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Confederate 09-08-2009 01:20 PM

7 inches here, 7.5-8 when I was at my skinniest.

Milnoc 09-08-2009 06:46 PM

Interesting. I also lost almost an inch to body fat as well. How many other men here have experienced the same rate of "shrinkage?"

ratbastid 09-08-2009 07:11 PM

I was once told by a girl (mid-blow-job, no less) the following, verbatim: "Do you know you've got the perfect dick? Not too big, not too small, shaped just right... Perfect."

Since then I haven't worried--really had any attention at all--on what size I am.

Willravel 09-08-2009 07:13 PM

I'm sure there's a porridge joke in there somewhere, but I'm too tired to find it.

Iliftrocks 09-09-2009 06:09 AM

tiny, tiny hands and now a fat belly, yes shrinkage. But at least my small hands make my belly look even bigger...

thirdsun 09-09-2009 06:53 AM

Mine is 6" and gets slightly wider and longer the more aroused I am, especially if foreplay is focused on it.

Too bad the penis doesn't continue to grow throughout life, like the nose and the ears.

Of course, a man's nose can be quite useful during cunnilingus (perhaps the subject of another thread), so at least something sexually useful continues to grow...

But I tend to agree with others who've said that if your partner is happy with how you use your penis to enhance her sexual pleasure, that's all that really matters.

:thumbsup:

Plan9 09-09-2009 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whitesportscar (Post 2701033)
Of course, a man's nose can be quite useful during cunnilingus (perhaps the subject of another thread), so at least something sexually useful continues to grow...

Oh, yessir. I myself have used my fleshy beak and the Spanish "R" many a time to summon forth female religious declarations.

Good idea for a thread.

Milnoc 09-09-2009 08:14 AM

"Female religious declarations." :D

wraithhibn 09-09-2009 08:57 AM

5'10" and about 185-190. oh, you mean that other size? well about average

danthony 09-10-2009 11:50 AM

My first, and possibly last, post on this newly discovered forum and it's about my dick. Yep, I'm still 6 years old and fascinated with this thing.

I'm 5'9", go around 175-185 lbs, and dangle (not swing, trust me) probably a little below average. I dated a woman who taught gender studies recently and worked hard to get her honest evaluation - part of her class was a section on men's insecurity around penis size. Once I was able to break down the PC crap, she admitted that my size was "average". We then got naked and had well above average sex, at least to me!

Plan9 09-10-2009 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danthony (Post 2701575)
I dated a woman who taught gender studies recently and worked hard to get her honest evaluation - part of her class was a section on men's insecurity around penis size.

Jesus H. Dongle... they have a class on male insecurity with wang hang?

...

I'm glad I'm blue collar.

danthony 09-10-2009 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin (Post 2701642)
Jesus H. Dongle... they have a class on male insecurity with wang hang?

...

I'm glad I'm blue collar.

That's pretty close to my response at the time!

The class typically had a large section on media, it's portrayal of women, and the subsequent effect on the body image of young women. After teaching it for a few years, my GF started seeing a lot of questions from boys about body types, penis size, and the like. So she created a section around that stuff. Not surprising, really. In the '90s it was all about what fake boobs and barbie dolls did to girl's self-esteem, in the late '00's it's about what internet porn is doing to boys.

elsesomebody 10-06-2009 07:30 AM

The size doesn't matter statements are mostly true, except for a couple things. I like watching myself penetrate and trying all kinds of different positions. My average length penis limits this somewhat. If it was longer I would be able to see the penetration better, and would be more successful with some positions where it just doesn't seem long enough. However, I also have to be careful sometimes not to hit cervix, so for missionary and positions that result in depe penetration, a longer penis could be a bad thing.

GreyWolf 10-06-2009 09:56 AM

Sorry, but this whole thread puts me in mind of the story of the three very drunk guys in the bar arguing about who was largest. After laying down some heavy money the first guy pulls his out & it measures 8". The second guy smiles, pulls his out, and it's 9". The third guy snorts, bares it... 10"!!

He goes home and tells his wife how he won all the money. She says, "You didn't pull that big hairy thing out in public did you?" He replies, "Nah... just enough to win!"

(oh, and I spent the money on a big-screen TV to go with it! ;) )

donmaytee 10-12-2009 03:59 PM

I'm just over 7" .. I'm 18
But floppy, its probably about 2 mm's,

I'm a grower ;)

Anormalguy 10-13-2009 04:31 AM

A woman stops into a bar a very long day of boring business meetings. One of the guys in the bar starts chatting her up, but she's in no mood for listening to him, so she decides to get rid of him quickly.

"Listen," she says, "I need 10 inches of cock to be satisfied."

He looks at her for a few seconds, then replies, "I'm not cutting off four inches for any woman."



Thank you, thanks, you're too kind. Please remember to tip your waitress.

Shauk 10-13-2009 06:56 AM

yeah so i'm 6'6" w/ 7x6 and the problem with being a minigiant is your anatomy, regardless of size, short of a porn cock, just doesn't work aesthetically imo. That said, I don't feel intimidated cuz I've heard everything from "it's the biggest I've had" to "I've had bigger" which just illustrates that you may as well just assume every woman you get intimate with has hooked up with a porn cock at least once so there is no point worrying about it.

MSD 10-13-2009 07:05 AM

It turns out that upon a more recent measurement, I'm actually slightly on the larger side of average length and a fair amount bigger in girth. Makes me feel a bit better.

tlsmith821 10-25-2009 09:19 PM

I'm 6-1/2" and am proud of it. I dont care to be really large. As long as Im around the average size then thats all that matters to me.

BogeyDope 10-25-2009 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9 (Post 2697381)
*bursts into tears, leaves thread*

I thought I was the only one to do that upon reading most people on the internet have 12 inches. My ten inchers no match for that!

Ce'Nedra 10-25-2009 10:56 PM

Ha, I love this thread! Very interesting.

I don't about y'all, but I've always thought girth was more important than length. Or maybe that's just how I'm built?

loquitur 10-26-2009 12:46 PM

I quote the immortal Milton Berle: I'm six inches...... from the floor! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

M3nt0R 10-31-2009 11:02 AM

61/2 - 7 inches long
61/2 inches around.

I always perceived myself as small because unerect, it is pretty damn small, but it grows so much. I mean erect is what counts, but not when you get your pants pulled down and people assume you have a small penis because it's in its 'useless' stage.

Xerxys 10-31-2009 07:09 PM

^^ Dude, 6 1/2 inches around? Like the girth of my blackberry?

LoganSnake 10-31-2009 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xerxys (Post 2723674)
^^ Dude, 6 1/2 inches around? Like the girth of my blackberry?

Hopefully not as flat...

Milnoc 11-02-2009 08:58 AM

If it is, it's a beaver tail! :)

Plan9 11-02-2009 09:20 AM

Wait... wide and flat? Heh, that'd be great for fucking that famous TFP sideways pussy.

Thbbht-thbbhtt-ttbbbhtt!

Bijoufem 11-09-2009 03:24 PM

- This was the best giggle I had all day –
thanks for that and for some of you and your honesty –
whats that saying keep it up jack – lmao – yeah I’m female...

raging moderate 11-09-2009 08:30 PM

I'm HUMONGOUS for white women who need it to be so and AVERAGE for asian women. and maybe GINORMOUS for black women as the cliche goes

Psycho Dad 11-09-2009 08:51 PM

I'm extra medium.

Plan9 11-09-2009 09:13 PM

"Smedium."

oxxxeee 11-09-2009 09:14 PM

i am 6.5 with about 6" of girth. i find woman like more girth than cervix bashers. also i got a free sample of levitra a few years ago from my doc and wow:eek: that stuff is amazing. i could build a barn with that thing. i've since tried viagra and cialas. Levitra works best for me. My gf says it makes me like a rock and i stay hard as long as I want. i can fuck her with the cock of a "20 year old" as long as she can handle it and i am 57.

she was giving me head and started laughing and said, "this thing is like concrete"

ox

Plan9 11-09-2009 09:19 PM

Hey, I'm a cervix basher. It's tough work.

oxxxeee 11-09-2009 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9 (Post 2727053)
Hey, I'm a cervix basher. It's tough work.

thatta boy :thumbsup:

Plan9 11-10-2009 06:32 AM

Nothing like pommeling your partner into submission.

She gets hurt and stops the sex. Nobody orgasms. It's great.

I can't help that I was born with a lawn dart penis.

Anormalguy 11-10-2009 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9 (Post 2727053)
Hey, I'm a cervix basher. It's tough work.

It must be especially tough to bash a cervix with a smooth spot.

I'm glad that my wife can squeeze the silver off a dime. Not all men evolved equally, or if you prefer, god has sick sense of humor.

robot_parade 11-11-2009 09:42 PM

E-fucking-normous. 'nuff said.

Plan9 11-11-2009 09:47 PM

Adjectives are useless without comparisons.

I figure you all have babydicks, anyway.

And I'm the guy with no dick at all.

StarsAndSpit 11-14-2009 02:45 PM

It's been awhile since I measured (don't really care anymore) I think I am right around 6" maybe a little more. I don't think size is everything. It's all about how skilled the craftsman is, not what tool he uses.

Derwood 11-16-2009 04:18 PM

8" (with a leftward curve). Too bad I acted like a guy with a 2" dick in college....never really got to take advantage of the one physical trait girls might like


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