Plan9

Oh, the stuff some people at TFP do when they're really bored? Gotcha.

It's amazing how much stuff is available online with minimal searching.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Pearl Trade

I just found out you are a 42 year old female with two cats and five dogs, no children. You like coloring books and you are a Libra.

That's just from one Google search.

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Our revenge will be the laughter of our children.
Give me convenience or give me death!

Plan9

My username is Plan9, not Woods.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

uncle phil

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

MSD

He checks out.

monkeysugar

Well...how did it go?

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ChickenMuffin

Well, I first showed her around the house, then we went on with playing games, then movies, then went back to my room to chill and talk. Little as she knows, i had planned ahead and setup a little scavenger hunt for her first time, and she did alright. At the end, she found the gift I had hidden for her and then yeah..... lol

Xerxys

Oh snap!

dlish

...and then yeah....WHAT?!?!?!

tell me something..was it hidden in your pants??

there's no way i'd set up a scavenger hunt for a partner unless i'd hidden in my pants. just sayin.

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy

Shadowex3

Really Dlish? I would, hell I'd do it so it's set up specifically for her some time when I won't be able to be there so it's a bit of a stand-in.

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monkeysugar

Right on...

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I've got the love of my life and a job that I enjoy most of the time. Life is good.

MSD

You chilled out a bit and didn't try too hard or stress yourself about it. This is what you should always do. Glad it worked out.

dlish

Shadow, you're older than chickenmuffin and a lot more experienced in the ways of the world. but if i was still a young chicken and raging with hormones and a new girlfriend, hell yeah id hide it in my pants...then id play hotter or colder.

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy

MSD

Don't leave us hanging. The gift was your penis, right?

ChickenMuffin

Lol No, the gift was a special jewelry with meaning to it. We then proceeded to make out and then I went down on her for the first time. It didn't work out as great because i was inexperienced at the time.

Shadowex3

The only cure for that is time and good communication with your lady, because every girl is going to be at least a little bit different.

Also, not to make you too paranoid or imply anything regarding anyone's hygiene, but remember that (hopefully not too strong) smell when you went down on her? Other people can smell that too when you're done.

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dlish

practice little muffin. practice.

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy