Plan9

This thread reminds of that "My spoon is too big" thing.

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Baraka's brain is too intelligent... Filtherton's too funny and charming.

Is this the delusions thread?

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Uh, it's just a relative comparison to the "Say Ahh!" potential of our favorite orifice.

Let's say the dude's dick is half the circumference of a baby's head. A third even.

That's pretty goddamn big.

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If we could... I think we'd all be hung like coffee cans.

Pride over functionality. Every time.

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Baraka_Guru

No, not every time. Not this guy. I don't even know what pride feels like.

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LoganSnake

Pride feels something like this:

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raptor9k

Eh, I just want my cock to work like Great Stuff.

LoganSnake

Doesn't work so great now?

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UnclearContent

From what I've read this is somewhat common, and unfortunately there's no way around it. There's a possibility that her OB/GYN may have treatments if the problem is related to a disorder, but likely it's not.

The only thing you can really do is put her in control of the sex, allowing her to control depth and movement.

Good luck.

raptor9k

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kwyk

she should have sex with me instead

SwingGirl

She doesn't enjoy your "girthy" cock And she doesn't like your face in her vagina??????????????????Doesn't sound like a problem for the OB/GYN.
Sounds like she doesn't know a good thing when she has it...(or 2)

jhkayakr

Are you sure your in the right............um.........ya know?

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qweds

I'm going to jump on the compatibility band wagon. Had a similar issue with a girl, I'm not that big and though she said she was into it and got wet it was just never possible to really get in properly. With her she just never seemed to relax properly, so her pussy was just always insanely tight. Good Luck.

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lunxpress

Too wide?

Do you have my phone number?

This reminds me of those ridiculous Cialis commercials, suggesting that having an erection for four hours would be problematic!

....NOT IN MY WORLD, IT AIN'T!

blahblah454

I had a similar problem with a girl, was not every time thought mind you. I have no giant cock by any stretch of the imagination, but it works well enough. Anyways the girl would not do anything oral, either way, or hardly even hands for that matter. All she liked was straight cock in the vag (gets really boring really fast). About 1 in 4 times it was so damn tight I could hardly get it in there and when I did it would just hurt her.

bananafish

Had this a while back and tfp where very supporting and useful back then. Went through various types of lube and different techniques, in the end though the thought of her crying in pain every time we made love stopped me wanting to try. We broke up, not over this, but I'm glad in a way that we did.
In our case she had hang-ups over sex anyway which exaserbated the issue.

If you're looking for a silver lining I'd say the one thing that help was having her cum first. Do whatever you need to do, be it fingering her, or using toys, just let her come once before you enter her. She'll already be relax from having cum and tired too. Sounds wierd but her whole body will just accept you more, especially if you assisited in her getting into that state.

Reno

and another GF!!

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Blackthorn

Bovine Scatology...

Don't let it wee wee you off. Nuttin you can do about it. Tastesss lyke chicken!

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Marshmellofluff

The problem may not be your penis size at all. There are, in fact a couple medical and psychological conditions that cause painful intercourse (dyspareunia) or vaginal spasm (vaginismus). Your girlfriend may want to think about talking about this problem with her OBGYN or a psychiatrist with a specialization in this field. Some women go so far as to treat it with botox injections, which relaxes the vaginal muscles and allows for easier penetration, although this is an extreme action to take.

In terms of dealing with this problem on a personal level, I suggest maybe having her play with herself and stretch herself out with her own fingers, and then allow her to guide you in. This will give her a feeling of being in control. I don't mean to pry into your personal life, but has she suffered a sexual trauma in her life? This sometimes can create a psychological hang-up about sex.

However, this may not be a major medical issue. I have a similar (although it sounds like, less severe) situation with my boyfriend, who is very girthy and long, lol. Sorry to say, ther are certian positions which you may have to give up or at least modify. Doggy style? Great position; VERY painful. If you do doggy style, don't go ll the way in, think of it as dipping, and allow her to slide backwards as opposed to you thrusting forward. Her on top is difficult too, I imagine? Have her lean forward over you, as opposed to riding you, more like a reversed missionary position. This might make it a little more comfortable for her, and yet again, gives her a little more control.

So...I hope this helps.

HALJNS

spoon HER ON HER BACK, YOU AT AN ANGLE ON YOUR SIDE--IT GOES IN SIDEWAYS

Plan9

Gnarly! Say it again... this time with emphasis.

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Spanxxx

I have this problem where my wife's vagina is just too wide.....

..wait.


If she really means something to you, it sounds like you might have some work to do in the communication department. I, like others, wonder if there isn't something else going on here emotionally. If she isn't completely into it, then she could definitely not be relaxing enough.

There is always the chance that she just really isn't built to handle the girth. Some women aren't. Regarding baby references - there are many women who can't give birth vaginally either. Often, they are small women, with small birth canals and vaginal cavities. The size of the woman doesn't necessarily mean anything related to the size (or ability to take size) of her vagina though. Just like the size of a man, means very little about the size of his member.

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Honesty

I call bullshit too.
It's not the size, it's what you're doing with it.
Sounds to me like pacaveli has got a thing or two to learn.