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Sion · 07-11-2003, 11:28 PM

lets talk about wet dreams

I've had many, many in my almost 37 years of existance. But, and this is the really annoying part, 99% of the time, the dream changes or I wake up before I get off. ("he could fuck up a wet dream" seems to be the story of my life, lol.) I'd say I've had maybe half a dozen wet dreams that actually resulted in the dreaded "nocturnal emissions".

anyone else have this trouble?

another funny thing about my wet dreams is that they dont always involve super-hot women. sometimes the woman is just average looking. but though not exceedingly pretty, these women always have a really sexy attitude/personality.

I never fucked a famous chick in a wet dream either. Not a single pornstar, or Linda Hamilton as she looked in T2 (smokin', IMHO) nor Kate Hudson from Almost Famous, nor any of the thousands of other famously hot women in the world. I wonder why?

so, tell you wet dream stories/experiences.

boober · 07-11-2003, 11:44 PM

I typically wake up before anything good happens in a dream. Sexual or otherwise.

I do however stay sound asleep during nightmares. Isn't that nice?

MacGnG · 07-11-2003, 11:56 PM

i've only had a few.
mine have always been very strange and i dont understand them so i dont worry about it

asquint · 07-11-2003, 11:57 PM

Strange as it may seem, they all seem to involve one of the ex-wives. I really could do with a hot dream about some chick I don't despise.

Radio Monk33 · 07-12-2003, 12:10 AM

Yeah, my wet dreams never make much sense. Not the traditional sex idea to be honest..

Ah well, I haven't gotten any in the last few years. I dunno, it kinda coincides with an increase in masturbation if that makes a difference..

World's King · 07-12-2003, 01:26 AM

I was always under the impression if was a urban legand thing.

I've never gotten all hot and sticky while dreaming... sure sex dreams everyday but I've never woken up covered in my own juice.

Schwan · 07-12-2003, 01:34 AM

I guess the funny thing is they happen sometimes to me, and I orgasm during them, but I never ejeaculated during sleep.

Sleepyjack · 07-12-2003, 02:14 AM

well i don't think i've ever had one. I think i wank too much, although less more recently after that wank too much thread.

I was wondering if girls ever get anything remotely similar, like even they have a dream about something sexual and wake up horny or wet or something...

CmC918 · 07-12-2003, 03:34 AM

I don't recall myself having any, if I do I don't remember them.

OROIT · 07-12-2003, 04:39 AM

I always wake up just before I........................
damn i hate that.

tikki · 07-12-2003, 05:44 AM

No wet dreams for me. I usually dream of weird stuff like computers and tv shows. Go figure.

Spooo · 07-12-2003, 03:26 PM

I've had around 3 wet dreams.. They always happen in the wrong places. long time ago, i was at my grandma's in a guest bed. It happen and i didnt know what to do. i didnt want to wear my underwear so i threw them away. dont think i got too much on the bed

About the dreams.. they are damn strange, 1 lady was a hot witch, the other was just some lady i've never seen before. They feel so real!!

Donkeypuncher · 07-12-2003, 03:38 PM

I don't remember dreams much at all and of the ones I do remember that were arousing in any way, I don't think I've ever climaxed in one. I know for sure I've never had even one experience that resulted in any waking-world evidence.

No... sadly, I am confined to living out fantasies while I am awake. I hate when that happens.

Lebell · 07-12-2003, 03:38 PM

I've had one to orgasm where she was a dark haired oriental woman (don't ask me) and I woke up immediately after.

It convinced me how much of sex is in the brain.

Raw Kuts · 07-12-2003, 04:37 PM

Only time I had a wet dream was when during this last finals week where I hadn't whacked off for eight days. Too bad I couldn't remember what the dream was about when I woke up.

ratbastid · 07-13-2003, 06:03 AM

Never had one. Dreams with sexual content yes (Oh yes!), but ejaculated asleep.

smithrussell · 07-14-2003, 12:19 PM

have had a few...it is embarrassing waking up next to your sig other with your pants soaking wet and loaded with semen.

don't remember the actual dream though.

Donkeypuncher · 07-14-2003, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smithrussell
it is embarrassing waking up next to your sig other with your pants soaking wet and loaded with semen.

and that is exactly why you should both sleep in the nude... so she can wake up sticky, too.

BigJayz · 07-14-2003, 01:13 PM

I've had a few dreams where I've woken up in a pool of jizz, most of the time though I wake up before I cum. Its really a shame though because each time I've blown the load during the dream, the orgasm has been incredible.

LordEden · 07-14-2003, 02:42 PM

I've awakened to me holding my penis and being horny from some dream I've had, but only when I was like 15 did I ever have "nocturnal emissions"... I jack off to much now (well before regular sex from the SO) and all of my wet dreams are weird as fuck.... bad things allways happen when the dream gets good, like all bad B-horror movies, I get with some random girl in my dream and the candyman shows up or something to that effect. I useally remember my dreams, but most of the time their not sexual in any way... just werid as fuck.

motdakasha · 07-14-2003, 02:57 PM

I'm with Donkeypuncher on the whole nude thing. For some reason the idea of nocturnal emissions is hot to me.

And yeah, I've woken up sopping wet before due to hot dreams and ready to fuck, but never came in my sleep. So I guess (some?) females have something similar to men.

This doesn't happen all that much anymore, but I also have woken up to myself doing what I can only describe as sleep-masturbating. Wonder if anyone else has done something similar? I have heard there is a disorder related to sleep-walking in men where they have sleep-sex and won't remember a thing the next morning.

NetterButter · 07-14-2003, 09:05 PM

that would be so damn hot to see, awaken by ::argh ugh ahhhh::. i would so POUNCE on him.

my last wet dream...last night...

from what i can remember, there was a group of guys, we were all camping near this beach with rocky cliffs, and my man and i were bangin in front of the guys...thats all i can remember before i woke up...DAMN IT!

Dnz · 07-15-2003, 03:23 AM

thanks to that wank free thread i oughta be getting me some dreams soon. They are pretty good tho.. Maybe if i put pictures of people on my wall ill dream about them?

*Nikki* · 07-15-2003, 04:13 AM

I often have wet dreams and orgasm during my sleep as well. I feel very lucky to be able to do this. The dreams are usually so realistic, I just can't help but get off.

druptight · 07-15-2003, 10:53 AM

i've always wondered about these, you are told in school health class that these are natural and all boys have them (you don't hear much about females... so congrats nikki!!!!), however i don't think i've ever had one. is it something you'd definitely remember?? i've certainly never woken up in pool of my own business. anyone else like me??? just want to add that this is not because i constantly am getting it, my gf currently lives 6 hours from me, and there were a good 4 years in a row where i was single.... i've always wondered why i never had them in 22 years.

YerKidding · 07-15-2003, 11:09 AM

If it weren't a serious topic, I'd reply with "Try dreaming about sexier women, maybe you'll have better luck at getting off before waking up" ;-)

Personally, I tend to have a gf or keep myself jacked-off, just to keep from having wet dreams. If I don't have regular orgasms on my own, my body starts the wet dreams back up, and I wind up waking up to a sticky mess. (I sleep too hard to wake up while they're going, much less before any orgasm)

Donkeypuncher · 07-15-2003, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by druptight
i've certainly never woken up in pool of my own business. anyone else like me???

Yeah; I think some people are wired for it and some not. No big deal. I've always been a fairly sexual creature so you'd think I'd be prone towards it, but not even one that I know of, ever... whether I'm sleeping with someone or not, wanking regularly or not... doesn't seem to matter. Oh well...

Jim Kata · 07-15-2003, 11:36 AM

I've dropped a batch of baby batter in my sleep before. But 9 times out of 10 i wake up before it happens. I have been known to wake up humping my mattress though. And sometimes in my sleep if my woman starts to play with my nether regions, It usually ends up being a sexual dream (butt I think thats normal...right?).

RubberSouls · 07-19-2003, 09:52 PM

This has happened once a few weeks ago....And, dammit, I can't even remember the dream.

MrCubanmafia · 07-19-2003, 10:03 PM

Supposedly, I heard on Loveline that you can increase your chance for having a wet dream by not wanking. The longer you don't wank, the more chance you have.

By the way, I've never had them. = P

nulltype · 07-19-2003, 10:49 PM

My dreams scare me.

YerKidding · 07-22-2003, 07:29 AM

I fall into the group of people that MrCubannmafia was typing about. If I don't keep myself jacked-off, I wind up having wet dreams. They're always EXTREMELY messy, imho...

Jim Kata · 07-22-2003, 08:25 AM

I went on vacation with my parents about 10 years ago and they gave me my own hotel room next to theirs. Before I went to bed I said, if there is a god, let me have a wet dream tonite. I woke up like 4 hours later with my pants all sticky. But stupid me left my suitcase in my parents room. So I had to call them and get a change of clothes. I ended up telling my mom I pissed my pants in my sleep, but me and god know the truth.

P.S. This is the worst fucking Philly Chicken Sub I have ever eaten!!!

theguyondacouch · 07-22-2003, 08:46 AM

i've never had awet dream

punx1325 · 07-22-2003, 10:48 PM

I had some dreams but never orgasmed, I always just end up waking up.

Stare At The Sun · 07-22-2003, 11:01 PM

Yeah, i've only had like one or two in the past few years, but the orgasms were simply put, amazing, i remember every second of that..

wario · 07-23-2003, 01:05 AM

My conscience won't let me. Whenever I'm dreaming about 'random hot chick who totally wants me', I don't realize I'm dreaming and stay true to my girlfriend. Then, when I wake up and realize it was just a dream, I kick myself. Although the dreams starring my GF are still pretty damn good.

Scrub0 · 07-23-2003, 01:54 AM

I've had one, but it was when I was like 8 and couldn't produce any jizz. It was nice though, I wish it would happen again.

fljay0000 · 07-23-2003, 09:11 AM

Quit wankin' it for a while and it will.

scory · 07-23-2003, 02:55 PM

I have not had them since I was a teen, I heard that you have more if it has been a long time since sex/masterbation

07-11-2003, 11:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	wet dreams lets talk about wet dreams I've had many, many in my almost 37 years of existance. But, and this is the really annoying part, 99% of the time, the dream changes or I wake up before I get off. ("he could fuck up a wet dream" seems to be the story of my life, lol.) I'd say I've had maybe half a dozen wet dreams that actually resulted in the dreaded "nocturnal emissions". anyone else have this trouble? another funny thing about my wet dreams is that they dont always involve super-hot women. sometimes the woman is just average looking. but though not exceedingly pretty, these women always have a really sexy attitude/personality. I never fucked a famous chick in a wet dream either. Not a single pornstar, or Linda Hamilton as she looked in T2 (smokin', IMHO) nor Kate Hudson from Almost Famous, nor any of the thousands of other famously hot women in the world. I wonder why? so, tell you wet dream stories/experiences. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

07-11-2003, 11:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	i've only had a few. mine have always been very strange and i dont understand them so i dont worry about it Last edited by MacGnG; 07-12-2003 at 12:39 PM..

07-11-2003, 11:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
asquint Crazy Location: Orlando	Strange as it may seem, they all seem to involve one of the ex-wives. I really could do with a hot dream about some chick I don't despise. __________________ Hi-Tech Redneck

07-12-2003, 12:10 AM	#5 (permalink)
Radio Monk33 Psycho	Yeah, my wet dreams never make much sense. Not the traditional sex idea to be honest.. Ah well, I haven't gotten any in the last few years. I dunno, it kinda coincides with an increase in masturbation if that makes a difference.. __________________ "Punk rock had this cool, political personal message. It was a bit more cerebral than just stupid cock rock, you know" -Kurt Cobain

07-12-2003, 01:26 AM	#6 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	I was always under the impression if was a urban legand thing. I've never gotten all hot and sticky while dreaming... sure sex dreams everyday but I've never woken up covered in my own juice. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

07-11-2003, 11:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
boober Crazy Location: Western Cananananda	I typically wake up before anything good happens in a dream. Sexual or otherwise. I do however stay sound asleep during nightmares. Isn't that nice?

07-12-2003, 01:34 AM	#7 (permalink)
Schwan A boy and his dog Location: EU!	I guess the funny thing is they happen sometimes to me, and I orgasm during them, but I never ejeaculated during sleep.

07-12-2003, 02:14 AM	#8 (permalink)
Sleepyjack Fast'n'Bulbous Location: Australia, Perth	well i don't think i've ever had one. I think i wank too much, although less more recently after that wank too much thread. I was wondering if girls ever get anything remotely similar, like even they have a dream about something sexual and wake up horny or wet or something...

07-12-2003, 03:34 AM	#9 (permalink)
CmC918 Upright Location: UpState NY	I don't recall myself having any, if I do I don't remember them. __________________ Kthx

07-12-2003, 04:39 AM	#10 (permalink)
OROIT Upright Location: The Land Down Under	I always wake up just before I........................ damn i hate that.

07-12-2003, 05:44 AM	#11 (permalink)
tikki Justified Location: West Lafayette, IN	No wet dreams for me. I usually dream of weird stuff like computers and tv shows. Go figure. __________________ Take notice. Take interest. Take me with you.

07-12-2003, 03:26 PM	#12 (permalink)
Spooo Upright	I've had around 3 wet dreams.. They always happen in the wrong places. long time ago, i was at my grandma's in a guest bed. It happen and i didnt know what to do. i didnt want to wear my underwear so i threw them away. dont think i got too much on the bed About the dreams.. they are damn strange, 1 lady was a hot witch, the other was just some lady i've never seen before. They feel so real!!

07-12-2003, 03:38 PM	#13 (permalink)
Donkeypuncher Psycho Location: Pasadena, CA	I don't remember dreams much at all and of the ones I do remember that were arousing in any way, I don't think I've ever climaxed in one. I know for sure I've never had even one experience that resulted in any waking-world evidence. No... sadly, I am confined to living out fantasies while I am awake. I hate when that happens. __________________ "take me down, little Susie, take me down I know you think you're the Queen of The Underground"

07-12-2003, 03:38 PM	#14 (permalink)
Lebell Cracking the Whip Location: Sexymama's arms...	I've had one to orgasm where she was a dark haired oriental woman (don't ask me) and I woke up immediately after. It convinced me how much of sex is in the brain. __________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis The ONLY sponsors we have are YOU! Please Donate!

07-12-2003, 04:37 PM	#15 (permalink)
Raw Kuts Insane Location: San Diego, CA	Only time I had a wet dream was when during this last finals week where I hadn't whacked off for eight days. Too bad I couldn't remember what the dream was about when I woke up. __________________ ( o< --!"Take that bass out you're voice, you talk to me in treble." / / \ \/_/_ -->Mos Def

07-13-2003, 06:03 AM	#16 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Never had one. Dreams with sexual content yes (Oh yes!), but ejaculated asleep.

07-14-2003, 12:19 PM	#17 (permalink)
smithrussell Upright	have had a few...it is embarrassing waking up next to your sig other with your pants soaking wet and loaded with semen. don't remember the actual dream though.

07-14-2003, 01:13 PM	#19 (permalink)
BigJayz Crazy Location: Sunny So. Cal.	I've had a few dreams where I've woken up in a pool of jizz, most of the time though I wake up before I cum. Its really a shame though because each time I've blown the load during the dream, the orgasm has been incredible.

07-14-2003, 02:57 PM	#21 (permalink)
motdakasha Hiya Puddin'! Miss me? Location: Silicon Valley, CA	I'm with Donkeypuncher on the whole nude thing. For some reason the idea of nocturnal emissions is hot to me. And yeah, I've woken up sopping wet before due to hot dreams and ready to fuck, but never came in my sleep. So I guess (some?) females have something similar to men. This doesn't happen all that much anymore, but I also have woken up to myself doing what I can only describe as sleep-masturbating. Wonder if anyone else has done something similar? I have heard there is a disorder related to sleep-walking in men where they have sleep-sex and won't remember a thing the next morning. __________________ =^-^= motdakasha =^-^= Just Google It. BA Psychology & Photography (I'm not going psychoanalyze you nor will I let you cry on my shoulder. Have a nice day.) Last edited by motdakasha; 07-14-2003 at 02:59 PM..

07-14-2003, 09:05 PM	#22 (permalink)
NetterButter Crazy Location: in a hole, ventura county,cali	that would be so damn hot to see, awaken by ::argh ugh ahhhh::. i would so POUNCE on him. my last wet dream...last night... from what i can remember, there was a group of guys, we were all camping near this beach with rocky cliffs, and my man and i were bangin in front of the guys...thats all i can remember before i woke up...DAMN IT! __________________ www.holeinthe.net

07-15-2003, 03:23 AM	#23 (permalink)
Dnz Tilted	thanks to that wank free thread i oughta be getting me some dreams soon. They are pretty good tho.. Maybe if i put pictures of people on my wall ill dream about them?

07-15-2003, 04:13 AM	#24 (permalink)
Nikki ~~~~~~~ Location: Charleston, SC	I often have wet dreams and orgasm during my sleep as well. I feel very lucky to be able to do this. The dreams are usually so realistic, I just can't help but get off.

07-15-2003, 10:53 AM	#25 (permalink)
druptight Banned Location: In Your Pants!!!!	i've always wondered about these, you are told in school health class that these are natural and all boys have them (you don't hear much about females... so congrats nikki!!!!), however i don't think i've ever had one. is it something you'd definitely remember?? i've certainly never woken up in pool of my own business. anyone else like me??? just want to add that this is not because i constantly am getting it, my gf currently lives 6 hours from me, and there were a good 4 years in a row where i was single.... i've always wondered why i never had them in 22 years.

07-15-2003, 11:09 AM	#26 (permalink)
YerKidding Insane Location: Arkanstone	If it weren't a serious topic, I'd reply with "Try dreaming about sexier women, maybe you'll have better luck at getting off before waking up" ;-) Personally, I tend to have a gf or keep myself jacked-off, just to keep from having wet dreams. If I don't have regular orgasms on my own, my body starts the wet dreams back up, and I wind up waking up to a sticky mess. (I sleep too hard to wake up while they're going, much less before any orgasm)

07-15-2003, 11:36 AM	#28 (permalink)
Jim Kata Swollen Member Location: Northern VA	I've dropped a batch of baby batter in my sleep before. But 9 times out of 10 i wake up before it happens. I have been known to wake up humping my mattress though. And sometimes in my sleep if my woman starts to play with my nether regions, It usually ends up being a sexual dream (butt I think thats normal...right?).

07-19-2003, 09:52 PM	#29 (permalink)
RubberSouls Addict	This has happened once a few weeks ago....And, dammit, I can't even remember the dream. __________________ I'm so bad I kick my own ass twice a day.

07-19-2003, 10:03 PM	#30 (permalink)
MrCubanmafia Upright	Supposedly, I heard on Loveline that you can increase your chance for having a wet dream by not wanking. The longer you don't wank, the more chance you have. By the way, I've never had them. = P

07-19-2003, 10:49 PM	#31 (permalink)
nulltype Crazy	My dreams scare me.

07-22-2003, 07:29 AM	#32 (permalink)
YerKidding Insane Location: Arkanstone	I fall into the group of people that MrCubannmafia was typing about. If I don't keep myself jacked-off, I wind up having wet dreams. They're always EXTREMELY messy, imho...

07-22-2003, 08:25 AM	#33 (permalink)
Jim Kata Swollen Member Location: Northern VA	I went on vacation with my parents about 10 years ago and they gave me my own hotel room next to theirs. Before I went to bed I said, if there is a god, let me have a wet dream tonite. I woke up like 4 hours later with my pants all sticky. But stupid me left my suitcase in my parents room. So I had to call them and get a change of clothes. I ended up telling my mom I pissed my pants in my sleep, but me and god know the truth. P.S. This is the worst fucking Philly Chicken Sub I have ever eaten!!!

07-22-2003, 08:46 AM	#34 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	i've never had awet dream __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

07-22-2003, 10:48 PM	#35 (permalink)
punx1325 Junkie Location: San Diego	I had some dreams but never orgasmed, I always just end up waking up. __________________ If something seems too good to be true, then it probably is....

07-22-2003, 11:01 PM	#36 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	Yeah, i've only had like one or two in the past few years, but the orgasms were simply put, amazing, i remember every second of that..

07-23-2003, 01:05 AM	#37 (permalink)
wario Insane	My conscience won't let me. Whenever I'm dreaming about 'random hot chick who totally wants me', I don't realize I'm dreaming and stay true to my girlfriend. Then, when I wake up and realize it was just a dream, I kick myself. Although the dreams starring my GF are still pretty damn good.

07-23-2003, 01:54 AM	#38 (permalink)
Scrub0 Insane	I've had one, but it was when I was like 8 and couldn't produce any jizz. It was nice though, I wish it would happen again.