If you can't fist her, she's too uptight.

That's the only proper answer to this question.
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Cromp, that octopus picture made me cry a little bit...
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I hear that once you take a fist to your asshole, it will never tighten back up enough to hold back feces and you will have to wear a diaper...

Not true! Many of us have survived the Vet's Admin experience and received educational benefits without needing diapers.

What if it's a Hulk fist?

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/u...9/fat-hulk.jpg

To each their own, I suppose...

Personally, I'd rather see The Thing do it.

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/g...ing_by_jel.jpg

I can't wait until the wang version of this thread comes out. It'll be a real hoot.

Then we can move onto breasts and glutes.

I really don't want to know how many fingers you can stick in your wang hole.

Wait a minute, we have changed our scale! Hulk has 4 finger fists and the Thing has 3 finger fists. I don't think it is fair to compare the two.

I'm not sure she'd appreciate The Thing's fist in her over Hulk's. The Thing is all...rocky and rough. At least Hulk has some resemblance of skin. Would you jackhammer your girlfriend with a piece of phallic shaped rock?

Actually, the better question is whether or not she'd appreciate it if you did.

Back in Kung Fu school, the rule was, "When you can snatch the chopstick from my hand; it is time for you to go . . . "

But they had very high standards.

We're talking about vaginas and giant super beings fisting said vaginas. So, unless you're measuring vaginal elasticity by how fast it can snatch (hah) a chopstick out of your hand, I'm pretty lost as to the relation of the two....

No - you got it . . . .
I was responding to the OP; not just the few above mine.

Like I said - very high standards.
Of course, that was a long time ago. Now I think they've substituted the "open a beer bottle" test.

Since when does her appreciation come into play?!
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It doesn't work that way.

Nothing really to add...except more tree porn:

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u...cking-tree.jpg

Ok, it was a fun read until that pic from plan9......well, actually LFAO!!!!!!

I apologize for ruining your vaginal tightness measurement debate experience.

Lies. Don't listen to LS. Whoever can put the most fingers in wins. Call scoreboard if you need to. DON'T LET THEM WIN!

Or, you know, you could stop caring about whatever the hell "loose" would be defined as and whether that would be bad in some way and just worry about what feels good to you and her.