How big are you?
 

another for the guys( and giirls with experince)... Im curious and so is my guy what is a normal size??? What is the biggest you have seen???:thumbsup:

12 inches is the norm on the internet. I am pretty sure everyone here is far above normal. Except me :(

Seriously, I don't know. Never measured. All I can say it it makes some women say "woah!" and others say "whenever you are ready"

Penis size is a number like age, as long as you are using it well, who cares?

Also never measured it... it seems a wierd thing to do really.

I'm a female. I have experience. And size does not matter for me. But what does have a bearing on how well I get off, is how much I care for the man. I've been with a virtual mule before and I had to fake it almost every time. But the one who I'm with now - he's the smallest I've ever been with. And we have the deepest, most passionate and outright beautiful sex I've ever had in my life.

Now if you're one who's able to separate your emotions from your genitals, then I can't speak for you lol.

Noboy ever said "get that thing away from me", and nobody ever said "is it in yet", so I guess I'm not below average - a couple of "you expect me to put that in where" comments make me thing it's not SMALL, but whether it's LARGE is another matter.

I'm happy with what I've got, and so was everyone I've showed it to, as far as I could tell.

I'm 6 1/2. measured back in college just for fun. Never seen another mans erect penis before so I can't comment other than myself

I have to haul it around in a wheelbarrow







(Okay, that's a lie)

You sir, are a liar. Never seen a dick in porn?

I meant in person. It's hard to tell on camera

You mean when it looks like a veiny forearm wearing a Nazi helmet emerges from their crotchspot and stabs into the girls gaping orifice?

how big am i?

i'm 6'10, 174kg. not sure how i compare with your boyfriend, but i'm guessing that im just a tad bigger and a bit heavier..but thats just my prejudicial guess.

Also:

I'm calling bullshit on every one of you liars in here that claims to have never measured their cock.

Claiming to not have measured you dick is like claiming to your girlfriend that you don't look at porn.

Liars!

napoleon CROMPlex i see?

it's ok dude, i wont tell TFP..

there's only one way to prove it dude...

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...our-bulge.html

I agree with woods 100%.......size does not matter at all to me. Unless its the size of a baby carrot. And as for Crompsin....how does gaping orifice sound any better then Dooter???? lol

I'm big alright. Sure. Haven't put a ruler up next to it, but it's at least longer than my hand is wide. Unfortunately I got small hands ( or maybe fortuneately :-) )

Now, how big do I need to be?

This... sounds like an offer to measure my dick.

look, its Iliftrocks

http://files.advertolog.com/files/pa..._320_260_1.jpg

Ruler next to the penis, why? So I can brag at parties?

I used to worry about size before I started having sex. Then I realized how little any woman actually handling my Boom Stick is going to care. By the time you get naked for the horizontal baby dance she's likely invested enough time and energy to give it a go anyway, and once you're in the trenches the size is far less important than what you do with it.

Slow Down, Pay Attention. Want to be a good lover? That's all there is to it.

For the record (and so no one can say that I take the fun out of everything even though that is actually my goal), reports indicate that I am about average, perhaps ever so slightly above. My member is entirely unremarkable.

I measured 7 when I was a teenager. Probably 6 1/2 now. I might have forced 7 back then, really I don't remember. Doesn't matter, I've been married 12 years and she likes it just as much as ever (actually more now, it seems).

Oh and I'm 6'2, 210lbs. Might be 6'1 with my shoes off. Been a long time for that number, too.

I'm hung like a newborn.


8 pounds, 7 ounces.

Size may not "matter" but it sure makes a difference.

I've been with girls who loved the cock: "Your cock is fucking amazing!"

I've been with girls who couldn't handle it: "I'm afraid to move because I think its hunting me."

And this is before I start moving my hips...

That's why I will only look at my penis through a camera since it adds 20 pounds..

I'm over average, but I don't feel like measuring.
Last time I did I cared more, and I think it was around 7.5.
Strangely enough I feel like it's gotten a little bit shorter and a little thicker.

thats cos you've grown older and put on an extra few pounds.. life does that

7 inches...

For what it's worth.

I am this big:

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1 inch on screen equals to approximately 5 in real life.

And screw you all who have super high resolutions.

Last time I measured was 7 inches. I will break out the tape measure later. I mean, why not ... I live alone at least until this weekend and I intend on spending every waking erm ... every moment of my apartment in the nude.

About 6". Also measured in college/high school days, compared with a few friends. I was in the middle. I'm guessing, not really scientifically, that average is around 6". Obviously the range is wide. Prediction: Replies here could play out to give the illusion that average is a bit larger than that, because there will be more respondents with a larger size than average, than the opposite, I'm guessin'. Plus I'm thinkin' there might be a larger-than-average dick size to this whole establishment. ;)

My job affords me the opportunity to see more penis' than I would care to either admit or count.
Average is about 4-5".
Had to put a catheter in one guy where it just barely fit. There were a few where I had to push down on the lower abdomen to get it to poke out.

Young lady, how many times have I told you that I absolutely loathe that wretched word?]

I can't see that thread, DLish. I'm blocked from Exhibition.

I'll gladly show you my bulge in chat, though.

I love living in Japan. It always looks so big in their little hands.

I don't understand the question. Big in what way?

Oh, surely you jest! 'Tis 'bout the throbbing contents of your codpiece, funk soul brother.

Abit over 5..but I'm happy with that. ;) On the lower end of the average range, but hey, I'm a smaller guy in general so it's proportionate at least. Sadly, the info is always skewed as it's those who have large penises that provide information/measurements..even in most surveys, while the small avoid participating (not that I can necessarily blame them).

8.6, A lot of good it does me still being a virgin. <|3

I think the only time size is a factor is if the guy that banged the girl before you was -way- bigger, but then you'd just wait for her to re-tighten or whatever. :p

This thread should be over in humor because there's some good laughs to be had.

I really don't know how you guys managed to never measure your dicks. The idea is just so foreign to me, even if you know it doesn't matter, aren't you the least bit curious? With the competitive nature of teen boys, how did the subject never come up?

funnily enough I read an article yesterday that said with some precision what length small, average, large and extra-large penises were.

below average was under 4 inches.
average was 5-6 inches.
large was above 7 inches.
extra-large was above 8 inches.

There ya go. I could tell you that in practice, this is not what matters. But that's not what you asked for!

"my dick is eight inches
at least thats what I say to bitches
even though I gotta lie
and add two extra fake inches"

(RA the Rugged Man)

_

But I still havent measured my own cock... not lying, cant imagine why a straight bloke would want to do that personally... although this thread did make me consider digging out my toolbox for the tape measure, but then I couldnt be bothered to have to summon up a hard on to measure it, and when Im getting down to business with my girlfriend it doesnt come to mind (plus Im kinda scared what on earth she would think if I was like "hang on a minute , I just want to measure this thing....")

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I dunno. At my school if anyone started askig about people's cock size he just would have been called a "faggot" or a "gaylord" over it.

Next stop... Japan!

like you need to go there.....effin' freak of nature :thumbsup:

Size does matter to me lol I'm "small inside" and anything over 8 really starts to be painful, so I dont like them huge (for fucking, for blowing it doesnt matter)

Dave is 7 3/4 long....I measured around once but I cant remember what it was

No Halx, you must not go to Japan! It will be like The Return of Godzilla for them.

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Oh, and for the purposes of this thread, I'm 7.5"

Enough that the wife has to push me back sometimes to keep from hitting her uterus. But most of the time, it is just enjoyed.

But hey, big isn't everything. I've never had any woman be able to take me completely deep into her mouth either. And that's something that I long for.

cocks that need large sized condoms are often too big; they can be painfull for woman
(and condom size works on girth, not length)

Yes, I was jesting, and please don't call me Shirley.


I'm about 5 inches, maybe a bit more when I have 'a hard-on that a cat couldn't scratch.'

I have no idea what the average penis size is, but what I've read matches what little_tippler posted.

The biggest I've ever seen in person was at least 8 inches semi-erect (I don't make a habit of checking out guys genitalia, this was an interesting circumstance :eek:).

Allright, I went to the effort... as best as I can measure on my own - the length is 18

18...that's in centimenters, yes?

I'd be in trouble if it was inches!

Yes, but you would be one of very few blokes able to make Hal envious. :lol:

I'm really torn. My elitist side is irritated that we are having this discussion, since I like to view the TFP as above this sort of base discussion. Didn't we previously have stickies on the Sexuality board that discouraged 100 different posts on the size of our junk and how to shave our genitals? Are we lightening up? If so, I think I'm game since my sophomoric (and more fun) side likes having a break from the stress of life to talk about stuff like penis size and, for that matter, movies where guys get kicked in the balls by monkeys and/or midgets. My cocky side (can you have three sides?) also likes the idea of bragging about my big dick.

Huh. I feel as if I've just sobered up via a cold shower.

You're right, BCD. This thread is a noticeable departure from the former Star-Bellied Sneetchness that used to be all things dick size, shaving, etc. here.

The juvenile side comes out unless it is constantly guarded against... lest you end up getting threads like this and joke "Ask Me Anything" bits.

Ya know, threads that requires all the brain activity of a common household cockroach and contribute nothing to the forum.

While I can sit around and talk about how average my smoothspot is in comparison to other smoothspots, I'd rather not.

This is almost as pathetic as fifteen greasy dudes in chat hitting on the one poor creature with tits.

I'm well hung... with these two thumbs down.

I'm big in Europe.

So YOU'RE the guy who was caught doing it with a horse! TWICE! :D

6½". It was almost 7½" when I was a teen, but that was before the accumulation of fat over the years. :)

I still have to be careful though. Many women aren't that deep. I also require condoms that are one size larger than regular, which means I can't rush.

Dizzamn youz a big boy!

That's metric exaggeration... goes much farther than imperial.

Crompsin- you really should come to Japan...

sorry that was a typo dude..im exactly a foot shorter, but for the sake of this thread, since every bastard thinks he's above average size in the crotch, i may as well keep ya'll thinking im almost 7 foot tall.

for every foot tall, its one inch in the penis..isnt that the case?

From the locker room back in school, no way. Some of those guys would have to be midgets :lol: :lol:

I've always found that the size of my dick on any particular day varies greatly with how much of the end of the ruler I am capable of shoving into my stomach at the time.

Seriously though (or as seriously as one can be aboud dick sizes), I've never taken comparative measurements, but there seems to be about a 1-2" difference between a normal 'yep, ready for some sex' erection and a once or twice a year Turbo Boner of Extreme Swelling (tm). Almost enough to make me want to try Viagra to see if it induces the effect...

Also, fun fact: Most people are the same length and circumference, plus or minus a small amount. Non intuitive, but true.

Why? I have a smoothspot.

...

I like Korean girls better than Japanese girls, anyway.

174kg hey?

Thats 384 pounds!!

It's all relative. I'm on the larger side of average in the States, but here I look like a Shetland pony:eek:. Even with a smoothspot, you could be a giant among men:thumbsup:. I'm just saying.

J-girls, K-girls, same song, different verse (at least for the topic of this thread).

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Halx, I'd be careful if I were you or BuDDah... they have very strict laws here about smuggling pythons into the country...:lol:

If this is the case I've never been with someone under average, a few average guys and most of my guys have been large or extra-large. Yes, I have been largely spoiled in this way. I promise you I don't pick 'em for dick size. (But I do admit that a part of me wants to clap and go "YAY!" when I find one that is a little on the larger/thicker side.)

Never gotten the chance to measure since everytime it's hard I am doing it with the gf. Other guys, have not seen anyone's in real life but alot on porn movies though only.

huh. you have an odd penis.

6-1/3 in (16 cm). I'm happy, it works just fine. And that is not pressing the ruler into the stomach at all, even though there is no fat.

ugh, three and a half.

did my fuckery kill ANOTHER thread?

This seems to be a good place for this link: http://www.thevisualiser.net/ (Hours of fun for the whole family! And no, Crompsin, there is no option for "smooth spot".)

Thanks for the link. I've created my very own monster. :lol:

Are all above measurements flaccid or fully erect? Sounds to me like the common specs haven't been laid out. :paranoid:

All penis measurements are done fully erect. Fun site...

oh that is cool
Build your own penis.

I'm not so sure on the accuracy of that site. There might be a bit of exaggeration by both men and women. The measurements don't quite match up with the results from the LifeStyles Condoms penis size studies as listed on Wikipedia.

It is an interesting site. When they are next to each other there seems to be more of a difference than when you see the whole body. Well, unless you are Mandingo.

I meant above in this thread, not at the customized penis site.

Someone was describing measuring people in hospital beds, and I was wondering if they were erect and if all TFPers were measuring erect. I don't want to assume anything.

I am within 8% of the ladies perfect size, apparently.

It doesn't work that way unless "before you" is referring to a gangbang.
Unfortunately not, I'm slightly on the lower side of average and 6'8" :(

Tiny, tiny hands...

Erect = bigger. No man is going to measure flaccid.

7 inches here, 7.5-8 when I was at my skinniest.

Interesting. I also lost almost an inch to body fat as well. How many other men here have experienced the same rate of "shrinkage?"

I was once told by a girl (mid-blow-job, no less) the following, verbatim: "Do you know you've got the perfect dick? Not too big, not too small, shaped just right... Perfect."

Since then I haven't worried--really had any attention at all--on what size I am.

I'm sure there's a porridge joke in there somewhere, but I'm too tired to find it.

tiny, tiny hands and now a fat belly, yes shrinkage. But at least my small hands make my belly look even bigger...

Mine is 6" and gets slightly wider and longer the more aroused I am, especially if foreplay is focused on it.

Too bad the penis doesn't continue to grow throughout life, like the nose and the ears.

Of course, a man's nose can be quite useful during cunnilingus (perhaps the subject of another thread), so at least something sexually useful continues to grow...

But I tend to agree with others who've said that if your partner is happy with how you use your penis to enhance her sexual pleasure, that's all that really matters.

:thumbsup:

Oh, yessir. I myself have used my fleshy beak and the Spanish "R" many a time to summon forth female religious declarations.

Good idea for a thread.

"Female religious declarations." :D

5'10" and about 185-190. oh, you mean that other size? well about average

My first, and possibly last, post on this newly discovered forum and it's about my dick. Yep, I'm still 6 years old and fascinated with this thing.

I'm 5'9", go around 175-185 lbs, and dangle (not swing, trust me) probably a little below average. I dated a woman who taught gender studies recently and worked hard to get her honest evaluation - part of her class was a section on men's insecurity around penis size. Once I was able to break down the PC crap, she admitted that my size was "average". We then got naked and had well above average sex, at least to me!

Jesus H. Dongle... they have a class on male insecurity with wang hang?

...

I'm glad I'm blue collar.

That's pretty close to my response at the time!

The class typically had a large section on media, it's portrayal of women, and the subsequent effect on the body image of young women. After teaching it for a few years, my GF started seeing a lot of questions from boys about body types, penis size, and the like. So she created a section around that stuff. Not surprising, really. In the '90s it was all about what fake boobs and barbie dolls did to girl's self-esteem, in the late '00's it's about what internet porn is doing to boys.

The size doesn't matter statements are mostly true, except for a couple things. I like watching myself penetrate and trying all kinds of different positions. My average length penis limits this somewhat. If it was longer I would be able to see the penetration better, and would be more successful with some positions where it just doesn't seem long enough. However, I also have to be careful sometimes not to hit cervix, so for missionary and positions that result in depe penetration, a longer penis could be a bad thing.

Sorry, but this whole thread puts me in mind of the story of the three very drunk guys in the bar arguing about who was largest. After laying down some heavy money the first guy pulls his out & it measures 8". The second guy smiles, pulls his out, and it's 9". The third guy snorts, bares it... 10"!!

He goes home and tells his wife how he won all the money. She says, "You didn't pull that big hairy thing out in public did you?" He replies, "Nah... just enough to win!"

(oh, and I spent the money on a big-screen TV to go with it! ;) )

I'm just over 7" .. I'm 18
But floppy, its probably about 2 mm's,

I'm a grower ;)

A woman stops into a bar a very long day of boring business meetings. One of the guys in the bar starts chatting her up, but she's in no mood for listening to him, so she decides to get rid of him quickly.

"Listen," she says, "I need 10 inches of cock to be satisfied."

He looks at her for a few seconds, then replies, "I'm not cutting off four inches for any woman."



Thank you, thanks, you're too kind. Please remember to tip your waitress.

yeah so i'm 6'6" w/ 7x6 and the problem with being a minigiant is your anatomy, regardless of size, short of a porn cock, just doesn't work aesthetically imo. That said, I don't feel intimidated cuz I've heard everything from "it's the biggest I've had" to "I've had bigger" which just illustrates that you may as well just assume every woman you get intimate with has hooked up with a porn cock at least once so there is no point worrying about it.

It turns out that upon a more recent measurement, I'm actually slightly on the larger side of average length and a fair amount bigger in girth. Makes me feel a bit better.

I'm 6-1/2" and am proud of it. I dont care to be really large. As long as Im around the average size then thats all that matters to me.

I thought I was the only one to do that upon reading most people on the internet have 12 inches. My ten inchers no match for that!