12-07-2009, 07:55 AM | #4 (permalink) |
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Xerxys..
care to explain how that's "LMAO"? Redlemon was offering a solution to the OP that is neither funny nor that far fetched.. most guys have tasted themselves one way or another.. juices tend to flow and fly in all directions when you're having a wild time.. |
12-07-2009, 08:21 AM | #5 (permalink) | |
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12-07-2009, 10:24 AM | #9 (permalink) |
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
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Mine does. Want to check?
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12-07-2009, 10:30 AM | #11 (permalink) |
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^ no thanks, but let's not ruin the potential for a H.O.F. thread here.
i seriously havent tried or tested myself. i guess it tastes the same as it smells, soooo... /passes the basket...
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12-07-2009, 10:31 AM | #12 (permalink) | |
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
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It's it tasting of skittles that makes me special, it's the fact it comes out in chewable coloured pieces...
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12-07-2009, 10:38 AM | #14 (permalink) |
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
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Hey I don't want it fixed - do you realise how much I save in cleanup?
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12-07-2009, 11:16 AM | #17 (permalink) |
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Masturbate while upside down and let gravity do the rest. If the taste comes as a blow to your masculinity then you can at least take solace in the fact that only a total badass could maintain an erection with all the blood flowing the other way.
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12-07-2009, 11:50 AM | #18 (permalink) |
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
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Pah - A real man can lie on his back and shoot into his mouth. All the cool kids are doing it.
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12-07-2009, 01:23 PM | #20 (permalink) |
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A-fucking-men
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12-07-2009, 01:53 PM | #21 (permalink) |
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Wait, what are you shooting this out of? Did the Army finally send you that attachment kit for your smooth spot?
***** Here's what you do, get a 1/5 of cheap tequila. Get a glass out of your cabinet. Fill it to the rim. Chug it. Repeat until you can barely walk. Make your way to the nearby docks. Pass-out. Wake up. Notice that nasty taste in the back of your mouth? Yeah, mission accomplished. |
12-07-2009, 02:20 PM | #22 (permalink) |
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I heard it tastes like old man farts and orphans' tears.
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12-07-2009, 03:52 PM | #26 (permalink) |
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IT TASTES LIKE BURNING!
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12-08-2009, 07:44 AM | #28 (permalink) |
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Oh, and the taste of your ejaculate changes depending on your diet and other factors. For further information, read:
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...te-better.html http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...te-better.html http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...ng-better.html
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12-08-2009, 02:24 PM | #32 (permalink) |
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in my biology class we were being taught about spermazoa (semen) by my 40-something year old female bio teacher... apparently the sperm contain digestive enzymes or a form of lysosomes, which in turn, contain many sugers. A girl at the front of the class then chirped out:
"why doesnt it taste sweet then?" after shouting this out she realized immediately what she had just said and clapped her hand over her mouth and blushed the deepest colour iv ever seen xD it gets better... my bio teacher then calmly replys: "because the taste buds that detect sweetnes and sugars are on the front of the tongue, not the back of the throat" xD the girl ran from the classroom almost crying, whith everyone else loling xD |
12-08-2009, 02:31 PM | #33 (permalink) |
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^^ I call bullshit. I've heard this one before.
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12-08-2009, 02:56 PM | #34 (permalink) |
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
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I heard someone do this in a biology lecture in 1989, but they were doing it because of the joke, not the other way round.
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12-10-2009, 03:23 PM | #37 (permalink) |
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
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Doing anything tomorrow?
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12-10-2009, 06:47 PM | #38 (permalink) |
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I never liked it until recently. Maybe being pregnant has changed my sense of taste more than I thought. Hubby came in my mouth last night, I was so greedy for it..... it tasted great!!!!! I can't wait to do it again. But yes, it's salty, and if the original poster is a man, why don't you taste you own? I've heard eating pineapple makes it taste sweeter.
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