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beerClown 07-23-2003 07:06 PM

I used to have them somewhat frequent but unpredictible in timing. I haven't had any since I started jerking it on a semi-regular basis. Curious...

hobo 07-23-2003 09:39 PM

I have never had a "wet dream". I have only ever had 1 sex dream, and I orgasmed but I never ejaculated. It felt so real at the time. I still remember that dream, it was with someone I knew but not very well. I guess the wanking stops wet dreams. Wet dreams are meant to purge the old stuff and wanking does that.

nulltype 07-30-2003 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fljay0000
Quit wankin' it for a while and it will.
I think this is correct. How long a while is may depend on the person though.

johnnymysto 07-31-2003 10:48 AM

this is going to sound weird, but just about anytime I sleep in a strange bed, i have a wet dream. this happened all the time when i'd sleep at my fiancee's house. really embarassing, too. but, i agree that if you go for a while without wanking, you'll have them more often. if that's the case, i'd rather wank every day.

i did have a nice one the other night, though. i woke up right after fingering Sarah Michelle Gellar. if only it hadn't been a dream...

air45 07-31-2003 10:59 AM

for me too, it is many years since wet dreams.

when i was a lad, by the by, my briefs were often filled with my semen ejaculate in the morning hours after a sexy dream. my cumming was immense at that age, so it was neccesary to have the good shower before i sprang to my morning-time chores.

i do not remember the sexy dreams, but they must have been superior to inspire so much volume of ejaculate.

tenchi069 07-31-2003 11:34 AM

air45, you never cease to crack me up.

the closest thing that happened to me was when my gf that i met online finally came to visit, we were sleeping next to each other and i had a very vivid dream about her. i woke up and dared not move because of the "consequences" so i just lay there. she woke up and asked me what was wrong and i told her so she slid her hand down under the blanket and finished what the dream had started :D

picardcaptain 07-31-2003 03:51 PM

I'm very sure that not spanking the monkey makes you have wet dreams. I was older compared to most when I first started whacking and had wet dreams often in the early teen years. Being the youngest I had to take showers at night and wondered if i smelled like cum when I went to school. Spanking is a great way to prevent them if you aren't lucky enough to be getting laid.

cetacean 07-31-2003 03:53 PM

Never had one either...

SparklingDot 08-03-2003 10:28 PM

Last month my bf was working out of town for three weeks straight. I have never had more amazing dreams than I did that third week.

jibs 08-03-2003 10:29 PM

I've never had one, I feel as though I missed part of growing up!

Neato 08-03-2003 10:38 PM

My sex dreams are usually weird too... in one this women and I both had an extra set of genitals... and I was going at her with both of my peni. I promptly woke up, disturbed.

fartre 08-04-2003 04:35 PM

I have never ever had a wet-dream in all of my 29 years.

Not only that, but I have never (that I can remember) had intercourse in a dream either! Always some damn cockblock going on...what would Freud say??

(no mother comments you bastards...)

Brdd99boy 08-05-2003 11:11 AM

the three biggest lies in the world
I have never had a wet dream
I don't jack off
my pussy doesn't stink

fljay0000 08-05-2003 01:25 PM

I can imagine how someone who started jerking at a very young age might not have ever had a wet dream. Sucks to be him.

Mr. Spacemonkey 08-05-2003 02:31 PM

I've never had a wet dream before, but sometimes I wake up with a Boner. Maybe I wake up right before I get off. I feel so left out

Varese 08-05-2003 04:07 PM

it's always one of your friends that you fuck in your dreams...

Fagabeefe 08-05-2003 08:54 PM

My very favorite wet dream was me and Daisy Duke, naked and oiled up...

I had that for MONTHS...

Remembering it STILL gets me excited.

rrf 08-05-2003 09:12 PM

ive never had one, but i have really weird dreams sometimes, like women that have 3 nipples or something. then im baffled and freaked out after i wake up.

EbolaVirus 09-01-2003 06:31 PM

I had a dream that I had a wet dream

Ho-train 09-02-2003 12:41 PM

I remember one time i had a nocturnal emission when i was at a friends house, after a party one night. I still will never understand what caused it, but who knows, the brain works in mysterious ways.

jbrooks544 09-02-2003 04:34 PM

why would anyone "stop wanking"? I can't imagine.

I never had wet dreams. I almost wish I had.

Only in recent years have I been able to have a few very erotic movies where I might actually have sex with a girl - only a couple times in over 40 years though... Those are nice dreams - wish I had 'em more...

Flesh 09-02-2003 05:47 PM

I've had a few wet dreams, but I don't think I've ever splooged during one. The dreams feel so realistic, though... I wank too much to have a wet dream anyway :p

But 90% of the time I wake up with a boner... morning wood!

analog 09-02-2003 11:20 PM

i have dreams where i have sex ALL the time- and always involve cumming and all that entails sex, but never have i had the emmisions.

siryn 09-03-2003 12:24 AM

I have never had one. I always wished to have dreams about sex at all, but all I have are nightmares. Once I dreamed about a guy friend having tantric sex (levitation and everything) with some made up character in my head. I recounted it to him the next day, and he's never stopped giving me shit. Now that I don't see him too often, I always ask him if he's run into "Freely."

lived2play 09-03-2003 04:25 PM

yeah man its so fucked up you're dreaming of a famous girl naked and even before any action happens you get shouts of "Incoming!" Shit!

Rowan 09-03-2003 04:55 PM

Have maybe one or two where I woke up wet between the thighs, several that I woke up extremely horny. Have had some in the last couple of months that I woke up with my hands stretched above my head like they were tied together and to the head board or something but I can't remember those dreams. . . Damn it!

meff 09-04-2003 10:07 AM

Lame.

Almost all of my dreams with sexual stuff end right before the good stuff starts :)

Plus right now I am not dreaming at all due to meds. :P

Munku 09-04-2003 10:24 AM

When you wanka s much as me. You get no wet dreams.

sigma1042 09-04-2003 12:40 PM

2 dreams for me, one in hs about some girl i did want to f but wouldn't have dated, the other about my current chick
i diff positions and stuff
i don't have many sex dreams though
do plenty of jerking
but those 2 times were really memorable, satisfying orgasms

rosie21 09-04-2003 12:48 PM

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jimk 09-04-2003 12:53 PM

i've never had one! sex dreams, sure, but i have never had a dream get me off. pretty frustrating, but i'm used to it by now.

fuzzix 09-05-2003 06:47 AM

I haven't had one in a while (beat the meat too much I suppose). When I do have them, they're usually kinda strange. I had one once where I was sitting behind a girl on a motorbike which was going over bumps, strange stuff. Strangely I am often fully clothed in the dream, there is usually little sex involved. I used to hate them, had them every night for a while when I was a young teen, used to go to bed with tissues in my undies, lol.

dragonhawk 09-05-2003 06:52 AM

I have had one. It was weird. Dreamed of a succubus on top of me with bat wings and all. I am almost 40. I was married at the time and always wondered if my wife was playing with me while I was asleep. She says no.

Booboo 09-05-2003 02:43 PM

I've never had the pleasure of splurging in my sleep=/
I cant even really remember many sexual dreams.. but then again I dont remember many of any kind.

Ovenall 09-05-2003 06:55 PM

Never had a wet dream. They are allegedly the cornerstone of male adolesence in our society. I still, however wake up to the vision on someone I know sucking my cock.


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