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Old 10-23-2009, 09:33 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Help me decipher my herpes test results

I picked this up from he lab this morning. (and retyped it). It looks like the first test they did came back positive, but has cases where it will be positive because of other things (says it cross reacts). Maybe it's a cheap but broad test they do first to see if they need to do the more expensive more accurate test? The more specific tests both seem clean. Should I get retested to confirm, or do I need to even worry about it at all? The possible exposure was about 3 months ago.

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Test Name                             In Range          Out of Range           Reference Range

HERPES SIMPLEX IGM W/RFX TITER
   HSV IGM AP SCREEN                                    DETECTED               NOT DETECTED
   HSV IGM AB TITER                                     20 H                   <10 titer
             This test does not distinguish between HSV 1 and HSV 2. A positive HSC
             IgM may indicate primary or reactivated infection. IgM antibody can
             persist 12+ months after primary infection. Cross reactions occur with
             varicella zoster, CMV and EBV. Herpes Simplex Virus 1 and 2 IgG type
             specific antibody (HerpeSelect), helps confirm and differentiate prior
             infection with HSV 1 or HSV 2.

HSV 1 IgG, HerpeSelect(TM)
   HSV 1 IgG                          0.12                                     index
                                 
                                 INDEX        INTERPRETATION
                                 ----------   --------------
                                < 0.90        NEGATIVE
                                0.90 - 1.10   EQUIVOCAL
                                > 1.10        POSITIVE
                                
                                THIS ASSAY IS TYPE SPECIFIC AND WILL DIFFERENTIATE
                                BETWEEN HSV-1 AND HSV-@ INFECTIONS. A SINGLE POSITIVE
                                RESULT ONLY INDICATES PREVIOUS IMMUNOLOGIC EXPOSURE
                                AND THE LEVEL OF ANTIBODY RESPONSE MAY NOT BE USED
                                TO DETERMINE ACTIVE INFECTION OR DISEASE STAGE. THE
                                TEST SHOULD BE REPEATED IN 4-6 WEEKS WHEN NEGATIVE OR
                                EQUIVOCAL RESULTS ARE OBTAINED IN SUSPECTED EARLY
                                HERPES SIMPLEX DISEASE.
                                
                                THE PERFORMANCE OF THIS ASSAY HAS NOT BEEN ESTABLISHED
                                FOR PEDIATRIC POPULATIONS, FOR NEONATAL SCREENING, OR
                                FOR THE TESTING OF IMMUNOCOMPROMIZED PATIENTS.

HSV 2 IgG, HerpeSelect(TM)
   HSV 2 IgG                          0.15                                     index
                                 
                                 INDEX        INTERPRETATION
                                 ----------   --------------
                                < 0.90        NEGATIVE
                                0.90 - 1.10   EQUIVOCAL
                                > 1.10        POSITIVE
                                
                                THIS ASSAY IS TYPE SPECIFIC AND WILL DIFFERENTIATE
                                BETWEEN HSV-1 AND HSV-2 INFECTIONS. A SINGLE POSITIVE
                                RESULT ONLY INDICATES PREVIOUS IMMUNOLOGIC EXPOSURE
                                AND THE LEVEL OF ANTIBODY RESPONSE MAY NOT BE USED
                                TO DETERMINE ACTIVE INFECTION OR DISEASE STAGE. THE
                                TEST SHOULD BE REPEATED IN 4-6 WEEKS WHEN NEGATIVE OR
                                EQUIVOCAL RESULTS ARE OBTAINED IN SUSPECTED EARLY
                                HERPES SIMPLEX DISEASE.
                                
                                THE PERFORMANCE OF THIS ASSAY HAS NOT BEEN ESTABLISHED
                                FOR PEDIATRIC POPULATIONS, FOR NEONATAL SCREENING, OR
                                FOR THE TESTING OF IMMUNOCOMPROMIZED PATIENTS.
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Old 10-23-2009, 09:38 AM   #2 (permalink)
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why don't you just call the lab and ask them specifically?
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Old 10-23-2009, 09:41 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Both scores are below 0.90, so you're negative for both tests.
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Old 10-23-2009, 09:43 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Or you could ask who you got it from...
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Old 10-23-2009, 10:02 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I don't have a phone number for the lab, and I do have an appointment with my GP next week (they would not talk to me over the phone). I don't want to spend several days worrying.

The person I had exposure from tested positive for both HSV-1 and HSV-2 on a type-specific test.
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Old 10-23-2009, 10:04 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Both scores are below 0.90, so you're negative for both tests.

done.
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Old 10-23-2009, 12:11 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Initial screening tests should be designed to err on the side of "false positives", so at the moment, everything should be fine for you. I have no idea what the gestation period is for herpes, anyone know? Probably your doctor would.
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Old 10-23-2009, 12:49 PM   #8 (permalink)
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*cues up that Team America: World Police intro song*

Sorry, I can't help it.
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Old 10-23-2009, 01:55 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I don't have a phone number for the lab, and I do have an appointment with my GP next week (they would not talk to me over the phone). I don't want to spend several days worrying.
Yes, because advice from people on the Internet is always accurate, so that should take all worry away.
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Old 10-23-2009, 02:03 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Yes, because advice from people on the Internet is always accurate, so that should take all worry away.
What are you talking about? We're experts on the human body... especially anatomy.
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Old 10-23-2009, 02:16 PM   #11 (permalink)
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So you got herp from a one night stand? Sweet. I think getting herpes might be the least of your problems in life.
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Old 10-23-2009, 03:06 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Good news,

You got two A's a B and a C!
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Old 10-23-2009, 03:19 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Oh holy shit, that's funny.

...

Ya know, whenever I go to get tested (~6 months) at the Free Clinic: Yes, We Still Allow White People, they don't bother with the herp test while they're poking my balls and sucking my blood. They just look at HIV as far as the incurables go. They say the herp test is too expensive for what it is... "flaky and inconclusive" because it only states that you've been exposed but may not "have" it. The lack of faith in tests is kinda scary.
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Old 10-23-2009, 03:28 PM   #14 (permalink)
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This brings to mind that wonderful quote from Super Troopers:

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---------- Post added at 04:28 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:27 PM ----------

And no, doesn't look like you tested positive in either test. But I'm not a doctor, or a cryptologist, so ehhh
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Old 10-23-2009, 05:59 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I don't understand how that is unreadable at all. It gives the criteria and your number right on there.
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Old 10-23-2009, 07:03 PM   #16 (permalink)
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You should just probably cut your penis off so you don't spread it.
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Old 10-25-2009, 04:09 AM   #17 (permalink)
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You should just probably cut your penis off so you don't spread it.
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Old 10-25-2009, 12:40 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Negative on all counts.

Fuck away.

BTW, just so you know, condoms offer minimal protection against herpes since they cover maybe half of the pee pee.

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Old 10-25-2009, 05:41 PM   #19 (permalink)
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since they cover maybe half of the pee pee
I think you're doing it wrong.
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Old 10-25-2009, 09:30 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I think you're doing it wrong.
or his penis is 2 foot long...
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BTW, just so you know, condoms offer minimal protection against herpes since they cover maybe half of the pee pee.
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