how many fingers indicate a loose vagina? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

elliot19 · 11-22-2009, 10:32 PM

ive always wondered this.. how many fingers indicate a loose vagina? like if shes tight how many can you fit in? 1? 2?

any help would be much appreciated, thanks.

Xerxys · 11-22-2009, 10:41 PM

I take it fisting would be taking it too far then ...

Plan9 · 11-22-2009, 10:45 PM

The vagina is an amazing, elastic organ. Consider the widebody that emerges nine months after you decide to use a fake name as a contraceptive.

...

Most of the women I've been with are comfortable with two fingers. I've got pretty slender fingers, though.

...

This post is destined for greatness. Can you feel it? I can feel it.

inBOIL · 11-22-2009, 11:04 PM

Are we talking sausage-like fingers, or dainty, lady-like fingers? Giant foam we're-number-one fingers?

Plan9 · 11-22-2009, 11:07 PM

I vote for stumpy hobbit fingers. They're a generic tool for measurement.

*cough*Eden*cough*

inBOIL · 11-23-2009, 12:03 AM

You mean like a rule of thumb?

wooÐs · 11-23-2009, 02:42 AM

I've always wondered this too, but with toes.

uncle phil · 11-23-2009, 03:11 AM

hmmm, toes...

GreyWolf · 11-23-2009, 04:09 AM

For most guys, anything over 3 fingers might be considered loose. For me, it would be 5 fingers, 5 toes, and baseball!

(anyone want to buy my bridge in Brooklyn? Cheap?)

wooÐs · 11-23-2009, 04:13 AM

All I'm saying is I always know where my remote controls are.

Xerxys · 11-23-2009, 04:19 AM

... man, this thread has started becoming wrong ...

healer · 11-23-2009, 04:59 AM

Becoming? I think it started out pretty wrong. But I like where it's going.

Lady Bear Cub · 11-23-2009, 05:19 AM

If your girls clam hole can be fisted she ought to start doing her Kegels. I think 3 is a maximum but 2 is enough in most cases. My thought is measure the girth of 3 fingers and compare it to the girth of your cock. That might tell you something and aren't most boys usually into measuring?

pig · 11-23-2009, 06:04 AM

Baraka_Guru · 11-23-2009, 06:13 AM

Aren't you supposed to use calipers or something?

wooÐs · 11-23-2009, 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Bear Cub

If your girls clam hole can be fisted she ought to start doing her Kegels. I think 3 is a maximum but 2 is enough in most cases. My thought is measure the girth of 3 fingers and compare it to the girth of your cock. That might tell you something and aren't most boys usually into measuring?

I agree.

More than 3 crosses that line from fine to freaky.

LordEden · 11-23-2009, 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9

I vote for stumpy hobbit fingers. They're a generic tool for measurement.

*cough*Eden*cough*

If you can get more than 2 stubby fingers into her hobbit hole, you might have a problem, or be dating one of the wenches from the Prancing Pony.

*****

You know, my fingers don't really get any pleasure from being shoving into a va-jay-jay, my penis is the one that gets all squirt happy from doing the horizontal tango inside her bearded clam.

As long as I didn't feel like I was throwing a hot dog down a hallway, I wouldn't care how many fingers I could get inside her.

Lady Bear Cub · 11-23-2009, 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru

Aren't you supposed to use calipers or something?

I'd just wrap it with a flexible measuring tape. But what do I know?

Xerxys · 11-23-2009, 06:38 AM

^^ You seem to know a lot actually ...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Bear Cub

If your girls clam hole can be fisted she ought to start doing her Kegels. I think 3 is a maximum but 2 is enough in most cases. My thought is measure the girth of 3 fingers and compare it to the girth of your cock. That might tell you something and aren't most boys usually into measuring?

I tend to think that women who complain of being too tight have a disadvantage if they work in the sex industry, i.e. porn. Being fisted can be turned into legal money ... in the most un-donkey way possible ...

Lady Bear Cub · 11-23-2009, 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xerxys

^^ You seem to know a lot actually ...

Hmm, not sure how to take that.

LoganSnake · 11-23-2009, 06:50 AM

If you stick your dick in and can't feel vaginal walls around you, she's probably too loose for you.

Measuring should be done relative to your girth, not by how many digits you can shove into her cum dumpster.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Bear Cub

Hmm, not sure how to take that.

It's a compliment. Take it before he takes it back.

Lady Bear Cub · 11-23-2009, 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoganSnake

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It's a compliment. Take it before he takes it back.

K, taken. Thanks Xerxys. lol.

Cimarron29414 · 11-23-2009, 07:11 AM

Metric fingers or SAE?

Charlatan · 11-23-2009, 04:50 PM

If you have to tie plank to your ass so you don't fall in... it's too lose.

Jetée · 11-23-2009, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru

Aren't you supposed to use calipers or something?

savmesom11 · 11-23-2009, 05:09 PM

I would think if you have to ask....your cock is TOO SMALL nothing is wrong with her vagina although it's customary for these threads to focus on whats wrong with the girl...........

The_Jazz · 11-23-2009, 05:39 PM

Math nerd answer: i
Redneck answer: fingers? Hell, help me find my firebird keys and we'll DRIVE out of here.
Admin answer: shaddup, kid, you're botherin' me.

noodle · 11-23-2009, 06:14 PM

Plan9 · 11-23-2009, 06:16 PM

I've heard it is too loose if you can kickstart the G-spot like an old dirtbike.

cj2112 · 11-23-2009, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9

I've heard it is too loose if you can kickstart the G-spot like an old dirtbike.

2 stroke or 4 stroke?

ratbastid · 11-23-2009, 07:41 PM

I was ready to nominate this thread for the hall of fame on the strength of the OP alone. The rest of this just adds to the epicness.

sapiens · 11-23-2009, 07:56 PM

Do not mock the OP! There may be a lot riding on this vagina evaluation!

Answer: Avogadro's number

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9

I've heard it is too loose if you can kickstart the G-spot like an old dirtbike.

I'm having trouble imagining the mechanics of the above. Do you have any visual aids?

FuglyStick · 11-23-2009, 08:12 PM

the answer is pi

THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS PIE

noodle · 11-23-2009, 08:14 PM

mmmmm, go 'head, pumpkin.

kramus · 11-23-2009, 08:30 PM

I am so surprised - it is obvious that this thread is useless without pictures . . .

Charlatan · 11-23-2009, 08:31 PM

Fur pie

Plan9 · 11-23-2009, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cj2112

2 stroke or 4 stroke?

Hey, I'd like to think I can last longer than four strokes in something that voluminous.

*rimshot*

Charlatan · 11-23-2009, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9

*rimshot*

Ummm wrong entrance.

Plan9 · 11-23-2009, 08:43 PM

Hey, apparently this has been done for years! Check out the measurements on this girl:

wooÐs · 11-23-2009, 09:00 PM

11-22-2009, 10:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
elliot19 Upright	how many fingers indicate a loose vagina? ive always wondered this.. how many fingers indicate a loose vagina? like if shes tight how many can you fit in? 1? 2? any help would be much appreciated, thanks.

11-22-2009, 10:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	The vagina is an amazing, elastic organ. Consider the widebody that emerges nine months after you decide to use a fake name as a contraceptive. ... Most of the women I've been with are comfortable with two fingers. I've got pretty slender fingers, though. ... This post is destined for greatness. Can you feel it? I can feel it. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 11-22-2009 at 10:52 PM..

11-22-2009, 11:04 PM	#4 (permalink)
inBOIL I have eaten the slaw	Are we talking sausage-like fingers, or dainty, lady-like fingers? Giant foam we're-number-one fingers? __________________ And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you.

11-22-2009, 11:07 PM	#5 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I vote for stumpy hobbit fingers. They're a generic tool for measurement. coughEdencough __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 11-22-2009 at 11:26 PM..

11-23-2009, 12:03 AM	#6 (permalink)
inBOIL I have eaten the slaw	You mean like a rule of thumb? __________________ And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you.

11-22-2009, 10:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	I take it fisting would be taking it too far then ...

11-23-2009, 02:42 AM	#7 (permalink)
wooÐs Sitting in a tree Location: Atlanta	I've always wondered this too, but with toes.

11-23-2009, 03:11 AM	#8 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	hmmm, toes... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-23-2009, 04:09 AM	#9 (permalink)
GreyWolf Sober Location: Eastern Canada	For most guys, anything over 3 fingers might be considered loose. For me, it would be 5 fingers, 5 toes, and baseball! (anyone want to buy my bridge in Brooklyn? Cheap?) __________________ *The secret to great marksmanship is deciding what the target was AFTER you've shot.*

11-23-2009, 04:13 AM	#10 (permalink)
wooÐs Sitting in a tree Location: Atlanta	All I'm saying is I always know where my remote controls are.

11-23-2009, 04:19 AM	#11 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	... man, this thread has started becoming wrong ...

11-23-2009, 05:19 AM	#13 (permalink)
Lady Bear Cub Crazy Location: north carolina	If your girls clam hole can be fisted she ought to start doing her Kegels. I think 3 is a maximum but 2 is enough in most cases. My thought is measure the girth of 3 fingers and compare it to the girth of your cock. That might tell you something and aren't most boys usually into measuring? __________________ "I give myself very good advice, But I very seldom follow it, Will I ever learn to do the things I should?"

11-23-2009, 06:04 AM	#14 (permalink)
pig pigglet pigglet Location: Locash	42 __________________ You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

11-23-2009, 06:13 AM	#15 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	Aren't you supposed to use calipers or something? __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

11-23-2009, 07:11 AM	#23 (permalink)
Cimarron29414 Still Free Location: comfortably perched at the top of the bell curve!	Metric fingers or SAE? __________________ Gives a man a halo, does mead. "Here lies The_Jazz: Killed by an ambitious, sparkly, pink butterfly."

11-23-2009, 04:50 PM	#24 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	If you have to tie plank to your ass so you don't fall in... it's too lose. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

11-23-2009, 05:09 PM	#26 (permalink)
savmesom11 Insane	I would think if you have to ask....your cock is TOO SMALL nothing is wrong with her vagina although it's customary for these threads to focus on whats wrong with the girl........... __________________ * I do not believe that struggles are a sign of life falling apart, but rather a step of life falling into place. *

11-23-2009, 05:39 PM	#27 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	Math nerd answer: i Redneck answer: fingers? Hell, help me find my firebird keys and we'll DRIVE out of here. Admin answer: shaddup, kid, you're botherin' me. __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

11-23-2009, 06:16 PM	#29 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I've heard it is too loose if you can kickstart the G-spot like an old dirtbike. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

11-23-2009, 07:41 PM	#31 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	I was ready to nominate this thread for the hall of fame on the strength of the OP alone. The rest of this just adds to the epicness.

11-23-2009, 08:12 PM	#33 (permalink)
FuglyStick WHEEEE! Whee! Whee! WHEEEE! Location: Southern Illinois	the answer is pi THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS PIE __________________ AZIZ! LIGHT!

11-23-2009, 08:31 PM	#36 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Fur pie __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

11-23-2009, 08:43 PM	#39 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Hey, apparently this has been done for years! Check out the measurements on this girl: __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

11-23-2009, 09:00 PM	#40 (permalink)
wooÐs Sitting in a tree Location: Atlanta	lmao