the angel from across the hall named Laila. She was absolutely beautiful. She had heard my music playing and came over, as her room mates had left for the weekend as well. I invited her in and told her that I had just ordered pizza and to make herself at home. She did and we got to talking and before we knew it, the evening had flown by as had the pizza and the beer a friend had brought over a few days before. She said that she didn't want to spend the night alone and I made it very clear that she would not have to. I took her into my arms and kissed her and one thing lead to another and before we knew it, we were both naked and quite hot and bothered. I pushed her back onto the bed and made my way down to her beaver, which was quite nicely trimmed, and I laid her folds open with my tongue. She began to moan and groan right away and she came very easily I found out, and so I made her cum uncountable times in short order. Finally she pulled my hair to bring me up beside her to make me stop. She said she couldnt take any more. After awhile we were messing around again and I thought I was going to finally get to put my tool into the sweet vessel that I had just been tasting, but she said no as I was starting to get up. She played with my rod to get me hard for sure but she went to here knees and took me into her sweet, warm mouth. Now my girlfriend at the time, Amy, gave great head, but this chick was in a class by herself. Never before or since have I ever experienced a blowjob like I got that night from Laila. Not only was it magnificent, it went on forever. She held me in her mouth, worshipping my hard shaft and head with her mouth as she stroked my rod and gently sueezed and rubbed my balls. She worked her tongue around me over and over, with such skill and effort that without her keen attention I would have blasted off much too early. She seemed to be able to tell when I was quickly approaching blast off and she would change her technique or remove her mouth altogether. She worked the head, the shaft, my balls, up and down, up and down, and around and around, even deep throating my 10 plus inch lenghth, which was the first time I had ever experienced that tremendous experience. I was in heaven. I was nearly paralyzed from the pleasure that she was applying to my cock. She went on and on, seemingly taking a lifetime before she finally slowly worked me up to climax, and then deepthroating me just as I shot what I know was the biggest load of my life into her throat. She pulled off a bit and when I finished what seemed like a thousand pumps of cum into her mouth, Laila made a show of nipping at my cock while spreading my cum onto my still hard shaft and then sucking it off, teasing me to keep me hard. She gave me the single greatest sexual experince of my life, before or since on that Friday night. She came up face to face with me and before she could swallow all of my load, I took what she had left into my mouth and gave her a show of swallowing what she brought me. Gently, she pushed me back and straddled my cock and slowly eased her velvet pocket down over my steel hard flesh. Her gentle rocking and the sweet little pulsAtions that her pussy were doing kept me hard and ready through what again felt like hours of her fucking me into her sweet hot pussy, until I came again. We broke apart and she fell beside me, where she stayed until Sunday afternoon. We licked and ate and sucked and fucked each other in every possible position until we were both exhausted. Her roommates and my girlfriend showed up right after we had taken each other into the shower for one last tryst and a clean up, and as she went back across the hall to her room. We looked forward to being the only ones left on our end of the hall, when my girlfriend and room mate were gone, as were her roommates. We made it a regular practice to spend any time together that we could when no one else was around, and while we always enjoyed each others bodies, I can say that no matter how often or how hard she tried she could never give me oral that matched that first time that she pleasured me. No one else has ever matched it either.

Poetry · 05-20-2011, 10:04 PM

Favorite oral experience was when I broke the guy's nose when I bucked too hard. In my defense, he had a bit of a huge snoz.

Best oral experience was a couple days ago. The man had a mouth like a Hitachi. My stomach muscles were sore for the rest of the night because it was so intense I kept contracting over him. Can't wait to hit him up again.

12-27-2010, 10:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
66mustang Upright	Tell Us All About Your Best Oral Experience...... Whether you were giving or receiving, give us the who, where, when and how of the best oral sex you have ever been a part of. Dont leave out any of the juicy details!

12-27-2010, 10:31 AM	#2 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	Actually, it's customary to start off threads by answering your own question. So, if this is going to stay open, let's hear it. __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

12-27-2010, 12:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
hunnychile Alien Anthropologist Location: Between Boredom and Nirvana	Makes a great "How to Give Great Head" Thread!! __________________ "I need compassion, understanding and chocolate." - NJB

12-27-2010, 04:33 PM	#6 (permalink)
Tusko Psycho	please learn how to format paragraphs properly, thx. anyway, receiving. rebound girl turned really good, but short, relationship. basically it was pretty simple. she was really enthusiastic and really skilled. great with her hands (no tugging or pulling, squeezed balls but not painfully) and just opened her throat and got down on it. and then, like a good girl she sat there smiling at me as i held her head and thrusted up into her throat and fucked her mouth until i came in her and she swallowed all of it like a champ, no flinching. she wasn't a slut either, total nice girl, had only slept with a few other dudes, all relationships. i miss her tons! she had a huge ass and was just a blast in bed and really chill and smart. i loved riding that beast of a butt and driving her head into the pillow! giving: can't really recall a specific time. last gf was a squirter so that was fun. but i think the first time i ate a girl out from behind. i had always wanted to but felt kinda pervy. made her sit on her knees on a chair, leaning forward onthe back of the chair. i held her body and caressed her up and down until i just headbutted her ass with my face and went to town. loved having that firm booty on my face licking out her hairless poon! Last edited by Tusko; 12-27-2010 at 05:10 PM..

12-27-2010, 05:11 PM	#7 (permalink)
hunnychile Alien Anthropologist Location: Between Boredom and Nirvana	Tusko. Geeeeez.................... WHAT !....are you an android or just a frustrated Engilsh teacher? Oh and BTW, learn to use capitalization properly. __________________ "I need compassion, understanding and chocolate." - NJB Last edited by hunnychile; 12-27-2010 at 05:47 PM..

12-27-2010, 11:25 AM	#3 (permalink)
66mustang Upright	Absolutely! How rude of me.... The best oral sex of my life came as a surprise one Friday night early in my freshman year of college. I had to stay on campus that weekend for something or other, and my girlfriend had to go home for the weekend, as did my roommate. We lived in a co-ed dorm, and after most everybody had left, I heard a knock on my door. It was the angel from across the hall named Laila. She was absolutely beautiful. She had heard my music playing and came over, as her room mates had left for the weekend as well. I invited her in and told her that I had just ordered pizza and to make herself at home. She did and we got to talking and before we knew it, the evening had flown by as had the pizza and the beer a friend had brought over a few days before. She said that she didn't want to spend the night alone and I made it very clear that she would not have to. I took her into my arms and kissed her and one thing lead to another and before we knew it, we were both naked and quite hot and bothered. I pushed her back onto the bed and made my way down to her beaver, which was quite nicely trimmed, and I laid her folds open with my tongue. She began to moan and groan right away and she came very easily I found out, and so I made her cum uncountable times in short order. Finally she pulled my hair to bring me up beside her to make me stop. She said she couldnt take any more. After awhile we were messing around again and I thought I was going to finally get to put my tool into the sweet vessel that I had just been tasting, but she said no as I was starting to get up. She played with my rod to get me hard for sure but she went to here knees and took me into her sweet, warm mouth. Now my girlfriend at the time, Amy, gave great head, but this chick was in a class by herself. Never before or since have I ever experienced a blowjob like I got that night from Laila. Not only was it magnificent, it went on forever. She held me in her mouth, worshipping my hard shaft and head with her mouth as she stroked my rod and gently sueezed and rubbed my balls. She worked her tongue around me over and over, with such skill and effort that without her keen attention I would have blasted off much too early. She seemed to be able to tell when I was quickly approaching blast off and she would change her technique or remove her mouth altogether. She worked the head, the shaft, my balls, up and down, up and down, and around and around, even deep throating my 10 plus inch lenghth, which was the first time I had ever experienced that tremendous experience. I was in heaven. I was nearly paralyzed from the pleasure that she was applying to my cock. She went on and on, seemingly taking a lifetime before she finally slowly worked me up to climax, and then deepthroating me just as I shot what I know was the biggest load of my life into her throat. She pulled off a bit and when I finished what seemed like a thousand pumps of cum into her mouth, Laila made a show of nipping at my cock while spreading my cum onto my still hard shaft and then sucking it off, teasing me to keep me hard. She gave me the single greatest sexual experince of my life, before or since on that Friday night. She came up face to face with me and before she could swallow all of my load, I took what she had left into my mouth and gave her a show of swallowing what she brought me. Gently, she pushed me back and straddled my cock and slowly eased her velvet pocket down over my steel hard flesh. Her gentle rocking and the sweet little pulsAtions that her pussy were doing kept me hard and ready through what again felt like hours of her fucking me into her sweet hot pussy, until I came again. We broke apart and she fell beside me, where she stayed until Sunday afternoon. We licked and ate and sucked and fucked each other in every possible position until we were both exhausted. Her roommates and my girlfriend showed up right after we had taken each other into the shower for one last tryst and a clean up, and as she went back across the hall to her room. We looked forward to being the only ones left on our end of the hall, when my girlfriend and room mate were gone, as were her roommates. We made it a regular practice to spend any time together that we could when no one else was around, and while we always enjoyed each others bodies, I can say that no matter how often or how hard she tried she could never give me oral that matched that first time that she pleasured me. No one else has ever matched it either.

12-27-2010, 03:51 PM	#5 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	Erotic fiction goes in Tilted Literature.

12-27-2010, 08:57 PM	#8 (permalink)
curiousbear Addict Location: WA	Receiving: yes few times. can be a lot better ... Giving: Got close enough only to smell, never did the actual thing yet

12-28-2010, 06:53 AM	#10 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	I showed up at her place fully knowing that I'd be naked soon. After taking off my coat and saying "hi", she walked over and started kissing me. She was shorter than me so with her pressed against me, I almost had to look at my feet to keep contact with her lips, but she made me want to do that. After a few minutes of deep kissing and a little bit of roaming hands, I started to pull her skirt up. Soon, I had it bunched in both hands. I slowly eased her panties down and took them off her. While I was kneeling to take them off from around her feet, I ran my hand up the inside of her thigh. All the way up. The farther I went, the warmer her skin got. I looked up and made eye contact, then made contact with her pussy. It was warm and wet of course. Actually, it was almost warm enough to burn my fingers. Almost. I pushed her skirt high enough to get my face close. While still on my knees, I slowly pushed a finger inside her, cocking it into a trigger position. Then I pushed my tongue through her lips and tasted her. I gathered momentum and speed as I found the soft parts of her. Soon, my face and hand were damp, and she gripped the top of my head. As I coordinated my hand and tongue motions, I felt her knees buckle. I kept pace and rode her sensitive spots through her orgasm and into another one. __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

12-28-2010, 09:35 AM	#11 (permalink)
snowy Kick Ass Kunoichi Location: Oregon	He already felt hard when I ran my hand over the seam of his fly. Licking my lips, I pushed him back on the bed, thinking that this would be a great night to surprise him. I unbuttoned and unzipped his jeans. His eyes grew a bit wide as he realized my intentions. I gave him a little smile and urged him to just relax as I tugged down his boxers, letting his cock spring free. I lowered my head to my task, darting my tongue out to just barely lick the head, a bit of a tease. I blew slightly on where I’d licked, and noticed his fingers dig ever so slightly into the bedcovers. Then, with slow deliberation, I fitted my mouth around the head of his cock, moving my mouth down his shaft with the utmost leisure, until my nose rested firmly against his torso, my tongue working the bottom of his shaft. He groaned as I deep-throated him, the muscles of my throat clenching around the head of his cock. Suffice it to say...that was the beginning of a fun night, but I'll leave it as a bit of a tease. __________________ If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

12-28-2010, 05:14 PM	#13 (permalink)
keymaker Upright Location: N Atlanta Georgia	It was in a car at a football game in high school. Ist time for me and when she started I thought I was in heaven! Just as I was "finishing" our friends walked up. It was pretty clear they knew what was up...but that seemed to turn the girl on!

12-28-2010, 11:48 PM	#14 (permalink)
levite Minion of Joss Location: The Windy City	Receiving: High school. She was a hot-tempered, redheaded exchange student from Scotland, and taught me a great many things about sex. We were friends before going out, and we crossed the boundary when my folks were out of town, and she invited herself over to stay with me, and announced that I was taking too damn long seducing her, so now it was her turn. She'd no sooner said that and closed the door behind her, then she pushed me down on the sofa, ripped open my fly, and yanked my jeans and tighty-whities off like they were on fire. My friends, I had never before, nor have I since, seen a woman just inhale the cock like that. She slurped it down like a sword-swallower at a knockwurst convention. And you want to talk about work the shaft and cradle the balls? There was stroking, fondling, rubbing, squeezing, tugging, tickling, and some moves I don't know names for. Tongue work? Oh yeah. Any of you folks remember Twin Peaks? Where Audrey Horne ties a maraschino cherry stem in a knot using only her tongue? This girl didn't bother with cherry stems, nor did my unit end up in a double windsor, but I believe with perfect faith that she could've done it. She did things with her tongue that Mick Jagger couldn't do if he knew mouth yoga. And she wasn't shy, either. She licked the balls, she gave me the rim job, she spit-shined the taint...the whole megillah. She even gave me the backdoor finger while she finished me off. Lord, there were nerve endings lighting up that I didn't even think I had, and she had enough suction going that I'm surprised she didn't suck out a kidney. And, though I do enjoy a good facial from time to time, she knew instinctively that a BJ like that, you finish off with a swallow. And that girl drank down the man-meringue like it was the last batch on earth. You dudes know that sometimes, that kind of a thirst for it is just a turn-on in and of itself. Friends, I have had some suck-offs of legendary quality in my fortunate time on this planet, but that still is the all-time Olympic gold in my experience. Giving: College. One of my few ever one-night stand hookups. Met her filming an indy flick. She was a set dresser and continuity assistant. I had a bit part as an actor. We shot the shit and flirted while we were waiting for them to set up shots (small crew+very exacting director/DP=loooong setups). Major clickage. Huge chemistry. She wasn't really my type-- too skinny, very slightly slutty-- but we just had the moment, sensed it would be great. Went back to her dorm room after the shoot wrapped for the day (thank God she had a single!) and got down to it. The clothes came off pretty quick, and I think she was all set to just climb on and blast off, but I have a pretty bad pussy addiction, and I gots to have me a taste. I pulled her down on the bed, kissed my way down south, slid off and knelt on the floor, with her legs over my shoulders, and took my time at it. I won't lie, friends. I take some pride in my skills. I studied. I honed. I practiced. And the Good Lord let my efforts bear fruit. But I am not sure I have ever managed to exceed my performance that night. I teased the hell out of that girl. There was nowhere I didn't lick, no fold untongued, no crevice unprobed, and it was butterflies and feathers and summer breezes the whole way, until she was almost screaming from frustration, her legs literally shaking on my shoulders, waiting for me to bring her release. She sighed. She moaned. She begged. She was not quiet about it. And then I got into it. There was tongue-fucking. There was licking of the g-spot. There was fingering of the ass. There was sucking of the clit in so very many ways. Spiral licking, swirls, change-ups, tongue massage, sweep-and-dip, nibbling, thick-and-thin, corkscrew licks...every trick in my repertoire, and some I came up with on the spot, and they all just seemed to be perfectly timed. I was in the zone. It was like I could sense exactly where she wanted to be touched, how strong, how soft, how fast, when to change...I was on. It was like the cunnilingual equivalent of pitching a perfect game. Except Mrs. Koufax was never this happy with Sandy. This girl might have been skinny, but I would never have predicted her lung power. I am not sure I ever heard anyone else make noise like that. That was my ideal definition for "raise the roof." Neighbors on both sides of the room pounded on the walls and told us to shut up. If I hadn't had my hands totally full trying to keep the streak going while drawing breath through a girl-muscle muffler, I would've worried about the window glass cracking. I kid you not, I went down on her for close to an hour, and I counted eleven orgasms. She claimed over fifteen, and said that she had never experienced anything to come close. God bless college. Nothing really compares to the experience of a real education. __________________ Dull sublunary lovers love, Whose soul is sense, cannot admit Absence, because it doth remove That thing which elemented it. (From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)

12-29-2010, 05:02 AM	#15 (permalink)
66mustang Upright	To MSD and Plan9, it may well be long winded, but it is not fiction in the slightest.

01-03-2011, 07:03 AM	#16 (permalink)
amonkie Drifting Administrator Location: Windy City	What better way to start a monday than to bump this thread? I was standing and pressed up against him, and immediately could feel how stiff he was. I grabbed onto his belt and pulled him with me just a little bit. I pulled the belt to loosen it and looked up with a coy smile, biting my lip just slightly. Then I undid the belt and popped the button. He was so stiff that his pants still remained upright with his bulge inside his boxers after I'd undone the zipper. Tugging one side of the pants and then the other.. I bent down and worked the pants down his legs,then the boxers, and his cock sprung out to greet me at eye level. Looking up, I slowly licked the underside of the head before placing my lips around it, sucking slowly and and taking my time. Each time I went down his shaft I went just a little further... holding my suck as I came back to the head and teasing around with my tongue. I didn't finish him off with this one, but it was the beginning of a fantastic romp. __________________ Calling from deep in the heart, from where the eyes can't see and the ears can't hear, from where the mountain trails end and only love can go... ~~~ Three Rivers Hare Krishna

01-05-2011, 08:25 AM	#17 (permalink)
samuel333 Upright	Best Oral Experience My ex really enjoyed oral sex, both cunnilingus and, especially, rimming. Our sessions would sometimes go on for hours. Our favorite involved having her kneel on the kitchen table naked with her thighs spread while I sat on a chair behind her. Then she would call various family members and friends on her cell while I attempted to make her cum by licking her from behind. It was incredibly erotic to hear her voice breaking and quavering as she approached orgasm only to have me stop just before the big moment. Last edited by samuel333; 01-05-2011 at 09:53 AM..

03-07-2011, 03:53 PM	#18 (permalink)
xenonman Upright	Very doubtful, even statistically.

03-09-2011, 06:48 PM	#19 (permalink)
Milnoc Crazy Location: Montreal	I was eating my ex-GF with my usual enthusiasm when she started lifting her butt off the bed from all the stimulation. I supported her back while I kept muffin diving, just like any decent BF would do. Then she started pushing herself off the bed with her arms, forcing me to rise up to maintain stability. Then she put her legs over my shoulders, and I kept rising up even higher! Pretty soon, I was almost standing on the bed, and my GF was doing an almost vertical handstand! And I was STILL going at it, not wanting to break the momentum! As she was starting to go through her multiple orgasms and losing her balance, I started to lower ourselves back on the bed so that she wouldn't be in the air when the final big orgasm hit her and she would have to forcibly push me away to make me stop (I really love good pussy). It was a great sight having her almost upside-down, looking down at her inverted breasts while her body was thrashing away. Luckily she was a very light and petite woman otherwise my back probably would not have survived the strain!

04-22-2011, 12:11 PM	#20 (permalink)
thewarriorbj Upright	The best oral experience was sometime ago, I encountered my ex girl friend, a girl whom I had been engaged for a quite long time, in this particular day she arrived using extremelly high heel sandals, which was one of my fetishes, we just entered the hotel room and as she knowing my way of enjoying a sex escapade, she immediately turned off the lights of the room, covered my eyes , turned on the hotel radio with very soft ambient music,and started licking my whole body from toe to head, this wonderful situation took more than two hours when I had my orgasm there were so much sperm that the girl almost gagged, that was the best blow job of my entire life.....

04-25-2011, 07:59 PM	#21 (permalink)
Anormalguy After School Special Moralist Location: Large City, Texas.	Receiving--The first few times my then GF now wife gave me head I couldn't ejaculate in her mouth, and it wasn't for lack of effort on her part. One night she after about 10 minutes of going down on me she asked me why I wouldn't come. I told her I wasn't sure if she really wanted me to cum in her mouth. She told me, yes, I want you to cum in my mouth, I want to taste your cum. She returned to blowing me and it wasn't long before I had one of the most intense orgasms I've ever had. The force caused her to gag a little, but she kept going and swallowed. The look of satisfaction on her face was priceless. One great side affect was I stayed rock hard, and we made love for a long time. I managed to cum again, which is unusual for me, and it was a dry orgasm. Giving--This is a tough one. If I had to choose one experience, it would be the afternoon I kept alternating between eating her to a couple of orgasms and screwing her to a few more. This went on for over an hour, also involved a huge dildo, and it was impossible to keep track of her orgasms. It could be the first time I fingered her g-spot while using the flat of my tongue on her clit (she doesn't like flicking), and she squirted all over my face. Or the time I used the tip of my tongue to slowly circle her clit. It took about 10 minutes for her to cum (my wife isn't slow to orgasm), and when she did it seemed she came for 30 seconds. __________________ In a society where the individual is not free to pursue the truth...there is neither progress, stability nor security.--Edward R. Murrow

04-26-2011, 08:38 PM	#22 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Location: On the road...	Receiving - meh. I have had great blowjobs, but none of them really stand out to me. I love them, in fact sex is not sex without a little blow job to start it off. I prefer pretty plain ones where the girl is enjoying herself, no fancy deep-throat junk. And swallowing is a plus. Giving - now this is what I really like to do. I would say that pretty much every time I ever go down on a girl is the best oral sex I give. I love the feeling of how soft she is on my tongue, and how she squirms and moans differently depending on if my tongue is soft and gentle or hard and fast. I like to kiss and lick all the way up the girls thighs, right across her lips with just a small amount of pressure and no penetration, and then down her other thigh. I do that right up until she is practically begging me to do something to her. While running the flat of my tongue gently across her clit I like to slide one finger inside and slowly do the "come here" motion with my finger, being a guitar player I have insane finger endurance and dexterity. I will slowly increase speed and intensity on both my fingers and tongue. One thing I really enjoy doing is putting my mouth right around her clit and sucking gently while moving my tongue around right on the little button, it has always gotten great results. After she cums I like to just lick all the way up her lips and inside them and taste just how wet she is. I want to go down on a girl right now! So the best I have had in that regard was last weekend, my sheets were SOAKING. I love coming up after doing it and having to wipe my face off with my hands like three times because it is so wet. Ahhhhhh good times. Last edited by blahblah454; 04-26-2011 at 08:40 PM..

04-26-2011, 10:19 PM	#23 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	The best receiving was in an abandoned building just off Yonge Street (Toronto's main street). For those who know Toronto, it's where HMV is now. It was still under construction then. I was just on the other side of the hoardings with the street traffic inches away. When finished, we discovered a small crowd had gathered at the back of the building to watch. Weird. The best giving, is just about any time I go down on a woman. I can't get enough of it. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

05-20-2011, 10:04 PM	#25 (permalink)
Poetry Crazy Location: Los Angeles, CA	Favorite oral experience was when I broke the guy's nose when I bucked too hard. In my defense, he had a bit of a huge snoz. Best oral experience was a couple days ago. The man had a mouth like a Hitachi. My stomach muscles were sore for the rest of the night because it was so intense I kept contracting over him. Can't wait to hit him up again. __________________ "You know what? Fuck the moon! He controls our water and our women. I've had enough!"