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Ce'Nedra 10-25-2009 10:56 PM

Ha, I love this thread! Very interesting.

I don't about y'all, but I've always thought girth was more important than length. Or maybe that's just how I'm built?

loquitur 10-26-2009 12:46 PM

I quote the immortal Milton Berle: I'm six inches...... from the floor! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

M3nt0R 10-31-2009 11:02 AM

61/2 - 7 inches long
61/2 inches around.

I always perceived myself as small because unerect, it is pretty damn small, but it grows so much. I mean erect is what counts, but not when you get your pants pulled down and people assume you have a small penis because it's in its 'useless' stage.

Xerxys 10-31-2009 07:09 PM

^^ Dude, 6 1/2 inches around? Like the girth of my blackberry?

LoganSnake 10-31-2009 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xerxys (Post 2723674)
^^ Dude, 6 1/2 inches around? Like the girth of my blackberry?

Hopefully not as flat...

Milnoc 11-02-2009 08:58 AM

If it is, it's a beaver tail! :)

Plan9 11-02-2009 09:20 AM

Wait... wide and flat? Heh, that'd be great for fucking that famous TFP sideways pussy.

Thbbht-thbbhtt-ttbbbhtt!

Bijoufem 11-09-2009 03:24 PM

- This was the best giggle I had all day –
thanks for that and for some of you and your honesty –
whats that saying keep it up jack – lmao – yeah I’m female...

raging moderate 11-09-2009 08:30 PM

I'm HUMONGOUS for white women who need it to be so and AVERAGE for asian women. and maybe GINORMOUS for black women as the cliche goes

Psycho Dad 11-09-2009 08:51 PM

I'm extra medium.

Plan9 11-09-2009 09:13 PM

"Smedium."

oxxxeee 11-09-2009 09:14 PM

i am 6.5 with about 6" of girth. i find woman like more girth than cervix bashers. also i got a free sample of levitra a few years ago from my doc and wow:eek: that stuff is amazing. i could build a barn with that thing. i've since tried viagra and cialas. Levitra works best for me. My gf says it makes me like a rock and i stay hard as long as I want. i can fuck her with the cock of a "20 year old" as long as she can handle it and i am 57.

she was giving me head and started laughing and said, "this thing is like concrete"

ox

Plan9 11-09-2009 09:19 PM

Hey, I'm a cervix basher. It's tough work.

oxxxeee 11-09-2009 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9 (Post 2727053)
Hey, I'm a cervix basher. It's tough work.

thatta boy :thumbsup:

Plan9 11-10-2009 06:32 AM

Nothing like pommeling your partner into submission.

She gets hurt and stops the sex. Nobody orgasms. It's great.

I can't help that I was born with a lawn dart penis.

Anormalguy 11-10-2009 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9 (Post 2727053)
Hey, I'm a cervix basher. It's tough work.

It must be especially tough to bash a cervix with a smooth spot.

I'm glad that my wife can squeeze the silver off a dime. Not all men evolved equally, or if you prefer, god has sick sense of humor.

robot_parade 11-11-2009 09:42 PM

E-fucking-normous. 'nuff said.

Plan9 11-11-2009 09:47 PM

Adjectives are useless without comparisons.

I figure you all have babydicks, anyway.

And I'm the guy with no dick at all.

StarsAndSpit 11-14-2009 02:45 PM

It's been awhile since I measured (don't really care anymore) I think I am right around 6" maybe a little more. I don't think size is everything. It's all about how skilled the craftsman is, not what tool he uses.

Derwood 11-16-2009 04:18 PM

8" (with a leftward curve). Too bad I acted like a guy with a 2" dick in college....never really got to take advantage of the one physical trait girls might like

Plan9 11-16-2009 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Derwood (Post 2729415)
8" (with a leftward curve). Too bad I acted like a guy with a 2" dick in college....never really got to take advantage of the one physical trait girls might like

Your dick is rifled? That's cool. How far can you shoot with that thing? 8" is the length of the barrel on a Colt Anaconda and you can get out to 50 yards with that thing.

Xerxys 11-16-2009 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StarsAndSpit (Post 2728785)
... (don't really care anymore) ... 6" ... maybe a little more. I don't think size is everything. It's all about how skilled the craftsman is, not what tool he uses.

Thats what ugly people say.

Burgerflipp 11-28-2009 07:19 AM

Go to lpsg.org & prepare to have your self-esteem crushed to dust.
(If you're a small/average guy)

boink 12-02-2009 06:22 PM

my dick is as big as the woman can make it...meaning depending on how good I 'click' or we 'click' and how good she is with it, it'll get bigger and harder. if the connection isn't that strong, neither am I. I would probably max out around 7" or so...a girl could stack two hands around it and still have the head to suck on.

but again it depends alot on who's doing what to it and how much I like them.

msgiggles6986 12-02-2009 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Punk.of.Ages (Post 2697649)
7 inches...

For what it's worth.

Oh baby, its worth it! Ha ha, i enjoy it very much... but don't lie... it's okay... ;) love ya!

passthru 12-03-2009 02:43 AM

It's funny how almost everybody answers in inches, a few in centimeters, but nobody mentions how many palm lengths.

Shauk 12-03-2009 04:35 AM

because nobody has a standard palm size.

I mean it's the difference between verne troyer and shaquille o'neil

Plan9 12-03-2009 10:25 AM

Yeah, because I have Orangutan hands and that'd make my smoothspot seem huge.

boink 12-03-2009 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by passthru (Post 2735648)
It's funny how almost everybody answers in inches, a few in centimeters, but nobody mentions how many palm lengths.

I did...my palm is 3 1/2" wide, I can get both hands around my unit and still have some head out the top. girls hands are smaller so there's more out the top for mouth action. :thumbsup:

Plan9 12-03-2009 12:24 PM

Hey, this is a new way to lie to myself. I can dig it.

Skitto 06-05-2010 12:52 AM

7.25 inches by 5.5" circumference, and by percentiles from Wiki it's the 97th and 80th percentiles, respectively.

But I'm fortunate enough to be blessed with the love gene and all it's cousins: the prettyboy gene, stamina gene and, of couse the dick gene.

And my mom had some formidable curves in her day, so I think I've got the T n' A gene as well, lol. I pray to god that I don't have girls when I grow up.

Ice|Burn 06-05-2010 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daniel_ (Post 2697383)
Noboy ever said "get that thing away from me", and nobody ever said "is it in yet", so I guess I'm not below average - a couple of "you expect me to put that in where" comments make me thing it's not SMALL, but whether it's LARGE is another matter.

I'm happy with what I've got, and so was everyone I've showed it to, as far as I could tell.


You said exactly what I was going to say. I'm happy with what I have, everyone I've been has been happy. As long as you know how to use it size doesn't matter at all.

sephir 07-02-2010 05:13 AM

never measured, BUT...it's pretty big :)

Shadowex3 07-03-2010 12:03 AM

Large enough that my first experience was painful and regular sized condoms are painfully small in terms of circulation issues, although it's possible she was also smaller than average.

clumsy jock 07-09-2010 07:11 AM

About 7.5"-8" depending on how giddy I am

psylence 07-12-2010 03:21 AM

8 inches. Yes, I've had a few women that were unable to take it... but the rest of them seemed to love it.

Ah, my first post in years and its about my dick. Yep..

joeitalian3 07-12-2010 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xerxys (Post 2697653)
Last time I measured was 7 inches. I will break out the tape measure later. I mean, why not ... I live alone at least until this weekend and I intend on spending every waking erm ... every moment of my apartment in the nude.

i am 6 inches and like you, like being nude in my house. it is not how b ig or long but how you use it

Airix 07-12-2010 07:11 AM

7 and 5/8 inches small

Dragonlich 07-12-2010 10:34 AM

I'm pretty average, about 6". But judging from the reactions I get when I use my tongue and fingers, size doesn't matter. :P

Raghnar -ITA- 07-12-2010 02:53 PM

But how about the experimental protocol and the definition of error and confidence level here? XD

TheDragonlady 07-12-2010 04:13 PM

I've been with small men who were fantastic lovers.
I've been with small men who were duds.
I've been with large men who thought all that matters was size.
I've been with large men who knew how to use it properly.
I've been with average men who range in skill just as much as the small and large guys.

It's really all about how it's used. My first orgasm was a guy with a very short penis - but he knew the best position to use it and zeroed right in on the clitoris. He had me screaming in no time. :-)

Cyndi 07-12-2010 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDragonlady (Post 2805158)
I've been with small men who were fantastic lovers.
I've been with small men who were duds.
I've been with large men who thought all that matters was size.
I've been with large men who knew how to use it properly.
I've been with average men who range in skill just as much as the small and large guys.

It's really all about how it's used. My first orgasm was a guy with a very short penis - but he knew the best position to use it and zeroed right in on the clitoris. He had me screaming in no time. :-)

I agree completely.My thoughts exactly and I couldn't have said it any better
ITS NOT WHAT YOU GOT-ITS HOW YOU USE IT-LISTEN UP GUYS !

nevadafaust 07-13-2010 08:50 AM

an honest post on the internet, how unusual!

Dr. Black 07-26-2010 02:31 PM

6 inches here, it sucks because I'm a grower not a shower meaning that my dick is only 6 inches when erect.

raging moderate 07-26-2010 04:46 PM

right there with ya. and thanks for the self-esteem boost ladies for the average-sized crowd


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