Hilarious :thumbsup:

Hey, leave the "alternative love canal" out of this thread.

It totally deserves its own.

If you can do this, she's too loose.

http://forums.macleans.ca/uploads/95...56.upload1.jpg

If you're fucking her, fall in, and look up to see this:

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a13...tSkyHeaven.jpg

If you scream into it and get an echo.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6Sur8L4ZTW...ave%252027.jpg

Yeah, if it's like the pussy they talk about in Predator.

Approximately 2.347492, if you take into account the average penis size, finger size, lower lip size, moisture levels, and so on.

...why do you ask?

Id agree. about 4.

Lower lip size? Are we talking about horizontal pussy?

As long as you're getting laid, you're happy, she's happy, you're getting off and so is she, WHY THE FUCK do you care how many fingers you can fit inside of her???

It would really have to depend on the finger size as well. Some of us have stubby little dick-skinners. To truly determine how many is too much, we would have to determine the "average" finger size. I'm sure your finger size is fine.

p.s. this thread is destined for greatness.

Everybody knows horizontal pussy is no wider than vertical pussy. It's an optical illusion. That's why you always want to wear vertical pussy: it's slimming so your prospective mates will think less fingers fit in you. If you wear horizontal pussy, you will come off looking like that Dugger woman's cootch.:thumbsup:

Teehehe. If clowns start popping out of it, it's probably too loose.

Then I guess this is the proper time to say "thbthbthbthbthbthbthbthbthbthbthb"

Good Lord. Like Plan9 said, the vagina can stretch amazingly. Some of them have even stretched to the size of a baby, go figure. If someone thinks the answer is 2 fingers, I'd hate to see their idea of a good-sized cock.

Well, according to the media these days... it's the size of a tube of cookie dough.

I miss college...

This sounds like a job for Mike Rowe--

http://www.principalspage.com/theblo.../mike-rowe.jpg

The camera man has to climb in first though

The camera man is still trying to figure out what the "bone" is in that other vagina.

I could look into it. I happen to be a vajologizzt.

Ain't no "destined" about it. It's already waaaay beyond that point. I haven't laughed this hard in weeks. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/10...sp_rofl0ne.gif

Hall of Fame...here we come.

Baraka_Guru is...

http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/a...n/MacVajer.jpg

MacVajer!

Can save the day with only a pair of clamps and a tampon.

Better still.. cotton, a string, and 2 fingers.

Wouldn't McGuyvag have scanned better? :D

His specialty is vagining not scanning.

2 fingers? Only 2?

Wait, how many fingers does MacVajer need to save the world????

..... and we are back at the beginning.

MacVajer doesn't even need fingers to save the world. He has a sturdy tongue (didn't you see episode 48?).

Wouldn't MacVajer be lost if he doesn't use his fingers to measure how loose somebody is?

no i think LS has a point here...

it may be well be that the horizontal pusy exists.. we may have found the holy grail

MacVajer doesn't need to measure. He is an expert with the estimate. He can eyeball it like nobody's business...

That picture sucks on two levels.

One, ever picked splinters out of your Sam Jackson? Me neither. Not sure I want to. Ever.

Two, a girl with a wooden vagina would not be fun in bed. She'd just lie there like a log. Badum psh.

That's simple. Do you know any women who wouldn't let Rowe go to work on their nether regions?

He's very popular in those parts.

*rimshot*

The humour round here is getting very slack these days...

Besides....she'd always have a knot in her panties..... oh!

Slack, hell, it's downright flaccid

Hi-oh!

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/2...efa38ec3d8.jpg
That had to pop up sooner or later.

As aforementioned, the vag is incredibly elastic. The only way I can see it being "loose" is if it's been torn from childbirth or if she's, like, nine foot tall or something. And as long as she does her exercises she'll be tight.

But I'm hardly an expert on the subject.

hmmm now that's a damn fine looking woody


didn't think i'd ever say THAT in my life

7, unless its a rhetorical question, in which case 8.