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Old 12-07-2009, 07:26 AM   #1 (permalink)
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i want to ask question from women member
have you ever tasted cum
if yes ,whats the taste of it
i never done that but want to do it
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Old 12-07-2009, 07:38 AM   #2 (permalink)
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You are male, according to another post. You have the resources to taste your own semen. No one else has to know that you did it. Why not try?
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Old 12-07-2009, 07:52 AM   #3 (permalink)
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^^ LMAO!
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Old 12-07-2009, 07:55 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Xerxys..

care to explain how that's "LMAO"?

Redlemon was offering a solution to the OP that is neither funny nor that far fetched..

most guys have tasted themselves one way or another.. juices tend to flow and fly in all directions when you're having a wild time..
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Old 12-07-2009, 08:21 AM   #5 (permalink)
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You are male, according to another post. You have the resources to taste your own semen. No one else has to know that you did it. Why not try?
How does this not make you die?!?!?! You know, like that voice in your head that has a lebel across it's forehead that says "BAD IDEA" but it's still very compelling ... and besides, after redlemon's post, the only thing that can be added is

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Old 12-07-2009, 10:13 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 12-07-2009, 10:20 AM   #7 (permalink)
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It tastes like rainbows and sunshine. Check it out.
so you're saying cum tastes like skittles?
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Old 12-07-2009, 10:24 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 12-07-2009, 10:24 AM   #9 (permalink)
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so you're saying cum tastes like skittles?
Mine does. Want to check?
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Old 12-07-2009, 10:26 AM   #10 (permalink)
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one comment two offers lol

with Dave gone Im scumttles deprived!!!
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Old 12-07-2009, 10:30 AM   #11 (permalink)
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^ no thanks, but let's not ruin the potential for a H.O.F. thread here.

i seriously havent tried or tested myself. i guess it tastes the same as it smells, soooo...

/passes the basket...
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Old 12-07-2009, 10:31 AM   #12 (permalink)
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one comment two offers lol

with Dave gone Im scumttles deprived!!!


It's it tasting of skittles that makes me special, it's the fact it comes out in chewable coloured pieces...
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Old 12-07-2009, 10:33 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Daniel....you need to get yourself to a doctor if thats the case lol
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Old 12-07-2009, 10:38 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Daniel....you need to get yourself to a doctor if thats the case lol
Hey I don't want it fixed - do you realise how much I save in cleanup?
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Old 12-07-2009, 10:50 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Wait... you mean that stuff I squirt outta my wizziewinkle isn't ArmorAll?
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Old 12-07-2009, 10:55 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Wait... you mean that stuff I squirt outta my wizziewinkle isn't ArmorAll?
If anyone's squirted that, it would be you lol
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Old 12-07-2009, 11:16 AM   #17 (permalink)
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i want to ask question from women member
have you ever tasted cum
if yes ,whats the taste of it
i never done that but want to do it
Masturbate while upside down and let gravity do the rest. If the taste comes as a blow to your masculinity then you can at least take solace in the fact that only a total badass could maintain an erection with all the blood flowing the other way.
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Old 12-07-2009, 11:50 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Masturbate while upside down and let gravity do the rest. If the taste comes as a blow to your masculinity then you can at least take solace in the fact that only a total badass could maintain an erection with all the blood flowing the other way.
Pah - A real man can lie on his back and shoot into his mouth. All the cool kids are doing it.
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Old 12-07-2009, 01:01 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I hate the taste...makes me gag. Guess I'll always be a so-so lover since I hate swallowing.
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Old 12-07-2009, 01:23 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Masturbate while upside down and let gravity do the rest. If the taste comes as a blow to your masculinity then you can at least take solace in the fact that only a total badass could maintain an erection with all the blood flowing the other way.
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Old 12-07-2009, 01:53 PM   #21 (permalink)
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If anyone's squirted that, it would be you lol
Wait, what are you shooting this out of? Did the Army finally send you that attachment kit for your smooth spot?

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Here's what you do, get a 1/5 of cheap tequila. Get a glass out of your cabinet. Fill it to the rim. Chug it. Repeat until you can barely walk. Make your way to the nearby docks. Pass-out. Wake up. Notice that nasty taste in the back of your mouth? Yeah, mission accomplished.
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Old 12-07-2009, 02:20 PM   #22 (permalink)
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It tastes like rainbows and sunshine. Check it out.
I heard it tastes like old man farts and orphans' tears.
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Old 12-07-2009, 02:30 PM   #23 (permalink)
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This is a really helpful thread for the op.
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Old 12-07-2009, 03:03 PM   #24 (permalink)
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This is a really helpful thread for the op.
...if he likes humor.

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I've had partners describe it as runny snot or salty tapioca. Does that help anybody? No?
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Old 12-07-2009, 03:26 PM   #25 (permalink)
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...if he likes humor.

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I've had partners describe it as runny snot or salty tapioca. Does that help anybody? No?
His English could use a little work - not sure he'll pick up on the posted hilarities thus far.
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Old 12-07-2009, 03:52 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Old 12-07-2009, 07:42 PM   #27 (permalink)
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I don't know what it taste like, but anything that turns her eyes THAT red can't be good!! But then again that's whyI love her.....ONE of the reasons, I mean.
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Old 12-08-2009, 07:44 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Oh, and the taste of your ejaculate changes depending on your diet and other factors. For further information, read:
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http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...te-better.html
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...ng-better.html
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Old 12-08-2009, 07:58 AM   #29 (permalink)
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I like mine with a twist of lime.
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Old 12-08-2009, 08:19 AM   #30 (permalink)
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I like mine with a twist of lime.
you must be eating seafood then
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Old 12-08-2009, 01:50 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Lemon goes on seafood. Not lime. Damn foreigners... .
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Old 12-08-2009, 02:24 PM   #32 (permalink)
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in my biology class we were being taught about spermazoa (semen) by my 40-something year old female bio teacher... apparently the sperm contain digestive enzymes or a form of lysosomes, which in turn, contain many sugers. A girl at the front of the class then chirped out:

"why doesnt it taste sweet then?"

after shouting this out she realized immediately what she had just said and clapped her hand over her mouth and blushed the deepest colour iv ever seen xD it gets better... my bio teacher then calmly replys:

"because the taste buds that detect sweetnes and sugars are on the front of the tongue, not the back of the throat" xD

the girl ran from the classroom almost crying, whith everyone else loling xD
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Old 12-08-2009, 02:31 PM   #33 (permalink)
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^^ I call bullshit. I've heard this one before.
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Old 12-08-2009, 02:56 PM   #34 (permalink)
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^^ I call bullshit. I've heard this one before.
I heard someone do this in a biology lecture in 1989, but they were doing it because of the joke, not the other way round.
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Old 12-09-2009, 04:47 AM   #35 (permalink)
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I think it's kinda salty. it's not the tastiest thing in the whole world but it's not really that bad either.
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Old 12-10-2009, 03:03 PM   #36 (permalink)
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I was in a Biology class in 1982 while covering the topic of the contents of semen.

One girls whispers to the girl next to here. Girl two then LOUDLY says, "what did you say, Its good for you?"
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Old 12-10-2009, 03:23 PM   #37 (permalink)
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I think it's kinda salty. it's not the tastiest thing in the whole world but it's not really that bad either.
Doing anything tomorrow?
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The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine

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Old 12-10-2009, 06:47 PM   #38 (permalink)
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I never liked it until recently. Maybe being pregnant has changed my sense of taste more than I thought. Hubby came in my mouth last night, I was so greedy for it..... it tasted great!!!!! I can't wait to do it again. But yes, it's salty, and if the original poster is a man, why don't you taste you own? I've heard eating pineapple makes it taste sweeter.
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Old 12-10-2009, 07:14 PM   #39 (permalink)
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