Craven Morehead

Hilarious

Plan9

Hey, leave the "alternative love canal" out of this thread.

It totally deserves its own.

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LoganSnake

If you can do this, she's too loose.

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Plan9

If you're fucking her, fall in, and look up to see this:

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LoganSnake

If you scream into it and get an echo.

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Plan9

Yeah, if it's like the pussy they talk about in Predator.

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Dragonlich

Approximately 2.347492, if you take into account the average penis size, finger size, lower lip size, moisture levels, and so on.

...why do you ask?

Salem

Id agree. about 4.

LoganSnake

Lower lip size? Are we talking about horizontal pussy?

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monkeysugar

As long as you're getting laid, you're happy, she's happy, you're getting off and so is she, WHY THE FUCK do you care how many fingers you can fit inside of her???

It would really have to depend on the finger size as well. Some of us have stubby little dick-skinners. To truly determine how many is too much, we would have to determine the "average" finger size. I'm sure your finger size is fine.

p.s. this thread is destined for greatness.

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Cimarron29414

Everybody knows horizontal pussy is no wider than vertical pussy. It's an optical illusion. That's why you always want to wear vertical pussy: it's slimming so your prospective mates will think less fingers fit in you. If you wear horizontal pussy, you will come off looking like that Dugger woman's cootch.

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Lady Bear Cub

Teehehe. If clowns start popping out of it, it's probably too loose.

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The_Jazz

Then I guess this is the proper time to say "thbthbthbthbthbthbthbthbthbthbthb"

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Shaindra

Good Lord. Like Plan9 said, the vagina can stretch amazingly. Some of them have even stretched to the size of a baby, go figure. If someone thinks the answer is 2 fingers, I'd hate to see their idea of a good-sized cock.

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Plan9

Well, according to the media these days... it's the size of a tube of cookie dough.

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ZombieSquirrel

I miss college...

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FuglyStick

This sounds like a job for Mike Rowe--



The camera man has to climb in first though

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Lady Bear Cub

The camera man is still trying to figure out what the "bone" is in that other vagina.

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Baraka_Guru

I could look into it. I happen to be a vajologizzt.

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Bill O'Rights

Ain't no "destined" about it. It's already waaaay beyond that point. I haven't laughed this hard in weeks.

Hall of Fame...here we come.

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It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

Plan9

Baraka_Guru is...



MacVajer!

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LordEden

Can save the day with only a pair of clamps and a tampon.

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Lady Bear Cub

Better still.. cotton, a string, and 2 fingers.

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Daniel_

Wouldn't McGuyvag have scanned better?

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LoganSnake

His specialty is vagining not scanning.

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LordEden

2 fingers? Only 2?

Wait, how many fingers does MacVajer need to save the world????

..... and we are back at the beginning.

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Charlatan

MacVajer doesn't even need fingers to save the world. He has a sturdy tongue (didn't you see episode 48?).

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LoganSnake

Wouldn't MacVajer be lost if he doesn't use his fingers to measure how loose somebody is?

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dlish

no i think LS has a point here...

it may be well be that the horizontal pusy exists.. we may have found the holy grail

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Charlatan

MacVajer doesn't need to measure. He is an expert with the estimate. He can eyeball it like nobody's business...

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Craven Morehead

LoganSnake

That picture sucks on two levels.

One, ever picked splinters out of your Sam Jackson? Me neither. Not sure I want to. Ever.

Two, a girl with a wooden vagina would not be fun in bed. She'd just lie there like a log. Badum psh.

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MSD

That's simple. Do you know any women who wouldn't let Rowe go to work on their nether regions?

Plan9

He's very popular in those parts.

*rimshot*

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Daniel_

The humour round here is getting very slack these days...

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The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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Baraka_Guru

Besides....she'd always have a knot in her panties..... oh!

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FuglyStick

Slack, hell, it's downright flaccid

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Pogue Mahone

Hi-oh!


That had to pop up sooner or later.

As aforementioned, the vag is incredibly elastic. The only way I can see it being "loose" is if it's been torn from childbirth or if she's, like, nine foot tall or something. And as long as she does her exercises she'll be tight.

But I'm hardly an expert on the subject.

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hmmm now that's a damn fine looking woody


didn't think i'd ever say THAT in my life

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diamond_06_06

7, unless its a rhetorical question, in which case 8.