Baraka_Guru

Long lick The Pussy!

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Lindy

If you were sharing my bed, NOT EATING PUSSY might be hazardous to the duration of the relationship.

Lindy

dlish

I think we can even get Halx to muster an "Amen" for that one.

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cdwonderful

I agree with the madman......never been expressed so, so..... well, if you were a recruiter, I would be first recruit in the pussy eating army...

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sbscout

I have GOT to stop drinking soda when I read these posts! It burns!

But I agree, monkie, what a way to go!

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Cimarron29414

My toddler is into Thomas the Train. His favorite train is Percy. He will tell anyone how much he likes Percy. He has trouble with his "R"s. It can be embarrassing taking him in public.

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The_Jazz

Cimarron, I just went from thinking "goddammit, he posted this in the wrong damn thread, and I'm going to have to move it over and it will be a pain in the ass and he's a pain in the ass and I haven't had enough sleep and I really think in run-on sentences" to laughing at my desk.

Thanks.

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Plan9

This thread makes me hungry.

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Whatever you can carry.

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Wes Mantooth

Eating pussy can be very unhealthy when you talk your timid girlfriend into her bosses office for a go around and mid snack the phone rings, she jumps and those walnut cracking thighs of hers wrench your neck sideways and leave you with agonizing neck pains for the better part of the next two weeks.

Otherwise dive in and enjoy.

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Craven Morehead

You know you don't actually eat it.

Just sayin......

Wes Mantooth

Baste with vigor and serve before main course?

yeah I got nuthin'

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MSD

ChickenMuffin threads are the best thing to happen to TFP since June 3, 2007.

curiousbear

Your question is very reasonable. At times when it is not healthy, she would tell you not to eat them

Personally I don't get to eat them. I haven't given up.

Great for ya!

I love Fore Play. But once in the main event, the O hits fast! Stop Listen Go helps. However doesn't stay as much as I would want it to. I know the cause: Lack of practice!? And Lack of fitness.

HALJNS

Taste great,less filling!

Craven Morehead

On a related note, it might be dangerous after all.....

Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report | The Smoking Gun

I think I'd take my chances with a slit throat.

levite

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(the exception to the rule)

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Whose soul is sense, cannot admit
Absence, because it doth remove
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Plan9

How Nekromantik!

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Shadowex3

If I gave up bacon, french fries, fast food, pizza, fried food, soda, icecream, and eating pussy I would live to be 100 if I didn't kill myself inside of five years.

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beavstrokinoff

I've eaten a lot of pussy and never got sick. My motto is, "If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin', if it smells like trout get the fuck out."

dlish

here, let me fix that for you....

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Plan9

Don't you have some more sweaty shirtless pictures to take, Fablish?

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

dlish

sadly on the 20km and the 6km runs i did this weekend, i had no camera. will make sure to have some for you this weekend. topless or in a dish-dash and robes?

i think that we're deflecting from the topic here 9er. Im flying she-lish out soon so i can test muffins theory. have to wait till xmas eve before i have the results back.

shadow, ive given up on a few of those things in your list, except the last one. still alive and kickin'!

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Buzz

well after "all" these years i would say... no.... some smell better than others. lol

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Bill O'Rights

Hmmm...now that would make for an interesting c-ration.

Try it with fava beans and a nice chianti. Oh...wait...that's liver. Never mind.

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It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

DRP976

lol ummm i dont want the pink taco tasting like chicken and definately dont want it smelling like trout. :P

And to the OP, with any act...there are risks. If its clean literally and figuratively then your good obviously.

L_Driver

Now I have no actual proof to back this up, and personally I am not sure what to think about it, but I was told yesterday that oral sex may lead to throat cancer.

Granted everything is said to give you cancer, but because of the high probability of contracting HPV, and HPV is definitely linked to cancer, going down on someone may give you throat cancer.

Do with it what you will...

YaWhateva

I posted a link to an article talking about this earlier in the thread. :P

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