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yournamehere · 02-25-2010, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ClayMan

Reply to Lucifer: Cuz I would do it but I am worried it could hurt me. Pooing on someone doesn't seem to dangerous as long as you wash up after. There is noway to wash out your asshole after someone pees in it. As for the am I a man or woman question I am a bisexual male and am in a relationship with a man right now.

You'll get the easier cleanup.
He'll just be peeing in you.
If he doesn't get out of the way quickly, he'll get the half pee; half poo Tubgirl fountain.

SecretMethod70 · 02-25-2010, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by hunnychile

One of my best friends in High School (yeah THAT long ago) used to let her BF do it all the time in her toosh and bum. No problems. Lotsa fun.

So - what's the big deal? Really ...it's warm and sterile.

If she was that kinky in HS, I'm really curious to know what she's up to now!

Lindy · 02-25-2010, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Vigilante

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LOL. It's like this forum is strangely liberal in everything but nasty kinky full fluid sharing sex

Is a liberal not supposed to recognize any sexual boundaries?

Perhaps we need some kind of "affirmative sexion" plan to promote a greater degree of sexual inclusiveness among those of the liberal persuasion.

We could call it the "No Asshole Left Behind" act. Hmmm.

Lindy

Cimarron29414 · 02-26-2010, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Lindy

Is a liberal not supposed to recognize any sexual boundaries?

Perhaps we need some kind of "affirmative sexion" plan to promote a greater degree of sexual inclusiveness among those of the liberal persuasion.

We could call it the "No Asshole Left Behind" act. Hmmm.

Lindy

Go over to Tilted Politics, you will clearly see that no asshole is left behind.

twobanger · 02-26-2010, 12:27 PM

If you can piss through a hard on you should be a fireman.
The reason you get morning wood is so that you don't piss yourself while you sleep!

yournamehere · 02-26-2010, 12:38 PM

By the time I started getting hard ons, peeing the bed was a long-forgotten problem.
Peeing through wood isn't difficult; it's getting the arc and distance right that takes some work.

Xerxys · 02-26-2010, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Cimarron29414

Go over to Tilted Politics, you will clearly see that no asshole is left behind.

That was low.

Tasteful, but low.

MSD · 02-26-2010, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by twobanger

If you can piss through a hard on you should be a fireman.
The reason you get morning wood is so that you don't piss yourself while you sleep!

Because the evolutionary advantage of not peeing in your sleep for millions of years before hygiene was a big deal ______

Mutant X · 02-27-2010, 08:13 AM

He does realize that it's all coming to come right back out, doesn't he? Add to the fact that there could also be some wet poo on the way out too and you have quite the mix of extreme eroticism. Whatever works for you guys, go for it. Just try to be safe about it. And have a few paper towels and some cleaning products handy.

geeza · 03-02-2010, 04:41 AM

In the words of Scotty: "Well Captain, I'm not sure, but we might as well give it a try"

I am not sure he *actually* said that, but it sounds like something he would have said. Perhaps in relation to rectifying a problem via the ejection of the Warp cores.

But you get my drift. I'm sure.

Seeker72 · 03-02-2010, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by geeza

In the words of Scotty: "Well Captain, I'm not sure, but we might as well give it a try"

I am not sure he *actually* said that, but it sounds like something he would have said. Perhaps in relation to rectifying a problem via the ejection of the Warp cores.

But you get my drift. I'm sure.

Star Trek as an example for peeing in someones arse is 100% classic!

Surely as he is pulling out (Slowly) she can clench the sphincter to stop the flow of urine and other little nuggets of joy from ending up in her Boyfriends lap?

I have to ask....how the hell did he decide this was something worth giving a try?

Ice|Burn · 03-03-2010, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ClayMan

he saw some hentai porn on the internet showing this.

Well that explains everything.

I myself watch hentai, but I don't think I'd take anything I saw in a cartoon (basically) and try and apply it to real world sex. 3D physics are much different then 2D physics.

alvinz · 03-04-2010, 12:39 AM

NO NO NO!!!!

Viking1064 · 03-06-2010, 04:42 PM

OK. Thought you couldn't pee with wood. Now, thinking back, I barely remember peeing in the am with wood, but I do remember being able to do it a little. Here is exactly what your BF is looking for.

Pissing in Ass Hole - Fetish sex video - Tube8.com

Seeker72 · 03-08-2010, 09:21 AM

Jesus she looks like she was plowed by a friggin horse!

02-26-2010, 12:27 PM	#45 (permalink)
twobanger Upright	If you can piss through a hard on you should be a fireman. The reason you get morning wood is so that you don't piss yourself while you sleep! __________________ Such a lot of good ways...to be bad!

02-26-2010, 12:38 PM	#46 (permalink)
yournamehere Invisible Location: tentative, at best	By the time I started getting hard ons, peeing the bed was a long-forgotten problem. Peeing through wood isn't difficult; it's getting the arc and distance right that takes some work. __________________ If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors: "If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too." It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.

02-27-2010, 08:13 AM	#49 (permalink)
Mutant X Crazy Location: Miami,Fl	He does realize that it's all coming to come right back out, doesn't he? Add to the fact that there could also be some wet poo on the way out too and you have quite the mix of extreme eroticism. Whatever works for you guys, go for it. Just try to be safe about it. And have a few paper towels and some cleaning products handy.

03-02-2010, 04:41 AM	#50 (permalink)
geeza Crazy	In the words of Scotty: "Well Captain, I'm not sure, but we might as well give it a try" I am not sure he actually said that, but it sounds like something he would have said. Perhaps in relation to rectifying a problem via the ejection of the Warp cores. But you get my drift. I'm sure.

03-04-2010, 12:39 AM	#53 (permalink)
alvinz Upright Location: York, England	NO NO NO!!!!

03-06-2010, 04:42 PM	#54 (permalink)
Viking1064 Insane Location: New Jersey	OK. Thought you couldn't pee with wood. Now, thinking back, I barely remember peeing in the am with wood, but I do remember being able to do it a little. Here is exactly what your BF is looking for. Pissing in Ass Hole - Fetish sex video - Tube8.com

03-08-2010, 09:21 AM	#55 (permalink)
Seeker72 Upright Location: USA	Jesus she looks like she was plowed by a friggin horse!