Crack

When a girl stick a finger in her own ass while masturbating. Let the kink out.

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

Tusko

black stockings
boots
glasses

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also, panties are always preferred to panties. i don't know why, they just have a sexual power. love lifting up the skirt, sliding down the panties, or rubbing a girl's soaked panties over her clit.

maybe it's just me but i'm not really into thongs.


was at a party with a girl and she brought me over to a computer to select some songs to play, she was in a nice dress. she bent over so smoothly, and was like "look at this song.." and just jammed her ass into my crotch i got so hard so fast..

reading this gave me a boner



this thread makes me love girls so much and the simple power they have over us witless men.

just stick your fingers inside yourself at a public place and i'll buy you a porsche.

Plan9

I'll be right over.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Vigilante

Hahahahahahh!!

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3GPositive

When you are at an early stage of the relationship, and you haven't really touched but you are full of anticipation about what might happen... Then her bare knees touch yours under the table and neither of you move away.

Willravel

and



and



But mostly smart women.

kramus

Driving my Lady to work this morning. I'm droning on about nothing much at all, she is quietly looking out the car window at the passing traffic. She asks me if I planned to do some grocery shopping because she saw me put carry bags into the car before we left. I natter on about buying the kids school snacks, odds and ends, blah blah blah.

Oh, if you think of it would you pick up some detangle shampoo for the daughter?

I fumble out my shopping list and find a pen in the glove box but the light changes and I drop them into the tray between us. She picks them up and writes an addition to the list for me. Thankyou, dear.

Later on, as I wheel the cart into the grocery store I look down the list in order to refresh my memory. I see the additions written by my quiet, thoughtful woman as I was driving her to work. My eye falls on the very last item on the list.

"BING"

I have thought of this on and off all day. Still getting a rise out of it.

She doesn't actually need a new collar, (as you can see, the one we have looks just fine) but now I have another option when thinking about gifts to go under the tree

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cleondann

i think skirt wid no panties will dne d wr>|. for u. But show it to him accidently...

Redlemon

Kramus, that is absolutely awesome. Hats off to your lady.

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Giant Hamburger

2,000 volts of electricity can cause an instant erection.
This usually only works once.

cleondann

i think u get this message during ur first post

Shaindra

@ Kramus...that gave me an instant tingle too. Thanks for sharing!

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cleondann

Hey, is there any active area around?

Frankie Zee

This did just fine.

route69

watching her sitting in the tub shaving her area and giving that...you want this?...look...or when she's relaxin she puts her hand down her panties, puts her head back and moans...I can hardly wait to get my pants off...

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if its not broke leave it alone

lionrock

waking up?

horsehead

a woman with red lipstick and a cigarette gets me hard immediately

Shadowex3

Things that still work even after no longer being a teenager:

Fishnet stockings on toned legs
Actually lets make that stockings on toned legs
Calves, especially toned/muscular ones, from a knee length or longer skirt
A girl doing anything that shows muscle, especially while wearing a wifebeater/tanktop
Long haired brunettes (bonus: paler ones) wearing long sleeves and lipstick
Dark skinned girls in tanktops or wifebeaters, especially if they're athletic

I think Levite might recognize where I'm coming from with all this...

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raging moderate

pretty much anything , at any time. works better when there's some nudity, but it's not a requirement. make any slight hint towards the fact that you are planning on doing something sexual with me at some point and I'm ready to roll. or if you don't say anything about it but I think you might. Or sometimes when I'm bored. and blowjobs.

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curiousbear

Kramus, that is amazing - you lucky ...

jerryg70

Dirty talk from a woman. Saying what and how she wants it.

Also love womens feet. Big turn on if they look nice.

cj2112

Mine is really dependent on the person. The woman I have a crush on right now can get me going with the way she smiles and blushes. I find it incredibly sexy, irresistibly so. I've also always had thing for pretty eyes and a nice smile, she has these in spades.

FuglyStick

I had a friend one time whose voice was like warm honey when she got close and talked into my ear.

It was...unsettling.

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curiousbear

Just talking to a girl phone or online - knowing she is a naughty one!

I_bleed_love

So the sensus is men love stockings and fishnets? Lol my man is the same way. I'm always looking for different ways to get my man insta-hard as well because it's always good to keep things interesting even if we can't get down to dirty buisness right off lol

Daniel_

Stockings, short skirts, no panties.

Touch yourself for him.

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Baraka_Guru

Chain mail, scale mail, ring mail

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Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
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FuglyStick

Fuck. Yes.

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high_jinx

shirts cut a centimeter under her nipples for that under-titty effect.

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Plan9

Hell, I'd get turned on by a woman wearing functional body armor.

Although the Paraclete would make it tough to chew on her nipples.

...

And why the heck did the mods let "Al Roker" remain in this thread?

*shiver*

His face is like Tubgirl.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Wes Mantooth

Women? They seem to do the trick just fine...nudity helps too but surprisingly isn't always necessary.

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Plan9

Okay, Wes. Fine.

Be more picky.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

freeload

I was sitting next to a girl at a party - flirting and chatting a little. (She's part of a couple we know well - and hot). She tells me it would be fun to travel some where, switch partners and pretend to be married for a day - then she adds in a lower voice "100%"

It was a good thing I was sitting down.....

The rest of the evening/night we where flirting and touching - without crossing any lines...but damn...talk about sexual tension!

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Wes Mantooth

Hey man you try living in rural America and trying to pick up tail at the local bait and tackle store/bar. The old farmers widow pounding wild turkey in a dim corner may look like Jim Neighbors but she sure knows a thing or two about sexing you up in the back of her trailer. Just sayin'

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Brad1989

Watching a woman touch herself. That and have it all shaved

$eabas$

when my girl sits on top of me while im laying down and talks dirty