Men, if you could suck your own dick, would you?
 

I will be honest.

If I could suck my own dick, I would suck it daily but I would now swallow. :-)

You would NOW swallow? So in the past you wouldn't have? ;)

I don't think it would be any different from any other sort of masturbation, surely?

Not a man, but I remember seeing a clip from an old porno movie of a very young and thin Ron Jeremy doing just that.

Lindy

I'd never be able to leave the house.

Probably not

Ah, the old roll-back stretch (which used to be a common stretch for your lower back/hamstrings). Back in my running days, there was a guy that trained with us that said he could do it. Based on his stretching/flexibility, it wasn't hard to believe. Now, most of us thought he was full of shit in general, but on this specific thing there was some doubt. He said he didn't do it much because doing to yourself didn't feel like a "real" blowjob.

He never mentioned if he swallowed or not. I can't believe we never asked him, in retrospect.

I'm just not flexible enough to even try. If I could, I'm sure that it would happen sooner or later, but I doubt it would be an every day thing. Too much of a production and impossible to watch/read something while you're doing it.

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I don't know, I guess I'd try it if the mood hit me right but it doesn't seem like it would be anywhere near the same as getting head from girl, just like masturbation is on a completely different level from getting a hand job....it would be uncomfortable, like Jazz wrote you can't watch/read anything and I'm not sure I'd really get off on having a cock (even if it was my own) in my mouth, it might just be too weird.

It just seems like its way to much trouble to bother with on a regular basis when I can just kick back on the sofa and rub one out in style and comfort.

the problem i see with it is the mixed messages this certain action brings about.

if you would suck your own dick, does that make you gay? straight? in the middle? or is having your own cock in your mouth deemed acceptable hetro thing to do?

no i would not suck my own dick.

You know what? If you can comfortably blow yourself, that just invalidates all arguments. Gay, straight, bi...if you can schlurp your own wang without cracking a vertebra, all the categories are just dust in the wind....

I did this a couple of times around the age of 12 or 13. It wasn't "sexual" at the time, it was more a feat of conquering physiology. Frankly, it was too uncomfortable to get any sort of pleasure, which is why it was only two or three times. If I recall, it was like an inch deep or so.

I don't know that it would be worth the trouble. The only way to make it really good would be to get really good at sucking dick, and there's at least a couple dozen other things I'd rather practice...

Well, I'd have to try it. I'm as straight as can be, but I'd have to try it on the principle of "I'll try just about anything once." I doubt it would replace any part of my sex life; I'm completely fulfilled with my wife. But I'd have to know what it was like.

If I'm alone my hand works better.

I wonder if you could build a tube that would let you suck on it without bending in half?

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Why does a guy stroke his cock?

To get off. And by doing so, does that mean you like to feel a cock in your hand and you want to jerk another guy off? Maybe, but probably not.

If a guy could suck his own dick. Why would he?

To get off. You would do it because you can and you know what feels good.

I saw this once in a porno. I have to say....it was extremely hot.

What I wanna know is if you guys could do that, how on earth would you boys hold down a job, go to school, buy food, eat food, men would starve to death (cept for the high protien content you would be consuming) Then again, that would only be true for the guys who swallow...SEE? OMG....who would want to leave the house? Us girls would miss you all SOOO much !!

Hahah Remember the movie CLERKS....funny as hell !

This really could call into question John Donne's idea that "No man is an island..." You could be the perfect closed system.:)

If I could I would.... I don't think it's any more gay than using your own hands on yourself.

My man said (after a surprising amount of thought), "no, because I wouldn't want to deal with the cum." Then I asked if I could quote him and he said yes.

I LOVE Clerks Gigi, I've seen Kevin Smith at a speaking event and have been to the Secret Stash in Red Bank!

No.

If my penis was like, on my wrist, then yes. Otherwise, meh, too much trouble to go to just for sexual pleasure. So no. And for those that said that they would, how about 69-ing with other men? Mutual if you ask me.

CLERKS Brilliant $#!+ Right? Kevin Smith? I would love to sit down with him and just TTAAALLLLKKKK ! He definitely has his finger on the pulse.:surprised:
Chasing Amy and The Twisted Sexual Mind Fuck>>> Now THATS a thread right there..

No, because I'd worry about breaking my neck in the process. I don't need my family coming over because they haven't heard from me in a while and encountering my autofellating corpse.

isn't it, self-flagellation ...erm, wait, that's ...

what were we talking about?

Oops....correction
 

I would NOT swallow. Sorry, typo

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If I could comfortably yes I would. My cock, my hands, my mouth - I have no issues with that :)

I tried to stick my dick in my own asshole once. The head was long enough to reach, but there's no way it was going in at that angle.

Just think, he could find out how enjoyable a facial is.:):rolleyes:

There once was aman from nantucket who's dick was so long he could suck it.he said with a grin as he wiped of his chin"if my ear was a pussy i'd f--k it"

There isn't much I won't try once, though sex is way more fun as a team sport.

I don't believe any man who says they wouldn't. Of course they would if they could. Every now and then I have a dream where I can do this. And in the dream I'm always wondering why I haven't done this before. Sadly I awake to cold reality...

Honest

Im thinking of the "Millenium Snake" You know, the serpent, in a circle, eating his own tail. The symbol of Infinity orrrrrrrrr The End of Time....mmuuaaa haaa haaaaa I would bow down in delight to see that.

Exactly.

I would do both. I mean what's the difference, most of us have kissed a woman who has just swallowed for us and kissed her. The more adventurous of us have even licked our own cum off her body. :eek:

xhamster shows how its done

Cute Boy Sucking His Own Dick Balls Deep - Netshadow

I don't know if I'd do it all that much (assuming that I could) It certainly doesn't look all that enticing.

And besides the tongue would be on the wrong side. :D

Why?

Yes I used to be able to for years when I was younger. I was circus level flexible. It's nowhere near the same as getting a BJ from a nice girl though, trust me. In fact, its more boring than using your hand.

I would like to try. And I would swallow. But....I think I would end up in the hospital.

errr...why would you end up in the hospital if you swallowed?