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Cynthetiq

10-19-2009 07:46 PM

jewelry of your genitals: would you get one? NSFW

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Vulva Portrait Pendant- mature

http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_430xN.95159447.jpg
http://www.etsy.com/images/icon_zoom.gif
Description Celebrate your own beauty.

Each piece is an original, one of a kind hand sculpted image of its owner to remind her that regardless of what the world and the people in it may tell her: she is beautiful.

After purchasing you can e-mail 2-3 photos of your Yoni to: VulvaLoveLovely [!at] Gmail.com. Please include chain choice: Antique copper or gunmetal (shown in the final photo) in the 'message to seller' section at checkout.

The pendant on this necklace will measure about 1.6" x 1" and will be hung on a 17.5" chain. Each pendant will be coated in a protective satin glaze.

If you are not comfortable sending pictures you also have to option of sending me a description of your Yoni.

In your description please include:
*The shape of your inner and outer labia
*colors
*how much or how little your inner labia extend out from your outer labia
*how well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded or can you see it fairly easily?

*If no photo or description is sent you will receive one of our beautiful flesh-toned Vulva pendants*

I found this to be a little thing and thought, I don't think I want to have any of my genitalia reproduced anywhere. I'm fine with it just in my pants.

anyone else have any interest?

Plan9

10-19-2009 07:50 PM

No, but I recognize number 4!

...

My god, that's disgusting jewelry.

They're like evil neck cookies.

Where's the matching cock belt buckle?

Willravel

10-19-2009 07:58 PM

No neck is strong enough.

Punk.of.Ages

10-19-2009 08:05 PM

I totally thought this was going to be a thread about cock piercings...
_____

My dick would make an awesome belt buckle, I think.

wooÐs

10-19-2009 08:08 PM

Maybe on a Sterling Silver omega chain...

Plan9

10-19-2009 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Willravel (Post 2718885)

No neck is strong enough.

For your pussy? :eek: j/k

wooÐs

10-19-2009 10:35 PM

I found this thread so interesting, that I sent the info to my irl friends.
Who knew you could be completely done with Christmas shopping in October?

5stars.

Craven Morehead

10-20-2009 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9 (Post 2718883)

No, but I recognize number 4!

:lol: right out loud!!!! :thumbsup:

Baraka_Guru

10-20-2009 06:04 AM

Great, another reason to stare at women's chests....

* * * * *

This reeks of Girl Power fail, almost to the amplitude of Beyoncé's work. But only because it's so clumsily overt.

* * * * *

Why do I want to name them the Amulets of Vag?

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I think these might work if they were edible. Maybe make them bubble gum or white chocolate.

Glory's Sun

10-20-2009 06:18 AM

if you need one of these to remind yourself that you're beautiful.. you have some deep rooted problems that a vulva chain isn't going to cure.

Plan9

10-20-2009 06:27 AM

I can't wait to see a gangstra rap video star with one of these on a platinum chain.

"Bling bling with the vag vag, mother fucka!"

wooÐs

10-20-2009 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru (Post 2719008)

Maybe make them bubble gum or white chocolate.

Pft.
Racist.

:o

Baraka_Guru

10-20-2009 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9 (Post 2719015)

I can't wait to see a gangstra rap video star with one of these on a platinum chain.

"Bling bling with the vag vag, mother fucka!"

"I got a fist fulla fiddies, an' punani's on da chain!"

Quote:

Originally Posted by wooÐs (Post 2719027)

Pft.
Racist.

:o

Personally, I like my chocolate like I like my women: dark and full of nuts. :p

Glory's Sun

10-20-2009 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru (Post 2719033)

"I got a fist fulla fiddies, an' punani's on da chain!"

please. don't do that again.

Plan9

10-20-2009 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guccilvr (Post 2719034)

please. don't do that again.

No, I insist. He could be the next Ali G. His education + sweet flow = $$$.

And he could buy you all the "neckcunt" your little heart desires.

...

"Throatslot."

"Gashgorget."

Damn, I'm on a roll!

Baraka_Guru

10-20-2009 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9 (Post 2719040)

And he could buy you all the "neckcunt" your little heart desires.

...

"Throatslot."

"Gashgorget."

Damn, I'm on a roll!

I was going to go for "neckpie."

Plan9

10-20-2009 07:26 AM

"Gorget" is like a twenty dollar word, though. I'm especially proud of that epithet.

I can't believe my rudimentary knowledge of medieval armor came into play here.

wooÐs

10-20-2009 07:27 AM

There's a joke here somewhere about a pearl necklace...

seamaiden

10-20-2009 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Willravel (Post 2718885)

No neck is strong enough.

Hehehe...little full of yourself there aren't you, or I guess maybe it's your partners who are full of you.:)

Oh...and no, I wouldn't want one.

Plan9

10-20-2009 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wooÐs (Post 2719052)

There's a joke here somewhere about a pearl necklace...

Yeah, but those are free at the cost of a little handling of the delivery mechanism.

Strange Famous

10-21-2009 10:07 AM

Thats one of the strangest things Ive ever seen.

Shunyata34

10-21-2009 02:12 PM

I thought this thread was going to be totally different. I was going to say no cock piercing, but have thought about the nipple.

Those things do nothing to flatter a person!! Wow the look kinda knarly!

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