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beerClown · 07-23-2003, 07:06 PM

I used to have them somewhat frequent but unpredictible in timing. I haven't had any since I started jerking it on a semi-regular basis. Curious...

hobo · 07-23-2003, 09:39 PM

I have never had a "wet dream". I have only ever had 1 sex dream, and I orgasmed but I never ejaculated. It felt so real at the time. I still remember that dream, it was with someone I knew but not very well. I guess the wanking stops wet dreams. Wet dreams are meant to purge the old stuff and wanking does that.

nulltype · 07-30-2003, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fljay0000
Quit wankin' it for a while and it will.

I think this is correct. How long a while is may depend on the person though.

johnnymysto · 07-31-2003, 10:48 AM

this is going to sound weird, but just about anytime I sleep in a strange bed, i have a wet dream. this happened all the time when i'd sleep at my fiancee's house. really embarassing, too. but, i agree that if you go for a while without wanking, you'll have them more often. if that's the case, i'd rather wank every day.

i did have a nice one the other night, though. i woke up right after fingering Sarah Michelle Gellar. if only it hadn't been a dream...

air45 · 07-31-2003, 10:59 AM

for me too, it is many years since wet dreams.

when i was a lad, by the by, my briefs were often filled with my semen ejaculate in the morning hours after a sexy dream. my cumming was immense at that age, so it was neccesary to have the good shower before i sprang to my morning-time chores.

i do not remember the sexy dreams, but they must have been superior to inspire so much volume of ejaculate.

tenchi069 · 07-31-2003, 11:34 AM

air45, you never cease to crack me up.

the closest thing that happened to me was when my gf that i met online finally came to visit, we were sleeping next to each other and i had a very vivid dream about her. i woke up and dared not move because of the "consequences" so i just lay there. she woke up and asked me what was wrong and i told her so she slid her hand down under the blanket and finished what the dream had started

picardcaptain · 07-31-2003, 03:51 PM

I'm very sure that not spanking the monkey makes you have wet dreams. I was older compared to most when I first started whacking and had wet dreams often in the early teen years. Being the youngest I had to take showers at night and wondered if i smelled like cum when I went to school. Spanking is a great way to prevent them if you aren't lucky enough to be getting laid.

cetacean · 07-31-2003, 03:53 PM

Never had one either...

SparklingDot · 08-03-2003, 10:28 PM

Last month my bf was working out of town for three weeks straight. I have never had more amazing dreams than I did that third week.

jibs · 08-03-2003, 10:29 PM

I've never had one, I feel as though I missed part of growing up!

Neato · 08-03-2003, 10:38 PM

My sex dreams are usually weird too... in one this women and I both had an extra set of genitals... and I was going at her with both of my peni. I promptly woke up, disturbed.

fartre · 08-04-2003, 04:35 PM

I have never ever had a wet-dream in all of my 29 years.

Not only that, but I have never (that I can remember) had intercourse in a dream either! Always some damn cockblock going on...what would Freud say??

(no mother comments you bastards...)

Brdd99boy · 08-05-2003, 11:11 AM

the three biggest lies in the world
I have never had a wet dream
I don't jack off
my pussy doesn't stink

fljay0000 · 08-05-2003, 01:25 PM

I can imagine how someone who started jerking at a very young age might not have ever had a wet dream. Sucks to be him.

Mr. Spacemonkey · 08-05-2003, 02:31 PM

I've never had a wet dream before, but sometimes I wake up with a Boner. Maybe I wake up right before I get off. I feel so left out

Varese · 08-05-2003, 04:07 PM

it's always one of your friends that you fuck in your dreams...

Fagabeefe · 08-05-2003, 08:54 PM

My very favorite wet dream was me and Daisy Duke, naked and oiled up...

I had that for MONTHS...

Remembering it STILL gets me excited.

rrf · 08-05-2003, 09:12 PM

ive never had one, but i have really weird dreams sometimes, like women that have 3 nipples or something. then im baffled and freaked out after i wake up.

EbolaVirus · 09-01-2003, 06:31 PM

I had a dream that I had a wet dream

Ho-train · 09-02-2003, 12:41 PM

I remember one time i had a nocturnal emission when i was at a friends house, after a party one night. I still will never understand what caused it, but who knows, the brain works in mysterious ways.

jbrooks544 · 09-02-2003, 04:34 PM

why would anyone "stop wanking"? I can't imagine.

I never had wet dreams. I almost wish I had.

Only in recent years have I been able to have a few very erotic movies where I might actually have sex with a girl - only a couple times in over 40 years though... Those are nice dreams - wish I had 'em more...

Flesh · 09-02-2003, 05:47 PM

I've had a few wet dreams, but I don't think I've ever splooged during one. The dreams feel so realistic, though... I wank too much to have a wet dream anyway

But 90% of the time I wake up with a boner... morning wood!

analog · 09-02-2003, 11:20 PM

i have dreams where i have sex ALL the time- and always involve cumming and all that entails sex, but never have i had the emmisions.

siryn · 09-03-2003, 12:24 AM

I have never had one. I always wished to have dreams about sex at all, but all I have are nightmares. Once I dreamed about a guy friend having tantric sex (levitation and everything) with some made up character in my head. I recounted it to him the next day, and he's never stopped giving me shit. Now that I don't see him too often, I always ask him if he's run into "Freely."

lived2play · 09-03-2003, 04:25 PM

yeah man its so fucked up you're dreaming of a famous girl naked and even before any action happens you get shouts of "Incoming!" Shit!

Rowan · 09-03-2003, 04:55 PM

Have maybe one or two where I woke up wet between the thighs, several that I woke up extremely horny. Have had some in the last couple of months that I woke up with my hands stretched above my head like they were tied together and to the head board or something but I can't remember those dreams. . . Damn it!

meff · 09-04-2003, 10:07 AM

Lame.

Almost all of my dreams with sexual stuff end right before the good stuff starts

Plus right now I am not dreaming at all due to meds. :P

Munku · 09-04-2003, 10:24 AM

When you wanka s much as me. You get no wet dreams.

sigma1042 · 09-04-2003, 12:40 PM

2 dreams for me, one in hs about some girl i did want to f but wouldn't have dated, the other about my current chick
i diff positions and stuff
i don't have many sex dreams though
do plenty of jerking
but those 2 times were really memorable, satisfying orgasms

rosie21 · 09-04-2003, 12:48 PM

jimk · 09-04-2003, 12:53 PM

i've never had one! sex dreams, sure, but i have never had a dream get me off. pretty frustrating, but i'm used to it by now.

fuzzix · 09-05-2003, 06:47 AM

I haven't had one in a while (beat the meat too much I suppose). When I do have them, they're usually kinda strange. I had one once where I was sitting behind a girl on a motorbike which was going over bumps, strange stuff. Strangely I am often fully clothed in the dream, there is usually little sex involved. I used to hate them, had them every night for a while when I was a young teen, used to go to bed with tissues in my undies, lol.

dragonhawk · 09-05-2003, 06:52 AM

I have had one. It was weird. Dreamed of a succubus on top of me with bat wings and all. I am almost 40. I was married at the time and always wondered if my wife was playing with me while I was asleep. She says no.

Booboo · 09-05-2003, 02:43 PM

I've never had the pleasure of splurging in my sleep=/
I cant even really remember many sexual dreams.. but then again I dont remember many of any kind.

Ovenall · 09-05-2003, 06:55 PM

Never had a wet dream. They are allegedly the cornerstone of male adolesence in our society. I still, however wake up to the vision on someone I know sucking my cock.

07-31-2003, 10:48 AM	#44 (permalink)
johnnymysto Overreactor Location: South Ca'lina	this is going to sound weird, but just about anytime I sleep in a strange bed, i have a wet dream. this happened all the time when i'd sleep at my fiancee's house. really embarassing, too. but, i agree that if you go for a while without wanking, you'll have them more often. if that's the case, i'd rather wank every day. i did have a nice one the other night, though. i woke up right after fingering Sarah Michelle Gellar. if only it hadn't been a dream... __________________ "I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request." - Capt. Barbossa

08-03-2003, 10:28 PM	#49 (permalink)
SparklingDot Insane	Last month my bf was working out of town for three weeks straight. I have never had more amazing dreams than I did that third week. __________________ 17 seconds is all you really need - Smashing Pumpkins

08-05-2003, 02:31 PM	#55 (permalink)
Mr. Spacemonkey Wake up Location: Nowhere special	I've never had a wet dream before, but sometimes I wake up with a Boner. Maybe I wake up right before I get off. I feel so left out __________________ "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." -- Donnie Darko

08-05-2003, 08:54 PM	#57 (permalink)
Fagabeefe What? WHAT?! Location: Over here	My very favorite wet dream was me and Daisy Duke, naked and oiled up... I had that for MONTHS... Remembering it STILL gets me excited. __________________ If you can't make fun of yourself... Well at least there's always the French! Those chese-eating surrender monkeys!

09-02-2003, 12:41 PM	#60 (permalink)
Ho-train Crazy Location: The Big Apple, NY	I remember one time i had a nocturnal emission when i was at a friends house, after a party one night. I still will never understand what caused it, but who knows, the brain works in mysterious ways. __________________ And for our next topic...The Clitoris! Nature's rubix cube...

07-23-2003, 07:06 PM	#41 (permalink)
beerClown Upright Location: Michigan	I used to have them somewhat frequent but unpredictible in timing. I haven't had any since I started jerking it on a semi-regular basis. Curious...

07-23-2003, 09:39 PM	#42 (permalink)
hobo Archangel of Change	I have never had a "wet dream". I have only ever had 1 sex dream, and I orgasmed but I never ejaculated. It felt so real at the time. I still remember that dream, it was with someone I knew but not very well. I guess the wanking stops wet dreams. Wet dreams are meant to purge the old stuff and wanking does that.

07-31-2003, 10:59 AM	#45 (permalink)
air45 Loser Location: Midwest	for me too, it is many years since wet dreams. when i was a lad, by the by, my briefs were often filled with my semen ejaculate in the morning hours after a sexy dream. my cumming was immense at that age, so it was neccesary to have the good shower before i sprang to my morning-time chores. i do not remember the sexy dreams, but they must have been superior to inspire so much volume of ejaculate.

07-31-2003, 11:34 AM	#46 (permalink)
tenchi069 Lost Location: One step closer to the padded cell...	air45, you never cease to crack me up. the closest thing that happened to me was when my gf that i met online finally came to visit, we were sleeping next to each other and i had a very vivid dream about her. i woke up and dared not move because of the "consequences" so i just lay there. she woke up and asked me what was wrong and i told her so she slid her hand down under the blanket and finished what the dream had started

07-31-2003, 03:51 PM	#47 (permalink)
picardcaptain Upright	I'm very sure that not spanking the monkey makes you have wet dreams. I was older compared to most when I first started whacking and had wet dreams often in the early teen years. Being the youngest I had to take showers at night and wondered if i smelled like cum when I went to school. Spanking is a great way to prevent them if you aren't lucky enough to be getting laid.

07-31-2003, 03:53 PM	#48 (permalink)
cetacean Insane Location: New York, NY	Never had one either...

08-03-2003, 10:29 PM	#50 (permalink)
jibs Tilted	I've never had one, I feel as though I missed part of growing up!

08-03-2003, 10:38 PM	#51 (permalink)
Neato Insane Location: The Oposite, Inverse of Hell (Wisconsin)	My sex dreams are usually weird too... in one this women and I both had an extra set of genitals... and I was going at her with both of my peni. I promptly woke up, disturbed.

08-04-2003, 04:35 PM	#52 (permalink)
fartre Tilted	I have never ever had a wet-dream in all of my 29 years. Not only that, but I have never (that I can remember) had intercourse in a dream either! Always some damn cockblock going on...what would Freud say?? (no mother comments you bastards...)

08-05-2003, 11:11 AM	#53 (permalink)
Brdd99boy Banned Location: kyle	the three biggest lies in the world I have never had a wet dream I don't jack off my pussy doesn't stink

09-04-2003, 12:48 PM	#70 (permalink)
rosie21 Tilted	.. Last edited by rosie21; 05-21-2007 at 12:58 PM..

08-05-2003, 01:25 PM	#54 (permalink)
fljay0000 Upright Location: Gainesville, FL	I can imagine how someone who started jerking at a very young age might not have ever had a wet dream. Sucks to be him.

08-05-2003, 04:07 PM	#56 (permalink)
Varese Upright	it's always one of your friends that you fuck in your dreams...

08-05-2003, 09:12 PM	#58 (permalink)
rrf Crazy Location: Clemson	ive never had one, but i have really weird dreams sometimes, like women that have 3 nipples or something. then im baffled and freaked out after i wake up.

09-01-2003, 06:31 PM	#59 (permalink)
EbolaVirus Insane Location: Michigan	I had a dream that I had a wet dream

09-02-2003, 04:34 PM	#61 (permalink)
jbrooks544 Addict	why would anyone "stop wanking"? I can't imagine. I never had wet dreams. I almost wish I had. Only in recent years have I been able to have a few very erotic movies where I might actually have sex with a girl - only a couple times in over 40 years though... Those are nice dreams - wish I had 'em more...

09-02-2003, 05:47 PM	#62 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	I've had a few wet dreams, but I don't think I've ever splooged during one. The dreams feel so realistic, though... I wank too much to have a wet dream anyway But 90% of the time I wake up with a boner... morning wood!

09-02-2003, 11:20 PM	#63 (permalink)
analog Banned	i have dreams where i have sex ALL the time- and always involve cumming and all that entails sex, but never have i had the emmisions.

09-03-2003, 12:24 AM	#64 (permalink)
siryn Tilted Location: Long Beach CA	I have never had one. I always wished to have dreams about sex at all, but all I have are nightmares. Once I dreamed about a guy friend having tantric sex (levitation and everything) with some made up character in my head. I recounted it to him the next day, and he's never stopped giving me shit. Now that I don't see him too often, I always ask him if he's run into "Freely."

09-03-2003, 04:25 PM	#65 (permalink)
lived2play Upright	yeah man its so fucked up you're dreaming of a famous girl naked and even before any action happens you get shouts of "Incoming!" Shit! __________________ Funny, all the people who know how to run the country are either busy driving a cab or cutting hair!

09-03-2003, 04:55 PM	#66 (permalink)
Rowan Tilted Location: The Great Northwest	Have maybe one or two where I woke up wet between the thighs, several that I woke up extremely horny. Have had some in the last couple of months that I woke up with my hands stretched above my head like they were tied together and to the head board or something but I can't remember those dreams. . . Damn it!

09-04-2003, 10:07 AM	#67 (permalink)
meff Vanishing, like I do.. Location: Austin, TX	Lame. Almost all of my dreams with sexual stuff end right before the good stuff starts Plus right now I am not dreaming at all due to meds. :P __________________ Toy-like people make me boy-like.

09-04-2003, 10:24 AM	#68 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	When you wanka s much as me. You get no wet dreams.

09-04-2003, 12:40 PM	#69 (permalink)
sigma1042 Crazy	2 dreams for me, one in hs about some girl i did want to f but wouldn't have dated, the other about my current chick i diff positions and stuff i don't have many sex dreams though do plenty of jerking but those 2 times were really memorable, satisfying orgasms __________________ [Arthur] HA HA HA HA, It's a little joke![/Arthur]

09-04-2003, 12:53 PM	#71 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	i've never had one! sex dreams, sure, but i have never had a dream get me off. pretty frustrating, but i'm used to it by now. __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

09-05-2003, 06:47 AM	#72 (permalink)
fuzzix Psycho Location: Australia	I haven't had one in a while (beat the meat too much I suppose). When I do have them, they're usually kinda strange. I had one once where I was sitting behind a girl on a motorbike which was going over bumps, strange stuff. Strangely I am often fully clothed in the dream, there is usually little sex involved. I used to hate them, had them every night for a while when I was a young teen, used to go to bed with tissues in my undies, lol. __________________ I'm most definately not 'lovin' it'.

09-05-2003, 06:52 AM	#73 (permalink)
dragonhawk Psycho Location: In Games.	I have had one. It was weird. Dreamed of a succubus on top of me with bat wings and all. I am almost 40. I was married at the time and always wondered if my wife was playing with me while I was asleep. She says no. __________________ ---------------------------------------------- "Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter." Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.

09-05-2003, 02:43 PM	#74 (permalink)
Booboo Insane	I've never had the pleasure of splurging in my sleep=/ I cant even really remember many sexual dreams.. but then again I dont remember many of any kind. __________________ "Your life is yours to live, go out and live it" - Richard Rahl

09-05-2003, 06:55 PM	#75 (permalink)
Ovenall Upright	Never had a wet dream. They are allegedly the cornerstone of male adolesence in our society. I still, however wake up to the vision on someone I know sucking my cock.