how many fingers indicate a loose vagina?
 

ive always wondered this.. how many fingers indicate a loose vagina? like if shes tight how many can you fit in? 1? 2?

any help would be much appreciated, thanks.

I take it fisting would be taking it too far then ...

The vagina is an amazing, elastic organ. Consider the widebody that emerges nine months after you decide to use a fake name as a contraceptive.

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Most of the women I've been with are comfortable with two fingers. I've got pretty slender fingers, though.

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This post is destined for greatness. Can you feel it? I can feel it.

Are we talking sausage-like fingers, or dainty, lady-like fingers? Giant foam we're-number-one fingers?

I vote for stumpy hobbit fingers. They're a generic tool for measurement.

*cough*Eden*cough*

You mean like a rule of thumb?

I've always wondered this too, but with toes.

hmmm, toes...

For most guys, anything over 3 fingers might be considered loose. For me, it would be 5 fingers, 5 toes, and baseball!

(anyone want to buy my bridge in Brooklyn? Cheap?)

All I'm saying is I always know where my remote controls are.

... man, this thread has started becoming wrong ...

Becoming? I think it started out pretty wrong. But I like where it's going. :)

If your girls clam hole can be fisted she ought to start doing her Kegels. I think 3 is a maximum but 2 is enough in most cases. My thought is measure the girth of 3 fingers and compare it to the girth of your cock. That might tell you something and aren't most boys usually into measuring?

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Aren't you supposed to use calipers or something?

I agree.

More than 3 crosses that line from fine to freaky.

If you can get more than 2 stubby fingers into her hobbit hole, you might have a problem, or be dating one of the wenches from the Prancing Pony.

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You know, my fingers don't really get any pleasure from being shoving into a va-jay-jay, my penis is the one that gets all squirt happy from doing the horizontal tango inside her bearded clam.

As long as I didn't feel like I was throwing a hot dog down a hallway, I wouldn't care how many fingers I could get inside her.

I'd just wrap it with a flexible measuring tape. But what do I know?

^^ You seem to know a lot actually ...

I tend to think that women who complain of being too tight have a disadvantage if they work in the sex industry, i.e. porn. Being fisted can be turned into legal money ... in the most un-donkey way possible ...

Hmm, not sure how to take that.

If you stick your dick in and can't feel vaginal walls around you, she's probably too loose for you.

Measuring should be done relative to your girth, not by how many digits you can shove into her cum dumpster.

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It's a compliment. Take it before he takes it back.

K, taken. Thanks Xerxys. lol.

Metric fingers or SAE?

If you have to tie plank to your ass so you don't fall in... it's too lose.

I would think if you have to ask....your cock is TOO SMALL nothing is wrong with her vagina although it's customary for these threads to focus on whats wrong with the girl...........

Math nerd answer: i
Redneck answer: fingers? Hell, help me find my firebird keys and we'll DRIVE out of here.
Admin answer: shaddup, kid, you're botherin' me.

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I've heard it is too loose if you can kickstart the G-spot like an old dirtbike.

2 stroke or 4 stroke?

I was ready to nominate this thread for the hall of fame on the strength of the OP alone. The rest of this just adds to the epicness.

Do not mock the OP! There may be a lot riding on this vagina evaluation!

Answer: Avogadro's number

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I'm having trouble imagining the mechanics of the above. Do you have any visual aids?

the answer is pi

THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS PIE

mmmmm, go 'head, pumpkin.

I am so surprised - it is obvious that this thread is useless without pictures . . .

http://www.freewebs.com/onehappyhome/fingers4.jpg

http://www.technovelgy.com/graphics/...ot-fingers.jpg

http://www.nurmuhammad.com/Meditatio.../10fingers.jpg

http://haikugirl.files.wordpress.com...ll_fingers.jpg

http://www.fsfla.org/svn/fsfla/site/...ed-fingers.jpg

Fur pie

Hey, I'd like to think I can last longer than four strokes in something that voluminous.

*rimshot*

Ummm wrong entrance.

Hey, apparently this has been done for years! Check out the measurements on this girl:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._measuring.jpg

lmao