muffincakes

Am I being selfish?? My boyfriend has a PA piercing with a jagged 6g horseshoe, and before we have anal sex i always ask him to remove it. Is this selfish? The last time he didn't remove it, I bled for a week. ]

Craven Morehead

Not selfish, you're being smart. If it makes you bleed, then that should be reason enough.

Anormalguy

Are you being selfish? Hell no.

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Plan9

Don't scrape the plumbing that pleases you.

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vicdaman

as everyone else said, no you aren't being selfish at all. if it's causing you pain and bleeding then your boyfriend should understand that he needs to take that shit off.

World's King

Are you being shellfish?

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Xerxys

OMG you are so selfish!! How dare you deprive him the right to make you remember him every time you sit? This kind of thing will not stand in a relationship. You should adhere to his every whim. This is why he drinks! Maybe if you were a better person he would resist the urge to hit you!!

Now go to your room and think about what you've done!!

Lady Bear Cub

You are giving out anal. I think there is a rule somewhere that states that anyone who is on the receiving end of anal can never, at that moment, be considered selfish.

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SSJTWIZTA

you're being VERY selfish.
you need to sit down and think things over.

do you really need to ask us this?

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Redlemon

Doesn't it make you bleed vaginally as well? How about your tongue?

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World's King

How could she put her tongue in her own ass... ?


Oh... Nevermind.

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MSD

Look in the mirror and ask yourself, "Am I being selfish to ask my boyfriend not to put something I describe as 'jagged' in my ass?" Of course you are -- if you're not bleeding, you're not doing it right.

uncle phil

hell of a first post...

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Pearl Trade

Fucking awesome.

Let's put it this way: he practically has barbed wire in his dick and you're wondering if telling him to take it out is selfish.

It's like when someone hands you a pile of horse shit. You don't have to take it. Just say no. Moral of the story: if you don't want to bleed for a week, don't let him fuck you with sharp objects through his hwang.

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Aladdin Sane

This is very funny, is a really sick kind of way.

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dlish

with all my construction experience, this is how i methaphorically see it...

your ass is a waste. so i liken it to a shower floor waste.

would you prod the plumbing with a sharp object till it damaged the pipework?

the next moring you'll need a doctor not a builder to fix you up

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Iliftrocks

My only advice is, if he thinks you are selfish for wanting not to bleed, then you need to ditch him.

I'm available, by the way, and I don't have piercings.... ( joking, joking )

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Daniel_

What? You DO have piercings?

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Iliftrocks

Well, not on my dingus anyway

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blahblah454

This thread has made me cringe, laugh, and cry.

yournamehere

Remove his Prince Albert, push it through the end of a dildo, and ass-fuck him with it for awhile; then ask him how he likes it.

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SSJTWIZTA

^ i second this. ^

when he tells you stop call him selfish just for shits and giggles.

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Lindy

This is really sad. (Unless it's just trolling, if so, there are some great ripostes in this thread.) Isn't it pretty obvious that your boyfriend's the selfish one? If your partner is causing you injury and pain (assuming that you're not into that stuff, which I know some people are) and you have any regard for yourself, you shouldn't even need to ask this question. I might --might maybe-- let a man get away with this once. I suppose he could just not know any better. If it happened again, that would be the last time any part of his body got put into any part of my body. A guy like this is dangerous, and the longer you stay with him, the more you let him abuse you, (and that's what this is) the more dangerous he gets.

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dlish

i seriously think you should oblige to his requests...

if he agrees that you scrape the inside of his urethra with a jagged piece of metal. he'll be pissing blood for a week

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lulu_mq

I couldn't have said it any better!. I mean really? You honestly have the audacity to ask if you are being selfish!? Come on hon, it's your ass, not his. Plus your a grown woman! (id hope)... Anyway, it's your body, you do as you wish with it. I would be extremely cautious though, as making your "asshole bleed" for a week could be something more server. Take it easy, and don't feel selfish for saying no!!

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Plan9

... are we assuming MuffinCakes is female?

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Iliftrocks

I was. Whoops, most of my answer still applies. Except for the available part, yeah. Either way nobody should put up with that crap. ( pun not intended )

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Daniel_

What I find amusing is that I went to MuffinCakes' profile page to see if there was anything there about gender, and all the recent visitors are on this thread too!

Clearly I was wrong on the hypnotise your wife thread, and TFP does exhibit groupthink.

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hunnychile

yournamehere is totally correct , whether the OP "muffincakes" is a guy or a girl!! OUCH!!
Bleeding for a week isn't most peoples idea of a good time...

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MSD

Next question: how does he deal with having something jagged inside his urethra?

SSJTWIZTA

hm, reminds me of a completely different thread.

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Cimarron29414

muffincakes is gone forever. I will have to live the rest of my life pondering the state of muffincake's bloody ass, without answers. Alas.

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lulu_mq

Alright smarty pants! You win!

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treenjk

That's said very rightly.

levite

Selfish?! Jesus Christ!

I still can't imagine what kind of masochistic idiot decides it's a good idea to run a big jagged piece of metal through his johnson. You gotta be one hell of a egocentric narcissist to not even think to take it out before putting it inside someone else!

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Ice|Burn

*this isn't a judgment, it's just an opinion*

I think guys with PA's are looking for the attention. Hey look at me and this piece of metal I had rammed through my penis.

The OP is in NO WAY being selfish. She's awesome enough to give anal, so he needs to show her the proper respect and not cause her any harm.

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raeanna74

Since Muffincakes seems to be MIA it may make little difference if I comment or not but I just couldn't resist. As I have understood it in the past, I don't believe that it's recommended for a man to have anal sex while wearing any piercings, particularly a PA as it opens the urethra to UTI's much more easily. It provides a location for bacteria to hide out and grow. One of the most common bacteria that cause UTI's are E-Coli, one of the most common bacteria in the lower intestinal tract. So Muffincakes or any other woman could say they were not being selfish but extra careful for both partners.

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