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Punk.of.Ages 11-29-2009 07:41 PM
If you can't fist her, she's too uptight.

That's the only proper answer to this question.
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Cromp, that octopus picture made me cry a little bit...
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I hear that once you take a fist to your asshole, it will never tighten back up enough to hold back feces and you will have to wear a diaper...

Plan9 11-29-2009 07:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Punk.of.Ages (Post 2734428)
I hear that once you take a fist to your asshole, it will never tighten back up enough to hold back feces and you will have to wear a diaper...
Not true! Many of us have survived the Vet's Admin experience and received educational benefits without needing diapers.

LoganSnake 11-29-2009 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Punk.of.Ages (Post 2734428)
If you can't fist her, she's too uptight.
What if it's a Hulk fist?

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/u...9/fat-hulk.jpg

Punk.of.Ages 11-29-2009 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by LoganSnake (Post 2734433)
What if it's a Hulk fist?
To each their own, I suppose...

Personally, I'd rather see The Thing do it.

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/g...ing_by_jel.jpg

Plan9 11-29-2009 10:27 PM
I can't wait until the wang version of this thread comes out. It'll be a real hoot.

Then we can move onto breasts and glutes.

Redlemon 11-30-2009 06:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Plan9 (Post 2734449)
I can't wait until the wang version of this thread comes out. It'll be a real hoot.

Then we can move onto breasts and glutes.
I really don't want to know how many fingers you can stick in your wang hole.

Cimarron29414 11-30-2009 06:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Punk.of.Ages (Post 2734448)
To each their own, I suppose...

Personally, I'd rather see The Thing do it.

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/g...ing_by_jel.jpg
Wait a minute, we have changed our scale! Hulk has 4 finger fists and the Thing has 3 finger fists. I don't think it is fair to compare the two.

LoganSnake 11-30-2009 10:08 AM
I'm not sure she'd appreciate The Thing's fist in her over Hulk's. The Thing is all...rocky and rough. At least Hulk has some resemblance of skin. Would you jackhammer your girlfriend with a piece of phallic shaped rock?

Actually, the better question is whether or not she'd appreciate it if you did.

yournamehere 11-30-2009 11:35 AM
Back in Kung Fu school, the rule was, "When you can snatch the chopstick from my hand; it is time for you to go . . . "

But they had very high standards.

LoganSnake 11-30-2009 12:00 PM
We're talking about vaginas and giant super beings fisting said vaginas. So, unless you're measuring vaginal elasticity by how fast it can snatch (hah) a chopstick out of your hand, I'm pretty lost as to the relation of the two....

yournamehere 11-30-2009 12:27 PM
No - you got it . . . .
I was responding to the OP; not just the few above mine.

Like I said - very high standards.
Of course, that was a long time ago. Now I think they've substituted the "open a beer bottle" test.

Punk.of.Ages 11-30-2009 01:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LoganSnake (Post 2734584)
I'm not sure she'd appreciate The Thing's fist in her over Hulk's. The Thing is all...rocky and rough. At least Hulk has some resemblance of skin. Would you jackhammer your girlfriend with a piece of phallic shaped rock?

Actually, the better question is whether or not she'd appreciate it if you did.
Since when does her appreciation come into play?!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fat Mike
She's my phillie, I'm her stud,
Her bean is bigger than my pud,
It's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale,
That's why I love her.

MSD 11-30-2009 02:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Punk.of.Ages (Post 2734428)
I hear that once you take a fist to your asshole, it will never tighten back up enough to hold back feces and you will have to wear a diaper...
It doesn't work that way.

LoganSnake 11-30-2009 02:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by yournamehere (Post 2734655)
No - you got it . . . .
I was responding to the OP; not just the few above mine.

Like I said - very high standards.
Of course, that was a long time ago. Now I think they've substituted the "open a beer bottle" test.

Shaindra 11-30-2009 07:15 PM
Nothing really to add...except more tree porn:

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u...cking-tree.jpg

cyndykane 12-11-2009 04:55 PM
Ok, it was a fun read until that pic from plan9......well, actually LFAO!!!!!!

Plan9 12-11-2009 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by cyndykane (Post 2738564)
Ok, it was a fun read until that pic from plan9......well, actually LFAO!!!!!!
I apologize for ruining your vaginal tightness measurement debate experience.

Toaster126 12-12-2009 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by LoganSnake (Post 2731977)
Measuring should be done relative to your girth, not by how many digits you can shove into her cum dumpster.
Lies. Don't listen to LS. Whoever can put the most fingers in wins. Call scoreboard if you need to. DON'T LET THEM WIN!

Or, you know, you could stop caring about whatever the hell "loose" would be defined as and whether that would be bad in some way and just worry about what feels good to you and her.


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