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Old 11-02-2009, 02:16 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Viagra..

Does anybody know where i can get hold of Viagra in the uk? But i do not have disfunction or anything like that, tryed herbal alternative and it did nothing...

I am an 18 year old male! Just want to give my girlfriend a good time!
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Old 11-02-2009, 03:04 AM   #2 (permalink)
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You don't need viagra for that. And you don't want to be taking prescription drugs that you don't need, just for their recreational aspects. Especially ones whose effects you should be able to easily duplicate at your age.
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Old 11-02-2009, 04:23 AM   #3 (permalink)
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When you end up in the ER with a 24 hour erection (which is both more painful and a whole lot less fun then it sounds), don't say we didn't warn you!
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Old 11-02-2009, 04:48 AM   #4 (permalink)
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What herbal alternative did you try? Many herbal therapies require weeks before they take effect, and some promoted and sold as miraculous are actually quite ineffective.

I'm sure many people looking for "an edge" sexually merely need to quit drinking and smoking and start exercising.
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Old 11-02-2009, 05:19 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Does anybody know where i can get hold of Viagra in the uk? But i do not have disfunction or anything like that, tryed herbal alternative and it did nothing...

I am an 18 year old male! Just want to give my girlfriend a good time!
Try tongue exercises or buy the Karma Sutra or The Joy of Sex. They're much more likely to help.

[stands back and waits for the spammers to hit...]
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Old 11-02-2009, 05:21 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I am an 18 year old male! Just want to give my girlfriend a good time!
Perhaps this has less to do with Viagra and more to do with Ritalin.

If there was one thing I could do at 18... it was remain hard.
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Old 11-02-2009, 06:41 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Why dont you just go celibate for a week? (Can't believe I just said that) avoid sodas and foods with preservatives during that week ... its not that hard and will greatly replicate the effects of Viagra for a much longer period than just one fuck session.
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Old 11-02-2009, 09:02 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Try the thread Male Enhancement Reviews - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community for other enhancers. Or, you know, just fuck. Or add a dildo to the fun, take turns between you and it. Does she really want to be railed for an hour?
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Old 11-02-2009, 09:16 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Does she really want to be railed for an hour?
Bingo. Every woman I've been with has said at one time or another that they don't really want a listless Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 with a perma-dong banging at them for an hour. If you can't have fun with 30 minutes of naked time, you're doing something wrong.
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Old 11-02-2009, 10:25 AM   #10 (permalink)
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When the ads warn of an erection lasting more than 4 hours, here is what they are talking about:

During an erection, blood flows into the pelvic area and the veins leading away constrict, trapping the blood there to maintain arousal. As the blood stays in the pelvic area, it is slowly depleted of oxygen. Blood needs to cycle back up to the heart and lungs to get resupplied. It can only do that when things cool down. So what happens when blood runs out of oxygen? Necrosis. Your tissue literally dies. If this gets too severe, your penis will literally die and it will have to be amputated before it can affect other parts of your body.

Good luck with the Viagra.
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Old 11-02-2009, 10:42 AM   #11 (permalink)
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i tried viagra a few years back. not because i needed it, but for the same reason you're asking for.

and guess what? it did absolutely nothing for me.

the expectations of viagara is way overdone, and theres much better ways of enjoying your partner than just reaming your partner thinking you were the god of all creation for those two seconds
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Old 10-07-2010, 04:58 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Take a vacation down in Mexico. But, you won't be 100% sure that you were sold the real Viagra.
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Old 10-07-2010, 05:04 AM   #13 (permalink)
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So... uh... yeah, if I put a cock ring on first and then take some Viagra will my dick shoot off like one of those pump-up water rockets I had as a kid?
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Old 10-07-2010, 05:50 AM   #14 (permalink)
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So... uh... yeah, if I put a cock ring on first and then take some Viagra will my dick shoot off like one of those pump-up water rockets I had as a kid?
Make sure you video that. That would be awesome.

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Old 10-11-2010, 01:46 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I'm sure that you can find it on Craigslist in the UK.

You can find damn near everything there, at least here in the states.
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Old 10-11-2010, 02:19 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Isn't viagra a prescription drug? And wouldn't that make any discussion on how to obtain it discussion of acquiring drugs illegally?

Maybe I just need to lighten up.

Anyhoo, the idea that viagra is going to enhance your sexy time is a complete myth. It's a vasoconstrictor. It will help you achieve and maintain erection if you have trouble doing so on your own, and that's pretty much as far as it goes. It will not make you last longer or improve the quality of your sex. There are better ways to achieve those things that don't involve drugs.

USA Today article which addresses the fact that viagra will have little to no effect on a young, healthy adult male:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/...agra-abuse.htm

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It's like pouring more water into a glass already full of water
This is a very apt description. In fact, if you replace water with blood and glass with penis it's pretty much spot on as to what's actually happening.

When I want to show my girlfriend a good time, I go down on her. It works well and doesn't require waiting half an hour for a pill to kick in. Next time you're getting your bedroom antics on, make the first twenty minutes or half hour all about her. Keep your pants on. Strip her down and do whatever she wants you to do. Incorporate a vibrator for added fun. If you do it right I guarantee she won't even care if you're a thirty second wonder.
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Old 10-11-2010, 03:30 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I guess it depends on what he wants to 'improve'. If he wants to last longer for her, then Viagra might work, it might be painful after you orgasm though. If he wants to get more pleasure before his orgasm, SSRIs will double your lasting time (although in the US it is an off-label use).
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Old 10-11-2010, 06:48 PM   #18 (permalink)
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When the ads warn of an erection lasting more than 4 hours, here is what they are talking about:

During an erection, blood flows into the pelvic area and the veins leading away constrict, trapping the blood there to maintain arousal. As the blood stays in the pelvic area, it is slowly depleted of oxygen. Blood needs to cycle back up to the heart and lungs to get resupplied. It can only do that when things cool down. So what happens when blood runs out of oxygen? Necrosis. Your tissue literally dies. If this gets too severe, your penis will literally die and it will have to be amputated before it can affect other parts of your body.

Good luck with the Viagra.
You know, your like the sex ed teacher who shows young kids HORRIBLE images of VD's but then the kids get over it after a week or so and go on with the experimentation.
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Old 10-15-2010, 05:24 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I guess it depends on what he wants to 'improve'. If he wants to last longer for her, then Viagra might work, it might be painful after you orgasm though. If he wants to get more pleasure before his orgasm, SSRIs will double your lasting time (although in the US it is an off-label use).
Fun fact: booze does the same thing without a prescription.
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Old 10-15-2010, 05:54 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Fun fact: booze does the same thing without a prescription.
Only in moderation. And who can measure that when delicious alcohol is involved?

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Maybe the OP should just take some of the nitric oxide supplement (Gespari's Superpump) I use prior to a workout.

Rumor has it the same chemical is what inflates your wang. Stuff'll keep more than just your dick up for 24 hours.
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Old 10-15-2010, 07:09 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Only in moderation. And who can measure that when delicious alcohol is involved?

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Maybe the OP should just take some of the nitric oxide supplement (Gespari's Superpump) I use prior to a workout.

Rumor has it the same chemical is what inflates your wang. Stuff'll keep more than just your dick up for 24 hours.
Not to derail the thread, but so you walk around the gym with a hard on? Isn't that a bit awkward, especially you when are spotting someone or in the locker room?
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Old 10-15-2010, 09:29 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Nah, it makes it easier to do weighted dips. I just put the plate on my wang and go. No belt, no chain.

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Dippin, the point was that once aroused it was easier to keep going. I don't get aroused at the gym; I'm a complete zombie.
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