My GF Did a weeeeard thing!!!!!!
 

Hi every one....i wanna talk about something ive been waning to talk bout it from 2 months (n thats how long i know my gr)...ive had gf b4 but they didnt do wat she did ( or at least thats wat i think) u know..wat she did didnt creep me out but it made ask my self should i be worried or wat?????? since the 1st time we sleept with each other she likes sniffing me down there (my D and my A)...it felt weird but it was ok with me coz i know how clean aa am and as long as it makes her satisfied....but she has a friend who wanned me wen we met in da club...but as a man who went 2 declub looking for hot girls i choosed her friend ( wich is ma girlfriend) ok? ..... so 1 day i discoverd that ma girlfriend invites her friend to look at our sex pics (me n ma girl) and sniff our both underwears......??!!!??!! weird man no its FUCKING creepy coz im a horny man who loves banging all the time but that!?!?!?!?hellll nooo!! i wouldnt invite 1 of ma friends n tel him : hey lets watch my girl naked pics n sniff her underwears oooo and u know wat?? lets sniff ma underwears tooo.....shit man shit......?!?!?! but the problem is not in dat thing...its about she have alot of naked pics of us n some of them r REALLY embarrasing man....in costumes..weird stuff...4me n her man....n im worried that shes gna publish them...or make an under wear sniffing party (LoOoOoL that was a joke) seriousily man a dont know??? should i brake up with her or try to get the pics from her then brake up or should i just talk 2 her about it or wat man??? coz i talked to that woman n she got so angry n told that u r spying on me altho i didnt!!! it was an accident...any ways...even if nobody have and answer its ok sooner or later il find 1 and get it over with...most important is i talked about it....its nice to have people who LISTENS!! thank u alll....bye

With your excellent command of written English, have you considered writing your girlfriend a letter to express your concerns?

:oogle:

I foresee this not being a good thread...



So, I'm kind of lost on what you're asking? Are you asking if you should break up with her? All the words started jumbling together...

If you're not comfortable in her doing what she does to turn herself on, then tell her. If she doesn't want to stop, then you have every right to break up with her. If you're worried about her having naughty pictures and then handing them out, then I'm not sure why you trusted her enough to take them?

Welcome to TFP BLacKSuGGa. A tip for the future: you'll get better responses if you use complete sentences, punctuation, paragraph breaks, etc. As it stands, I'm having difficulty following your post.

From what I can tell, RangerJoe's advice seems appropriate.

Ali G strikes again.

Nice try though.

If you really are real, are you by any chance in prison?

WTF did that mess say?

English isnt everyone's first language - it isnt exactly welcoming making fun of how someone writes when they have made an effort to communicate in your language

In answer to the guys question - your gf's behaviour does sound unusual, but only you can decide if it s too unusual to be worth working through things or speaking to her about it.

I believe what Mr. BLacKSuGGa is suggesting is that his esteemed but newly acquired female significant other derives pleasure of a sexual nature from olfaction to a degree that he does not share. His concerns are compounded by a substantiated fear that she will publish initmate images of their coupling without his prior consent.

i'm afraid ive got some bad news....

1) you can never be President of the US of A

2) brake with her bro


that is all

Holy shit... that made my head hurt.

You sound inhibited. If my woman came in and wanted to sniff me, I'd all over that like white on rice and reciprocate. If she had a hot friend that also wanted to get in on this, why the hell not? Trading underwear will eventually lead to trading fluids, and that is nearly always awesome.

I had a buddy that kept a stash of underwear of the girls he'd get with, which of course he'd sniff and enjoy at any given time of the day. Little weird? Maybe, but if it's at home, maybe not. He offered me some jerk material but I just laughed it off. Then he threw his cleanup towel at me and I kicked his ass :lol:

On a side note, if you'll try a little harder to keep the sentences coherent next time, it will help A LOT with understanding what you're trying to convey.

Let's assume for the sake of argument that you're correct, and that English isn't BLacKSuGGa's first language.

Poor spelling, malapropisms and other language related issues (particularly those related to syntax or sentence construction) are more than excusable, particularly when dealing with English as a second language. The simple truth of it is the only reason English makes sense to most of us is because we were raised with it -- it is monstrously convoluted.

We have here a member who joined recently, and who does a good job of communicating in English despite it being a secondary language. This is a good example of how to communicate in a language that you're not strong in -- seek clarification, try to be as direct as possible and do your best to make sure your communication reflects your actual meaning as much as possible.

The above mess, on the other hand, if rife with slang and holds almost no punctuation (as well as not a single paragraph break). I refuse to try to wade through that crap because someone couldn't take the time to at least try and make their communication clear and easy to read.

And with that aside, I'm not convinced that this is a case of someone who doesn't speak English clearly. Rather, I suspect it's an indictment of the education system of whichever nation BLacKSuGGa happens to hail from.

Call me what you will. This thread is a waste of time.

RUN that chick sounds crazy and dont forget to get all your pics back

you could have done it just with the last line

Hi everyone,

I want to talk about something, which I have been wanting to talk about for two months (which is how long I have known my girlfriend).

I've had a girlfriend before, but they behaved differently (or so it seemed to me). You know, what she did wasn't upsetting, but it caused me to wonder whether I should worry. Ever since the first time we made love, she has shown a fondness for sniffing my penis and ass. I find this strange; but I'm OK with it, because I know how clean I am, and it satisfies her.

She has a friend who made a pass at me when we met in a club. I was there looking for pretty women, but I chose her friend (i.e. my girlfriend). One day, I found that my girlfriend invited her friend to look at our sex pictures (with me and my girl in), and allowed her to sniff both of our underwear.

I find this very alarming, because although I am a horny guy who enjoys a lot of sex, I certainly wouldn't share that with my friends. I wouldn't invite a friend over and say "lets look at pictures of my girlfriend naked, and sniff her underwear... you know what? Let's sniff my underwear too". That is too much.

But that's not the real problem. The real problem is that she has lots of naked pictures of us, and some of them are embarrassing; both of us in costumes and other strange things, and I'm worried that she'll publish them, or even have an underwear sniffing party (a joke), but seriously, I don't know what to do.

Should I break up with her, or try to get the pictures from her THEN break up, or should I just talk to her about it, or what?

I spoke with her friend, and she became really angry and said that I was spying on her, even though I wasn't (it was an accident).

Anyway, even if nobody has an answer, that's ok, because sooner or later I'll get around to talking about it with her, but most importantly it's good to have the chance to to talk with nice people who listen.

Thank you.

Most women love smells. It is a huge part of their attraction to someone. Some women are more smell-oriented than others. Either have fun with it or run screaming. It is up to you and how much you want to put up with.

Was she raised by wolves?...because that would explain it.

Daniel_, Your just being mean right about now, right?

I was actually trying to understand the question, and my compulsive nature made me re-write it.

I thought that others might genuinely discuss it well if they pain of reading the original was removed, because once I'd translated it into English, I found it an interesting case.

thanks everybody and i will try to make my writing better..by the way im from jamaica .. but living in chicago...thanks again....

She left you because you type like that.

I just witnessed the greatness of CSI: Daniel_

...

And just think... it could have been this:

That's hilarious, and the Ali G comment, classic.

In the end though mate, we are animal's.. Animal's smell each other, i wouldn't worry about it, you are either ok with it, or your not.. Just talk to her matey.

Okay, this thread has really detracted from the fact that this guy has a really strange, and justifiably so, problem relating to his girlfriend. Apparently this girl likes to sniff around his genitals and anus (not so big a problem, according to him). But this one seems to really set him off, they've taken sex pictures and the girl has shared them with her friend, and here's the kicker, she also has let her friend smell both of their sets of underwear.

Sounds pretty strange but I can probably hear some good explanations coming out of this.

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Here's a translation of blacksugga's original message:

Hi everyone, I wanna talk about something... ive been wanting to talk bout it for 2 months, and thats how long I've known my girl. I've had a g/f before but they didn't do wat she did (at least I don't think so) you know?
What she did didnt creep me out but it made ask myself "should i be worried or what?" ...She sniffs me down there (my D and my A). It felt weird but it was okay with me 'cause i know how clean I am and... as long as it makes her satisfied...
She has a friend who wanted me, when we met in da club...but I went to the club looking for hot girls i chose her friend now my girlfriend. So I also discovered that my girlfriend has invited this friend to look at our sex pics AND sniff both of our underwear. I mean what the hell? ... Weird, man. No, its FUCKING creepy. Now I'm a horny man who loves banging all the time, but that!?!?!?!? hellll nooo!! I wouldnt invite one of my friends n ask him "hey lets watch my girl naked pics n sniff her underwears OOooh and you know what?? lets sniff ma underwears tooo". shit, man, shit......?!?!?! But the problem isn't just that...its about she have alot of naked pics of us, and some of them are REALLY embarrasing, man... In costumes -weird stuff- 4me and her man....and I'm worried that shes gonna publish them... or have an underwear-sniffing party (LoOoOoL, that was a joke) seriousily man I dont know.
Should i break up with her, or try to get the pics from her then brake up? Or should i just talk 2 her about it or what man??? 'Cause i talked to that woman (the friend) and she got so angry and said I was spying on her though I didnt!!! It was an accident!...
Anyways, even if nobody has an answer it's okay, sooner or later I'll find one and get it over with. What's most important is that I talked about it here. It's nice to have people who LISTEN!! thank u alll....bye

ok I am into smells but to me this is going too far. She's letting her friend smell your underwear, and hers? What what? And she makes a point of smelling you down there, that also seems very odd. Maybe you should have been more careful who you let take naked pictures of you and for what purpose.

I would break up I think. Learn the lesson for any future encounters.

Something smells funny here.

Translation:
Hello, everyone. I'm a little concerned about some recent behavior of my current girlfriend. When we're intimate, she likes very much to smell my penis and asshole. I'm glad she's into it, but it makes me uncomfortable. Moreover, before we were together, a friend of hers was showing interest in me... fast forward to after I started dating my girlfriend more recently, and apparently my girlfriend has shared intimate pictures of us together with her. She's even joined my girlfriend in smelling my boxers. Needless to say, I'm so flustered that I've completely forgotten how to write in English.

I'm sure this all seems very bizarre to you, in fact I'm sure most of you think I'm here simply to get jollies off a fantasy that I don't really have the fortitude to be honest with when talking with friends in real life, but assuming I'm telling the truth, do you have any recommendations? Should I talk to her about this or just let it go?

Step 1: obtain and destroy all copies of all pictures
Step 2: kick her to the curb. If she is short, accuse her of being an underpants gnome.
Step 3: remember that when asking for advice, it's a lot easier to avoid smartass answers if people understand the question.
Step 4: ?
Step 5: profit.

No worries! Have you decided what your going to do?

Okay, I've got one: Why would a guy ever let his s/o take naked pictures of him?

That totally goes against the Clearly Established Rules of Pornography (c. 1950).

1. Only men look at porn. Women dislike porn and should never talk of/view/think of it.

2. Porn should only contain either nude women or men/women engaging in carnal sheathing.

I'm so afraid to search for images on Google that I'm nearly giddy.

Holy shit that was the funniest thing I have ever read. Thank you so much for making my day.

Shush. Don't encourage him.

Anything sound fishy to ya?

I see the dickhead squad is out in fullforce in this thread!

OP, yeah it's weird. Really weird. Like I wouldn't be able to get past it. I guess you should sit down and have a serious conversation and basically say: this is weird as shit and it freaks me out. Please stop.

Unfortunately, the only way to ensure that naked pictures of you stay personal is for each of you to have pictures of the other and be equally afraid that the other will release them. Sort of a mutually assured destruction agreement to protect your homegrown porn.

And what does it say about me that I shrugged off the part where his girlfriend let her friend sniff his underpants and my first reaction was "what kind of costumes were they wearing?"
Hey, I wasn't here yet.

Dickhead squad?

I resemble that remark!

Two words: Rice Pudding.

this made my head hurt too. Man! Calgon take me away.

Personally, I think you should try to parlay this into a threesome.