Original Sexual Positions!
 

I've heard it said there's nothing new under the sun, but I refuse to believe all the positions have been found. What position have you discovered that you think might be, if not original, rare?

The Attentive Husband
Have the lady lay on a wedge (like the Liberator) with her head at the most acute angle of the wedge and her bum up in the air, with her legs separated enough for penetration. The gentleman enters her from the behind and moves in and out slowly as he provides an expert back massage. If you really want to pull this one off like a pro, work a full-body massage into the foreplay so there's maximum relaxation as you do the deed.

The Six
Men: Find a sexy, satin, rose-red dress shirt/tie combo and, if you're not platinum blonde, a wig or temporary dye. Suit up in your best dress trousers, best, freshly shines shoes, the red shirt/tie and the wig and, during an inopportune moment, turn on track 22 "A Sense of Six" from the Battlestar Galactica miniseries soundtrack, show up behind her (assuming she's sitting), and slowly make your way around her until you've got her in a heart to heart. Now, make your spine glow. Bonus points if you can make a nuke go off nearby.
Ladies: Same as above, only a sexy red dress.

I'm fond of the Tuscaloosa Dumpling
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I favour the "Italian Husband".

The husband goes on top of the woman in the traditional "missionary" style, but lifts her legs high into the air, and kisses the back of her knees. This allows her very deep penetration, and him something exciting to look at. Meanhile, the wife is back home cooking dinner.

I think you need to make a thread with pictures on the Titty Board...

Oh shit, you got me. Very good, Daniel, very good.

I believe all positions have been discovered. I'm a sexual cynic.

I call this one the "oscillating fan"

The woman bends over at the waist, and puts her hands on the floor. The man enters her from behind and proceeds to cartwheel back and forth around her as she turns in conjunction with him. Very difficult to pull off.

With that ass it's amazing they were lining up to "sexually harass" her.

Herass is one word now?