Lucifer

like you need to go there.....effin' freak of nature

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ShaniFaye

Size does matter to me lol I'm "small inside" and anything over 8 really starts to be painful, so I dont like them huge (for fucking, for blowing it doesnt matter)

Dave is 7 3/4 long....I measured around once but I cant remember what it was

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braisler

No Halx, you must not go to Japan! It will be like The Return of Godzilla for them.

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Oh, and for the purposes of this thread, I'm 7.5"

Enough that the wife has to push me back sometimes to keep from hitting her uterus. But most of the time, it is just enjoyed.

But hey, big isn't everything. I've never had any woman be able to take me completely deep into her mouth either. And that's something that I long for.

aphrodisiac

cocks that need large sized condoms are often too big; they can be painfull for woman
(and condom size works on girth, not length)

Anormalguy

Yes, I was jesting, and please don't call me Shirley.


I'm about 5 inches, maybe a bit more when I have 'a hard-on that a cat couldn't scratch.'

I have no idea what the average penis size is, but what I've read matches what little_tippler posted.

The biggest I've ever seen in person was at least 8 inches semi-erect (I don't make a habit of checking out guys genitalia, this was an interesting circumstance ).

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Strange Famous

Allright, I went to the effort... as best as I can measure on my own - the length is 18

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Anormalguy

18...that's in centimenters, yes?

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Strange Famous

I'd be in trouble if it was inches!

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Anormalguy

Yes, but you would be one of very few blokes able to make Hal envious.

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BCD

I'm really torn. My elitist side is irritated that we are having this discussion, since I like to view the TFP as above this sort of base discussion. Didn't we previously have stickies on the Sexuality board that discouraged 100 different posts on the size of our junk and how to shave our genitals? Are we lightening up? If so, I think I'm game since my sophomoric (and more fun) side likes having a break from the stress of life to talk about stuff like penis size and, for that matter, movies where guys get kicked in the balls by monkeys and/or midgets. My cocky side (can you have three sides?) also likes the idea of bragging about my big dick.

Plan9

Huh. I feel as if I've just sobered up via a cold shower.

You're right, BCD. This thread is a noticeable departure from the former Star-Bellied Sneetchness that used to be all things dick size, shaving, etc. here.

The juvenile side comes out unless it is constantly guarded against... lest you end up getting threads like this and joke "Ask Me Anything" bits.

Ya know, threads that requires all the brain activity of a common household cockroach and contribute nothing to the forum.

While I can sit around and talk about how average my smoothspot is in comparison to other smoothspots, I'd rather not.

This is almost as pathetic as fifteen greasy dudes in chat hitting on the one poor creature with tits.

I'm well hung... with these two thumbs down.

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Redlemon

I'm big in Europe.

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Milnoc

So YOU'RE the guy who was caught doing it with a horse! TWICE!

6½". It was almost 7½" when I was a teen, but that was before the accumulation of fat over the years.

I still have to be careful though. Many women aren't that deep. I also require condoms that are one size larger than regular, which means I can't rush.

blahblah454

Dizzamn youz a big boy!

Plan9

That's metric exaggeration... goes much farther than imperial.

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Ratman

Crompsin- you really should come to Japan...

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dlish

sorry that was a typo dude..im exactly a foot shorter, but for the sake of this thread, since every bastard thinks he's above average size in the crotch, i may as well keep ya'll thinking im almost 7 foot tall.

for every foot tall, its one inch in the penis..isnt that the case?

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Vigilante

From the locker room back in school, no way. Some of those guys would have to be midgets

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telekinetic

I've always found that the size of my dick on any particular day varies greatly with how much of the end of the ruler I am capable of shoving into my stomach at the time.

Seriously though (or as seriously as one can be aboud dick sizes), I've never taken comparative measurements, but there seems to be about a 1-2" difference between a normal 'yep, ready for some sex' erection and a once or twice a year Turbo Boner of Extreme Swelling (tm). Almost enough to make me want to try Viagra to see if it induces the effect...

Also, fun fact: Most people are the same length and circumference, plus or minus a small amount. Non intuitive, but true.

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Plan9

Why? I have a smoothspot.

...

I like Korean girls better than Japanese girls, anyway.

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blahblah454

174kg hey?

Thats 384 pounds!!

Ratman

It's all relative. I'm on the larger side of average in the States, but here I look like a Shetland pony. Even with a smoothspot, you could be a giant among men. I'm just saying.

J-girls, K-girls, same song, different verse (at least for the topic of this thread).

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Halx, I'd be careful if I were you or BuDDah... they have very strict laws here about smuggling pythons into the country...

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Shaindra

If this is the case I've never been with someone under average, a few average guys and most of my guys have been large or extra-large. Yes, I have been largely spoiled in this way. I promise you I don't pick 'em for dick size. (But I do admit that a part of me wants to clap and go "YAY!" when I find one that is a little on the larger/thicker side.)

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invalidiuser

Never gotten the chance to measure since everytime it's hard I am doing it with the gf. Other guys, have not seen anyone's in real life but alot on porn movies though only.

Glory's Sun

huh. you have an odd penis.

ASU2003

6-1/3 in (16 cm). I'm happy, it works just fine. And that is not pressing the ruler into the stomach at all, even though there is no fat.

SSJTWIZTA

ugh, three and a half.

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SSJTWIZTA

did my fuckery kill ANOTHER thread?

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Shaindra

This seems to be a good place for this link: http://www.thevisualiser.net/ (Hours of fun for the whole family! And no, Crompsin, there is no option for "smooth spot".)

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jewels

Thanks for the link. I've created my very own monster.

Are all above measurements flaccid or fully erect? Sounds to me like the common specs haven't been laid out.

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LoganSnake

All penis measurements are done fully erect. Fun site...

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biznatch

oh that is cool
Build your own penis.

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Milnoc

I'm not so sure on the accuracy of that site. There might be a bit of exaggeration by both men and women. The measurements don't quite match up with the results from the LifeStyles Condoms penis size studies as listed on Wikipedia.

ASU2003

It is an interesting site. When they are next to each other there seems to be more of a difference than when you see the whole body. Well, unless you are Mandingo.

jewels

I meant above in this thread, not at the customized penis site.

Someone was describing measuring people in hospital beds, and I was wondering if they were erect and if all TFPers were measuring erect. I don't want to assume anything.

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Daniel_

I am within 8% of the ladies perfect size, apparently.

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MSD

It doesn't work that way unless "before you" is referring to a gangbang.
Unfortunately not, I'm slightly on the lower side of average and 6'8"

Iliftrocks

Tiny, tiny hands...

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LoganSnake

Erect = bigger. No man is going to measure flaccid.

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