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Old 08-12-2009, 06:29 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Penis Direction

This might seem like an odd question. My penis itself is pretty straight and doesn't curve in any particular direction. However the whole thing tends to point towards my right from the base of the shaft.

If I'm standing up, it does so slightly (about 15%). If I'm lying on my back, it flops right over to the right about 45%.

Does this make me weird? Is there anything that can or should be done about this?
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Old 08-12-2009, 06:39 AM   #2 (permalink)
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What would be wierd is if it were perfectly straight and didn't lean anywhere to be honest.

Absolute straight with perfect 90 degree angles all around is only found in sexdolls. Every human is slightly different and the penis is no exception. The left and right side of your body is slightly different, they aren't perfect reflections of the other side and that's why they tend to lean and bend a bit.

If you want to do an experiment to see how different your left side is to your right side, take a photo of your face from the front, use a photo manipulation program (photoshop, gimp, paint.net) split the image right down the middle of your face and create two images one with each side. Then mirror each side and attach it to the image you mirrored. You got two distinctly different faces and neither looks very much like you do.
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Old 08-12-2009, 06:41 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Do you face west a lot? It might be magnetic.

You should definitely start panicking now.
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Old 08-12-2009, 06:47 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Do you face west a lot? It might be magnetic.
Sure. Because of all the iron in your blood when it's erect, right? Tugging on the muscles and ligaments in your groinal region.
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Old 08-12-2009, 07:02 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Sounds normal to me. Just consider it "character". Maybe it's in love with your right pelvis? Ah, to be in love...
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Old 08-12-2009, 07:04 AM   #6 (permalink)
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the real trick is to find the perfect vagina for you penis. I mean this seriously. My gf loves the fact that mine curves slightly. Says it hits her in just the right spot.
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Old 08-12-2009, 07:06 AM   #7 (permalink)
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the real trick is to find the perfect vagina for you penis. I mean this seriously. My gf loves the fact that mine curves slightly. Says it hits her in just the right spot.
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Old 08-12-2009, 07:14 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Glad I could contribute. I have lurked for a great while on this board and finally registered and want to give back.

And yes make it your purpose in life to find the perfect fit. There is only one way to do this...... Research my friend, lots of research.
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Old 08-12-2009, 07:26 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I got a slight leftwards tilt...wonder if all that masturbation effects your erection direction.
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Old 08-12-2009, 07:29 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I got a slight leftwards tilt...wonder if all that masturbation effects your erection direction.
That's gotta be why mine has a Gangsta Lean.
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Old 08-12-2009, 09:28 AM   #11 (permalink)
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That's gotta be why mine has a Gangsta Lean.
Your smooth spot has lean? You should get your mechanic to check that out, you might have a fluid leak.
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Old 08-12-2009, 09:38 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I want to call this... the Tilted Penis Project.
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Old 08-12-2009, 09:58 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Mine always goes to the left. Never thought about it.
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Old 08-12-2009, 10:06 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2009, 10:56 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Your frame is bent which can lead to cramping, excessive wear
and quite possibly, transmission trouble.
Get it fixed before the repairs are too expensive.
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Old 08-12-2009, 10:58 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Real answer: nearly any degree of penis direction differential is normal, except when it looks like a stop sign pole that's been run into by a 15 year old in a suped up Honda Civic.

Fake answer: You should buy a penis correction harness to fix that problem you have.
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Old 08-12-2009, 11:04 AM   #17 (permalink)
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You should buy a penis correction harness to fix that problem you have.
or lease the use of a seemless tube straightener
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Old 08-12-2009, 11:33 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Put a cast on it for a few weeks. I think you broke something.
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Old 08-12-2009, 11:41 AM   #19 (permalink)
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You should be checked for Genitalia Rejection Disorder (GRD). Left untreated, GRD will cause your body to eventually reject the malformed penis. Many older men who think that they suffer from Erectile Dysfunction actually have GRD, and don't find out about it until their their penis falls off.



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Old 08-12-2009, 11:45 AM   #20 (permalink)
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You should be checked for Genitalia Rejection Disorder (GRD). Left untreated, GRD will cause your body to eventually reject the malformed penis. Many older men who think that they suffer from Erectile Dysfunction actually have GRD, and don't find out about it until their their penis falls off.
True story. Just ask Crompsin.
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Old 08-12-2009, 11:50 AM   #21 (permalink)
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True story. Just ask Crompsin.
Early Onset GRD is a tragedy. We should start a telethon.
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Old 08-12-2009, 11:53 AM   #22 (permalink)
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It's getting worse

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Old 08-12-2009, 12:03 PM   #23 (permalink)
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mine goes to the left slightly, and I always figured it was cause of excessive masturbation by my right hand. When I was a teenager, every now and then I'd get worried about it and think that by switching to masturbating with my left hand I could correct it back to center, but it just seemed like too much work.
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Old 08-12-2009, 12:38 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Well, you should switch off hands anyways. You don't want your arms getting lopsided, too.
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Old 08-12-2009, 12:43 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Plus lucifer has more hair on his right hand palms than he does on his left ... You want to even that out.
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Old 08-12-2009, 03:01 PM   #26 (permalink)
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serious question..

which ball hangs lower, the right or left?
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Old 08-12-2009, 03:24 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2009, 03:50 PM   #28 (permalink)
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serious question..

which ball hangs lower, the right or left?
I read somewhere long ago that in something like 75% of guys the left one hangs lower, which I know is true of me. Supposedly to help us not jostle them too much while running or walking.
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Old 08-12-2009, 04:20 PM   #29 (permalink)
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serious question..

which ball hangs lower, the right or left?
I see where you're going. Perhaps his testes are producing a torque on the shaft of his penis due to uneven weight distribution.

If so, this could be a serious problem. If left uncorrected, his penis might eventually end up sideways, or even upside down!

Perhaps adding some weight to balance them out would be a good idea. You can't be too careful with these things.
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Old 08-12-2009, 04:26 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Martian brings a good point. Until you find out what causes this anomaly of your penis, wear a ball bra to reduce the uneven weight distribution.

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Old 08-12-2009, 04:33 PM   #31 (permalink)
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lol I find myself laughing because you know this shit doesn't happen in the ladies' forum. You can usually correct your balls' offset by switching your wallet to your other back pocket which may in turn bring your wang back to center but like others have said, as long as it doesn't resemble any familiar geometric shapes it's perfectly normal.
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Old 08-13-2009, 05:06 PM   #32 (permalink)
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mine goes to the left slightly, and I always figured it was cause of excessive masturbation by my right hand. When I was a teenager, every now and then I'd get worried about it and think that by switching to masturbating with my left hand I could correct it back to center, but it just seemed like too much work.
Pretty much the same situation here. The benefit is that the slight upward curve makes it better suited to g spot stimulation.
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which ball hangs lower, the right or left?
Left. I have always been able to raise and lower it without moving anything else, too. It wasn't until two weeks ago while I knew I was going to be on the toilet for a while and decided to try to find the muscle group that would move only the right one. I succeeded.
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Old 08-13-2009, 05:16 PM   #33 (permalink)
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^^ An excellent example why we must ever have too much time on our hands ... even while on the toilet.
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Old 08-13-2009, 05:55 PM   #34 (permalink)
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15% off from straight can never be a bad thing.
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Old 08-13-2009, 07:34 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Old 08-14-2009, 02:28 AM   #36 (permalink)
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My penis points straight up. Sometimes my balls move to the top. That way, they both stand tall and proud.
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Old 08-14-2009, 05:11 AM   #37 (permalink)
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My penis bends about half way down where it touches the floor. It goes in different directions depending on how I shift my feet.

Also, did you choose to go with Anonymous Member in this thread just for its pun value?
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Old 08-14-2009, 05:51 AM   #38 (permalink)
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No, he's just embarassed to ask sexual questions on a public forum.

I'll bet my paycheck I know who it is.
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Old 08-14-2009, 06:01 AM   #39 (permalink)
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hrm, no left or right curving for me, just an upward curve.
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Old 08-14-2009, 01:12 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Until recently I assumed mine is an abnormality - it all got cleared when i posted a thread on similar thing in Tfp
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...nis-curve.html
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