Asians: Discomfort of their own Size.
 

When I was getting head, i felt as if I needed to get bigger. Anyone else ever felt that before?

Bigger than a baby's arm? Larger than a tube of cookie dough?

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I'm confused, is your question about overall erectness or just being unhappy with the size of your prostate-powered yogurt-slinger?

Based off the title I assume the later is the case. And what does being Asian have to do with your size woes? Are we playing stereotypes?

I mean... as black as I am? Sheeit, I should have a gigundo cervix-banging python and not the Ken Doll-esque smoothspot I'm toting.

like..how big?


seriously, you're saying that you think you have a small wang? or that it just wasnt as big as usual?

and is that a NEED or a WANT?

what does your girlfriend think?

Nope. Not really. Have confidence in your body man. That will probably matter more so than your size.

Besides, some of the TFP ladies have suggested that KirStang defies all racial (and species) stereotypes. The mods used to joke about changing his name to Kickstand.

Size is pretty irrelevant, ultimately. Like KirStang said, you just need to be confident. It truly is all in the motion of the ocean. Plus, it's easier to give a smaller guy head longer. Big guys wear out the jaw muscles faster.

I had a friend in high school that looked like he had a python swallowing a large grapefruit. And he was off-the-boat Korean.

And it's only when you're getting head? What? Why only then?

Maybe he meant that it was so rock throbbingly hard that it felt like it was going to pop unless it grew bigger to make room for the blood. Definitely had that feeling before.

Although I'm not really sure what the Asian connection would be then.

Maybe she's got the body proportions of a Bratz doll.

So you weren't getting as hard as you thought it should be or are you, in general, concerned with the length of your boner? If you're sitting up on the couch or bed, it's not going to stick out as far as if say, you're standing or laying down.

Hmm, you've obviously never pulled down some boxers and been disappointed. I'd be willing to bet my paycheck that most women have been with a guy and thought, "I wish there was more." I've been with plenty of women that were like, "Okay, where is it?" Talk about a blow to the self-esteem.

What he said.

Nope. I've been with a guy who was on the smaller side of things, and somehow always managed to walk away satisfied, so I didn't really worry about what he looked like when I yanked down his boxers. What he had was fine.

I'LL DO YOU ONE BETTER. I was once with a dude who had both (A) an unusually small penis and (B) one testicle. And for starters, isn't it kind of a dick move (no pun intended) to be like, "Oh. I'm sorry, I DIDN'T KNOW." Like, seriously, I've never had a dude take off my shirt and allow a crestfallen look to cross his face, showing that personality doesn't mean nearly as much as they pretended it did when they could still convince themselves there was something fun to play with under my sweater. You keep that shit to yourself out of respect, maaaaan. Maybe it's a good thing you stopped dating women who like to humiliate you.

Or maybe it's all in your head because you're insecure. Unless someone actually said, "Okay, where is it?" In which case, there's a bitch that needs choked.

Anyway, I wasn't certain if this small-penis-one-ball issue would affect the sexual experience, but it honestly didn't. If anything, it just meant it was easier to have sex multiple times in a day because things weren't as sore. The number of nerve endings inside a woman's vagina are considerably lower than you would expect, and rarely is a penis so small that it significantly affects the actual physical sensation of sex. Unless you're into the feeling of having your cervix rammed into, and let's face it, that's a rare fetish.

Also, it makes blowjobs easier. Really, what's the downside, other than this societal assumption that bigger is better? Just because ginormous heat-seeking moisture missiles are what they show you in porn doesn't mean it translates to reality. Women may make such assumptions in their youth, but even minimal sexual experience tends to pound the preconceptions right out of them.

I figure it's only fitting that my 10,000th TFP post is about a topic as ubiquitous as dick size.

Because I don't have one. And the last time I got laid? Yeah, Kurt Cobain was still alive.

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And I'll address your ridiculous boob/penis comparison after I'm done fixing spreadsheets.

I wasn't comparing boob size to penis size directly. Just saying that it's pretty much a dick move to show any kind of obvious disappointment in someone's physical appearance. It's like, "Damn, I thought you were worth my time before I discovered this minor physical flaw! Now I'll only have obligatory sex with you out of guilt and pity."

And if your argument is going to be, "YOU CAN SEE BOOB SIZES AS SOON AS YOU MEET SOMEONE AND PENISES ARE HIDDEN," you have clearly never encountered a water bra, and/or any other extraordinary lengths women go to to conceal their pimple-sized funbags.

Also, way to have 10,000 posts in like, three years or something. I didn't even have that kind of free time when I was 15. The army sounds awesome.

fuckin well said. i've heard people say something similar before about size doesn't matter, etc. but you fuckin nailed it. nice job. i've pretty much figured this out on my own, being a small-to-average sized guy but it's still cool to hear someone put it so eloquently. Certainly I've heard of many more people having the "it's too big" complaint vs the "it's to small" complaint. especially whilst partaking in oral sex? what would possibly be the advantage to not fitting in her mouth? all the talk about
getting over your insecurities and just rocking whatever you've got is pretty much spot on. get over yourself and focus on her and everything will be a-ok for everyone

Speaking as someone that dated a small girl once: Ramming INTO a cervix is also not fun, it feels exactly like slamming your dick into a wall end first.

Thanks, yo. And I've heard the same: lots of questions about how to compensate for a dude whose dick doesn't fit in the love Canal. Very few about "he's so small, I don't even know if I've lost my virginity!"

And I don't know if I've ever met a lady who actually enjoys deep-throating a 9-incher. We've all seen enough porn bloopers where a girl can't take the whole peen in her esophagus and winds up puking on the camera. (I'm assuming you've all been scarred by the internet as much as I have.)

I've heard it compared to "ramming your dick into the rubber end of a pacifier." Which brings me some hilarious mental images.

Only if you also include the person currently holding said pacifier wildly thrashing around every time you hit it.

I wonder what other freaky things ChickenMuffin is up to these days.

I think the "somehow always managed to walk away satisfied" part is important not only to the OP but to many others too :)

Yeah, call me retarded but "somehow" isn't how I want sex to "manage." Goal is to obliterate my partner like a cruise missile.

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Super Important: I've got a GIGUNDO, TWELVE PAGE RESPONSE brewing for Crack Monk, but pretending to work comes first.

Cough it up, Plan9. You can only pretend you have an argument for so long before I lose interest and stop going to the forum.

...just like you started going Invisible on AIM to avoid talking to me? HUH? YEAH, THOUGHT SO. Jesus, it's like we're married.

Some of us have jobs. I'm not one of them, but you know what I mean.

Some of us also have sex... wait I don't think I've thought this through

Honey, you really think that if I was avoiding you, I'd be going to the forum you invited me to? THIS LOGIC IS FLAWED.

I just know I won't accomplish anything in my life if I keep wasting away the hours talking to your sweet ass on the internet. Forums are easier to ignore for long bouts of time, during which I apply for REAL JOBS and write a FAKE NOVEL. So I stopped signing on. I'm sure I'll run out of goals to accomplish long before you leave the desert, so it's not the end of our fake internet marriage.

ALSO YOU ARE TOTALLY DERAILING A THREAD ABOUT ASIAN PENISES RIGHT NOW, AND I AM HELPING. I feel so ashamed.

There were times in the past i wished my meat stick was longer but now im content with the way it is. I realize its not pron star huge but its also not crazy tiny either. Ive talked to my girl friends (platonic) about size and they all tell me its what you do with it that counts. As long as your pecker isnt 2 inches, you should be fine. In my opinion having a 10 inch cack is something i wouldnt even want anyways lol...that just seems to friggin big and the female flesh tunnel can only accomodate so much meat. Now 6-7 inches would be cool with me since if im not mistaken im around 5 1/2 inches which is average or maybe slightly below. Im not ashamed/embarrased of my size and yes i am Asian, Filipino to be exact. I realize the other races (caucasian/black/Latino) etc tend to have bigger wangs but i know that size does matter to an extent but as i mentioned earlier is what you do with your tool that counts. This may sound weird but i asked myself when pretending to be a chick (when looking in the mirror naked) is this penis adequate/good? I can honestly say i feel its perfect. Okay im done rambling, just my 2 cents. Good luck to the OP, be confident!

I'm your typical scrawny Asian guy with average size dick for Asians. The women I've been with has never had any complaints about my size before. They either complimented me on my technique, or tell me how they like it. Never the size. Then again, I've only dated Asian chicks so far.