How easy is it to get..
 

My girl gave me a blowjob, swallowed. and We started to fool around a bit more. I touched the lip of her vagina with my penis, a slight touch for like a millisecond. Will that be enough to get her pregnant?

Undoubtedly.

Yeah, if your sperm know what they're up to.

yeah they'll have to try extra hard to get up there so she'll probably have twins

Well, yes, it COULD happen from that, but unlikely. Very unlikely.
Much less risk than intercourse using a condom.

Lindy

What ifI had precum and put it in fully.

Come now, let's be serious.
Note that it was only a slight touch, for like a millisecond.
It would take at least TWO milliseconds for twins.:eek:

Seriously?


I have a small fire you can play with.

honey, if your girl swallowed and cleaned you up like a good girl would, then there wouldnt be any sperm left...and if there was, you exploded, so the measure of what you could draw upon right after was like popeye without his spinach....

What if your grandmother had balls? Then she'd be your grandfather! Is this a serious question? what are you, 12?

quoted FTW :D

sorry, but I just can't take this particular OP and it's follow-up post OP as seriously as perhaps some folks would wish. With all the resources out there, and the amount of education purportedly offered to the citizens of the western world . . .

I think this thread needs a graphic image of just what a powerful and primal force sex and it's commensurate ramifications and manifestations can be.

So you're saying she's going to have Chuck Norris' baby?

She's not pregnant, just fat.

What?

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Oh, ok.

If it was just touching for a millisecond, you're fine.

If you stuck it in her, maybe not, but probably.

If Chuck Norris had ever masturbated (impossible, he was probably getting his pole waxed regularly from the time he could put a roundhouse kick to the head of a chihuahua) every female, fertile or infertile, within a 50 mile radius would have been impregnated. I'm saying things have a way, and if you allow an open door you must accept the occasional surprise visitor. And I'm saying if you are going to play what-ifs with silly scenarios instead of either wrapping your package or putting it well away from where the ticking egg doth lie, well - shit happens.

btw, I've played Russian Roulette with a pistol I knew was loaded, and I got away with it. My son, 2 of my nephews and one of my nieces did not and they have had kids that perhaps they wouldn't have had if they were a little less playful and a little more thoughtful. That kind of silliness apparently runs in my family.

it only took my now-wife and I having unprotected sex ONE time to get pregnant. so yup, it's possible. unless you are planning on having kids, stick a rubber on that thing.

also, you may want to learn a little about wtf you're doing before having sex, such as what happens when you have sex. maybe read up on "where babies come from" or possibly "everybody poops"

Great advice, wonderful books.

little muffin,

you usually need a full load to impregnate your girl. going on statistics. usually you'll need 20 million sperms in your load to have a good chance of conceiving. thats just in the 2ml of load that went down her throat.

now assuming that she swallowed the lot, and licked up afterwards, then itd be safe to presume that you're probably not going to get her pregnant. Dr's will tell you that if you have a load of 10 million sperms, youre going to find it very hard to conceieve, but its nit impossible as long as you've got strong swimmers.

In your case, there is still a slight chance but extremely unlikely.

more importantly, did you finger her after you touched your cock?

If she does fall pregnant, i guess thats just a case of the chickenmuffins coming home to roost.