how many fingers indicate a loose vagina?
 

ive always wondered this.. how many fingers indicate a loose vagina? like if shes tight how many can you fit in? 1? 2?

any help would be much appreciated, thanks.

I take it fisting would be taking it too far then ...

The vagina is an amazing, elastic organ. Consider the widebody that emerges nine months after you decide to use a fake name as a contraceptive.

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Most of the women I've been with are comfortable with two fingers. I've got pretty slender fingers, though.

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This post is destined for greatness. Can you feel it? I can feel it.

Are we talking sausage-like fingers, or dainty, lady-like fingers? Giant foam we're-number-one fingers?

I vote for stumpy hobbit fingers. They're a generic tool for measurement.

*cough*Eden*cough*

You mean like a rule of thumb?

I've always wondered this too, but with toes.

hmmm, toes...

For most guys, anything over 3 fingers might be considered loose. For me, it would be 5 fingers, 5 toes, and baseball!

(anyone want to buy my bridge in Brooklyn? Cheap?)

All I'm saying is I always know where my remote controls are.

... man, this thread has started becoming wrong ...

Becoming? I think it started out pretty wrong. But I like where it's going. :)

If your girls clam hole can be fisted she ought to start doing her Kegels. I think 3 is a maximum but 2 is enough in most cases. My thought is measure the girth of 3 fingers and compare it to the girth of your cock. That might tell you something and aren't most boys usually into measuring?

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Aren't you supposed to use calipers or something?

I agree.

More than 3 crosses that line from fine to freaky.

If you can get more than 2 stubby fingers into her hobbit hole, you might have a problem, or be dating one of the wenches from the Prancing Pony.

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You know, my fingers don't really get any pleasure from being shoving into a va-jay-jay, my penis is the one that gets all squirt happy from doing the horizontal tango inside her bearded clam.

As long as I didn't feel like I was throwing a hot dog down a hallway, I wouldn't care how many fingers I could get inside her.

I'd just wrap it with a flexible measuring tape. But what do I know?

^^ You seem to know a lot actually ...

I tend to think that women who complain of being too tight have a disadvantage if they work in the sex industry, i.e. porn. Being fisted can be turned into legal money ... in the most un-donkey way possible ...

Hmm, not sure how to take that.

If you stick your dick in and can't feel vaginal walls around you, she's probably too loose for you.

Measuring should be done relative to your girth, not by how many digits you can shove into her cum dumpster.

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It's a compliment. Take it before he takes it back.

K, taken. Thanks Xerxys. lol.

Metric fingers or SAE?

If you have to tie plank to your ass so you don't fall in... it's too lose.

I would think if you have to ask....your cock is TOO SMALL nothing is wrong with her vagina although it's customary for these threads to focus on whats wrong with the girl...........

Math nerd answer: i
Redneck answer: fingers? Hell, help me find my firebird keys and we'll DRIVE out of here.
Admin answer: shaddup, kid, you're botherin' me.

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I've heard it is too loose if you can kickstart the G-spot like an old dirtbike.

2 stroke or 4 stroke?

I was ready to nominate this thread for the hall of fame on the strength of the OP alone. The rest of this just adds to the epicness.

Do not mock the OP! There may be a lot riding on this vagina evaluation!

Answer: Avogadro's number

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I'm having trouble imagining the mechanics of the above. Do you have any visual aids?

the answer is pi

THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS PIE

mmmmm, go 'head, pumpkin.

I am so surprised - it is obvious that this thread is useless without pictures . . .

http://www.freewebs.com/onehappyhome/fingers4.jpg

http://www.technovelgy.com/graphics/...ot-fingers.jpg

http://www.nurmuhammad.com/Meditatio.../10fingers.jpg

http://haikugirl.files.wordpress.com...ll_fingers.jpg

http://www.fsfla.org/svn/fsfla/site/...ed-fingers.jpg

Fur pie

Hey, I'd like to think I can last longer than four strokes in something that voluminous.

*rimshot*

Ummm wrong entrance.

Hey, apparently this has been done for years! Check out the measurements on this girl:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._measuring.jpg

lmao

Hilarious :thumbsup:

Hey, leave the "alternative love canal" out of this thread.

It totally deserves its own.

If you can do this, she's too loose.

http://forums.macleans.ca/uploads/95...56.upload1.jpg

If you're fucking her, fall in, and look up to see this:

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a13...tSkyHeaven.jpg

If you scream into it and get an echo.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6Sur8L4ZTW...ave%252027.jpg

Yeah, if it's like the pussy they talk about in Predator.

Approximately 2.347492, if you take into account the average penis size, finger size, lower lip size, moisture levels, and so on.

...why do you ask?

Id agree. about 4.

Lower lip size? Are we talking about horizontal pussy?

As long as you're getting laid, you're happy, she's happy, you're getting off and so is she, WHY THE FUCK do you care how many fingers you can fit inside of her???

It would really have to depend on the finger size as well. Some of us have stubby little dick-skinners. To truly determine how many is too much, we would have to determine the "average" finger size. I'm sure your finger size is fine.

p.s. this thread is destined for greatness.

Everybody knows horizontal pussy is no wider than vertical pussy. It's an optical illusion. That's why you always want to wear vertical pussy: it's slimming so your prospective mates will think less fingers fit in you. If you wear horizontal pussy, you will come off looking like that Dugger woman's cootch.:thumbsup:

Teehehe. If clowns start popping out of it, it's probably too loose.

Then I guess this is the proper time to say "thbthbthbthbthbthbthbthbthbthbthb"

Good Lord. Like Plan9 said, the vagina can stretch amazingly. Some of them have even stretched to the size of a baby, go figure. If someone thinks the answer is 2 fingers, I'd hate to see their idea of a good-sized cock.

Well, according to the media these days... it's the size of a tube of cookie dough.

I miss college...

This sounds like a job for Mike Rowe--

http://www.principalspage.com/theblo.../mike-rowe.jpg

The camera man has to climb in first though

The camera man is still trying to figure out what the "bone" is in that other vagina.

I could look into it. I happen to be a vajologizzt.

Ain't no "destined" about it. It's already waaaay beyond that point. I haven't laughed this hard in weeks. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/10...sp_rofl0ne.gif

Hall of Fame...here we come.

Baraka_Guru is...

http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/a...n/MacVajer.jpg

MacVajer!

Can save the day with only a pair of clamps and a tampon.

Better still.. cotton, a string, and 2 fingers.

Wouldn't McGuyvag have scanned better? :D

His specialty is vagining not scanning.

2 fingers? Only 2?

Wait, how many fingers does MacVajer need to save the world????

..... and we are back at the beginning.

MacVajer doesn't even need fingers to save the world. He has a sturdy tongue (didn't you see episode 48?).

Wouldn't MacVajer be lost if he doesn't use his fingers to measure how loose somebody is?

no i think LS has a point here...

it may be well be that the horizontal pusy exists.. we may have found the holy grail

MacVajer doesn't need to measure. He is an expert with the estimate. He can eyeball it like nobody's business...

That picture sucks on two levels.

One, ever picked splinters out of your Sam Jackson? Me neither. Not sure I want to. Ever.

Two, a girl with a wooden vagina would not be fun in bed. She'd just lie there like a log. Badum psh.

That's simple. Do you know any women who wouldn't let Rowe go to work on their nether regions?

He's very popular in those parts.

*rimshot*

The humour round here is getting very slack these days...

Besides....she'd always have a knot in her panties..... oh!

Slack, hell, it's downright flaccid

Hi-oh!

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/2...efa38ec3d8.jpg
That had to pop up sooner or later.

As aforementioned, the vag is incredibly elastic. The only way I can see it being "loose" is if it's been torn from childbirth or if she's, like, nine foot tall or something. And as long as she does her exercises she'll be tight.

But I'm hardly an expert on the subject.

hmmm now that's a damn fine looking woody


didn't think i'd ever say THAT in my life

7, unless its a rhetorical question, in which case 8.

If you can't fist her, she's too uptight.

That's the only proper answer to this question.
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Cromp, that octopus picture made me cry a little bit...
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I hear that once you take a fist to your asshole, it will never tighten back up enough to hold back feces and you will have to wear a diaper...

Not true! Many of us have survived the Vet's Admin experience and received educational benefits without needing diapers.

What if it's a Hulk fist?

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/u...9/fat-hulk.jpg

To each their own, I suppose...

Personally, I'd rather see The Thing do it.

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/g...ing_by_jel.jpg

I can't wait until the wang version of this thread comes out. It'll be a real hoot.

Then we can move onto breasts and glutes.

I really don't want to know how many fingers you can stick in your wang hole.

Wait a minute, we have changed our scale! Hulk has 4 finger fists and the Thing has 3 finger fists. I don't think it is fair to compare the two.

I'm not sure she'd appreciate The Thing's fist in her over Hulk's. The Thing is all...rocky and rough. At least Hulk has some resemblance of skin. Would you jackhammer your girlfriend with a piece of phallic shaped rock?

Actually, the better question is whether or not she'd appreciate it if you did.

Back in Kung Fu school, the rule was, "When you can snatch the chopstick from my hand; it is time for you to go . . . "

But they had very high standards.

We're talking about vaginas and giant super beings fisting said vaginas. So, unless you're measuring vaginal elasticity by how fast it can snatch (hah) a chopstick out of your hand, I'm pretty lost as to the relation of the two....

No - you got it . . . .
I was responding to the OP; not just the few above mine.

Like I said - very high standards.
Of course, that was a long time ago. Now I think they've substituted the "open a beer bottle" test.

Since when does her appreciation come into play?!
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It doesn't work that way.

Nothing really to add...except more tree porn:

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u...cking-tree.jpg

Ok, it was a fun read until that pic from plan9......well, actually LFAO!!!!!!

I apologize for ruining your vaginal tightness measurement debate experience.

Lies. Don't listen to LS. Whoever can put the most fingers in wins. Call scoreboard if you need to. DON'T LET THEM WIN!

Or, you know, you could stop caring about whatever the hell "loose" would be defined as and whether that would be bad in some way and just worry about what feels good to you and her.