http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...er-theory.html

Oh, and then there's this gem: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...l-humping.html

Both of them are your joints, 9'er. :thumbsup:

I hope there are women in this world who are even more evil than ladder theory claims, just so there's someone to torment the pathetic losers who cling to the theory rather than try to become better people.

Well, considering I have neither wealth nor power, I'm not sure what I think of ladder theory. If it's a working theory....if I were to ever get wealth and/or power....well, to paraphrase Tolkien:

Nicely quoted, Baraka.

Darn. I wish I hadn't missed that thread.

My reply wouldn't have scored me any points, but it would've been fun non the less.

I freely admit to being attracted in some way to over 90% of my guy friends, past and present. But the proportion I would ever realistically consider sleeping with is woefully small, for some reason or another. That is the key point, I think. Mind over cock.

That totally just solves 90% of the problems on TFP.

I have no male friends.
 

SOme girls are just girls girls and some are guys girls... i dont have any male friends. Unless hes my boyfriend theres no reason for him to be around...

Hell, I just wish someone female enjoyed talking to me.

I have a great deal of guy friends, and although I like to pretend differently, i'm pretty sure most of them would bang me if given the chance. The feeling is not mutual, however, and when they let their urges slip every once and a while I choose to just brush it off. This strategy works out pretty well seeing as the majority of the time they just treat me like another one of the bros - which is why I love them oh so much.

I couldn't admit this anywhere but the internet.

As a male, I have been unable to form (from my perspective) non sexual relationships with attractive women who fit into the parameters of "potential girlfriends." Even while I am in a relationship with a wonderful girl, I am extremely nice to these other girls, sensitive, compassionate, but in absolutely no way make any sexual advances. Yet, after years of analyzing my own behavior, l have discovered that all the time I have invested into friendships with females has coincided with at least a slim fantasy-chance of us becoming more-than-friends.

This goes for girls I've been friends with who have boyfriends, which especially is weird for me because I have an almost rabid hatred towards guys who openly hit-on girls with boyfriends (a guy once flirted and flattered a girl away from me two weeks after we were publicly together. I sat back and let it happen because at the time I believed human beings were empathetic and honorable). The truth is that this behavior of mine really bothers me. I don't mean I'm undressing girls with my eyes, or that I don't actually care how their day went, but I am not able to sit down by a girl I find attractive physically and mentally and find motivation to interact with her beyond some distant sexual possibility.

What. The. Hell.