I am a sex addict.
 

I was a virgin until winter this year when I started dating this girl that is a year younger than me (she was 16 and I was 17 when I lost my virginity).
Before I lost it I was happy with no sex, it wasn't on my mind.

I was perfectly happy with my life, but once we started having sex we hit it off with having sex once a day. Then after about a month it turned into 2-3 times a day. We would have sex in school, at friends' houses, basically we had sex 2-3 times a day no matter where we were, or who was watching.

We broke up after a 6 month relationship and that was a few months ago, but ever since I have started playing girls, and I want love, true love again, but at the same time, I don't want a girl who doesn't want to have sex.

I don't like the way it is now because I know it's wrong in a way, and I miss being happy with not having sex.

Any advice?

You're not a sex addict, you're a teenager.

what he said...

Sorry to tell you dude but you will feel that way from now on, forever.

You're a sex addict when you start harming your life purely due to an inability to not have sex because you need to do something more important. Anything else and you're just not dead.

Two or three times? Sheeit, I used to bang my little Korean girlfriend six times in one day in the span of like twelve hours.

I'm disappointed in you, Junior.

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Yeah, you're young, dumb and full of spunk. You're not an addict. And forget this "true love" garbage.

Yeah, when I was 17 I remember having sex at least two or three times a day, locked away in the bedroom, or if no one was home in the kitchen and living room, the bathrooms at school, the woods in the park, in the back of friends' cars, all over the freakin place. Unfortunately I was usually alone in my adventures, if I had shown the kind of restraint that you have up until this point maybe I'd have been a doctor at that age too.

But seriously, just have fun with it, and remember to wrap it up, you don't want to end up with something that's going to be there for the rest of your life, like herpes, or kids.

Congratulations, you've had more sex than I have.

Find a prostitute.

Dude, you're not a sex addict, you're a guy.

When I was your age, I used to dance the horizontal mambo with the GF a couple times a day and still have spunk left over to make the snake hurl at least once on my own. Thought about sex every damn second.

Stop worrying. You're young. Spend a few years enjoying the fuckage, and it'll balance itself out in time.

Sooner or later, your concentration will improve to where you only think about sex every ten or fifteen seconds, and you'll be able to be happy with mature, long-term relationships where you might not necessarily have sex every day, and you'll be OK. It happens to all of us.

The only reason I think it could be was because we would have sex 2-3 times in school by skipping classes.

Who knows, I guess this possibility came to my mind because I'd rather just not be a total player only interested in sex.

Yep.

I wonder if they ever conducted an experiment, where men were given the option of food or sex, but not both, how long it would take all the subjects to starve to death.

My god man that's the perfect new weight watchers diet. Tie the food points into sex and watch as people voluntarily go into a starvation diet.

Hey, women are still perfectly doable if they're missing their calves.

*ties napkin around neck*

I say unto you again: relax good sir. I would imagine many of us have skipped some classes for a little discreet boots-knocking. As long as you still pass the classes, you're fine, even if your GPA suffers a little for a while. Just be sure to cram before the exams to make up for the cramming you did instead of class....

And for the record, no matter how horny you are, and no matter how much shagging you do, you don't have to be a player. There is nothing wrong with serial monogamy (or honest and open threesies if you can find two amenable honeybunnies). You're too young to expect long-term committed relationships from yourself for at least a few more years: just treat your sweethearts right, don't cheat, and remember that a true gentleman lets the lady come first....

I thought that why Nakitori (sp?) was made.. (sushi on a naked body)..

Enjoy it. This is the BEST it will ever be. Wrap it up and knock 'em down. All downhill from here.

Have you ever fucked a stranger behind a dumpster at 3am? Gotten head from a homeless woman? Date raped your girlfriend? Been arrested for jerking off in a Victoria Secret?

Where you molested as a child?

Are you having sex for any other reason other than the fact it feels good? Are you filling a void in your life with sexual activity?




No, you're a normal teenager.

What everyone else said... your a normal teenage guy. When I was your age a stiff breeze made me stiff. 4-5 times a day? Maybe on a slow day.

Did you throw away tens of millions of dollars to bang a Denny's waitress? No? You're not an addict. Picked up a random chick on your way home from work, bang her, then go home and bang your significant other? No? You're not an addict. Really, really suck at monogamy, no matter how you feel about your partner? No? You're not an addict.

At this point, you're so far away from being an addict that you really haven't even tried one of the gateway drugs. Just because you've tried cigarettes doesn't make you a heroin junkie.

Are you like 14 and haven't figured this all out yet or just a late bloomer? No harm either way, since I'd fall into the latter catagory myself.

Man, I love Denny's.

And their Grand Slams!

Booyah!

Well played.

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Masturbation: You can be a sex addict all by yourself!

Oh shit! That counts?

It's okay. You're only a four-times-a-day fiend.

I now picture a whole new reason for that smooth spot.

Yeah, it was kinda like the little pink eraser on those pencils in grade school. ...wears out so fast.

Wow, a whole new idea for a "rubber".

So you gonna...you know....rub one out?

Rub n tug?

Fucking everything that moves doesn't make you an addict. If, however, you start fucking things that don't...well, then you might have a problem.

Lets change that to "healthy people" from everything that moves...

nah keep the "everything that moves" and add "away from you as quickly as possible"