I was once by my girl :) I was embarrassed

BTW I had never heard girls caught or close by Dads. Why so?

Update: Yeah, turns out I still don't believe Dlish.

It's just not physically possible in my reality. You could cut off my hands and I'd still figure out how to work the old slide action.

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It's utterly preposterous. It's like saying: M/25/USA - "I've never looked at porn."

Hear that? That scratching noise? Yeah, that's the polygraph needle Kirkin' out.

I've never been caught. But, when I was 16, there were these hot older guys across the street. I used to keep the blinds open and masturbated when I knew they were home.

well, if you should know,since you called me an extremist and all, i should let you know that ive been trained to overcome the polygraph test.

did you know that as a teenager i had the ability to make myself climax just by summing and chanelling all my energy into it - naturally without touching a single organ :D

:splat:


I'll be back in 24 hours. Someone stand by with Gatorade and an ice wrap for my right arm.....

Clearly my family's a little quirky. There are 6 of us 3 M and 3 F and ive been caught by all of them multiple times (and got most of them at least once). Clearly my parents have passed down some sick sex drive.

My most memorable would have to be when i was 15 and was having an early morning tug before early morning rowing training. Usually i would wake up and have brekky then get mum up to take me, but unbeknown to me dad decided he was going to have some father some time with me this morning. As i was hammertiming completely naked to my freshly downloaded "One night in Paris" with some decent volume, knowing that the rest of the house was fast asleep, dad jumps in. He immediately walks into the bathroom and pretends to look at something??? I always find it funny how they try to pretend to never know what you were doing.

Ps. i only decided to post because i saw that you need to be active to get into the porn section