08-12-2009, 06:29 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Penis Direction
This might seem like an odd question. My penis itself is pretty straight and doesn't curve in any particular direction. However the whole thing tends to point towards my right from the base of the shaft.
If I'm standing up, it does so slightly (about 15%). If I'm lying on my back, it flops right over to the right about 45%. Does this make me weird? Is there anything that can or should be done about this? |
08-12-2009, 06:39 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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What would be wierd is if it were perfectly straight and didn't lean anywhere to be honest.
Absolute straight with perfect 90 degree angles all around is only found in sexdolls. Every human is slightly different and the penis is no exception. The left and right side of your body is slightly different, they aren't perfect reflections of the other side and that's why they tend to lean and bend a bit. If you want to do an experiment to see how different your left side is to your right side, take a photo of your face from the front, use a photo manipulation program (photoshop, gimp, paint.net) split the image right down the middle of your face and create two images one with each side. Then mirror each side and attach it to the image you mirrored. You got two distinctly different faces and neither looks very much like you do.
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08-12-2009, 06:41 AM | #3 (permalink) |
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Do you face west a lot? It might be magnetic.
You should definitely start panicking now.
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08-12-2009, 07:02 AM | #5 (permalink) |
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Sounds normal to me. Just consider it "character". Maybe it's in love with your right pelvis? Ah, to be in love...
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08-12-2009, 07:06 AM | #7 (permalink) |
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Gawd, you've just given my life a new purpose,.. Thank you!!!
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08-12-2009, 10:58 AM | #16 (permalink) |
Please touch this.
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Real answer: nearly any degree of penis direction differential is normal, except when it looks like a stop sign pole that's been run into by a 15 year old in a suped up Honda Civic.
Fake answer: You should buy a penis correction harness to fix that problem you have.
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08-12-2009, 11:33 AM | #18 (permalink) |
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Put a cast on it for a few weeks. I think you broke something.
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08-12-2009, 11:41 AM | #19 (permalink) |
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You should be checked for Genitalia Rejection Disorder (GRD). Left untreated, GRD will cause your body to eventually reject the malformed penis. Many older men who think that they suffer from Erectile Dysfunction actually have GRD, and don't find out about it until their their penis falls off.
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08-12-2009, 11:45 AM | #20 (permalink) | |
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08-12-2009, 12:03 PM | #23 (permalink) |
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mine goes to the left slightly, and I always figured it was cause of excessive masturbation by my right hand. When I was a teenager, every now and then I'd get worried about it and think that by switching to masturbating with my left hand I could correct it back to center, but it just seemed like too much work.
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08-12-2009, 12:38 PM | #24 (permalink) |
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Well, you should switch off hands anyways. You don't want your arms getting lopsided, too.
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08-12-2009, 03:01 PM | #26 (permalink) |
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serious question..
which ball hangs lower, the right or left?
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08-12-2009, 04:20 PM | #29 (permalink) |
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I see where you're going. Perhaps his testes are producing a torque on the shaft of his penis due to uneven weight distribution.
If so, this could be a serious problem. If left uncorrected, his penis might eventually end up sideways, or even upside down! Perhaps adding some weight to balance them out would be a good idea. You can't be too careful with these things.
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08-12-2009, 04:26 PM | #30 (permalink) |
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Martian brings a good point. Until you find out what causes this anomaly of your penis, wear a ball bra to reduce the uneven weight distribution.
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08-12-2009, 04:33 PM | #31 (permalink) |
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lol I find myself laughing because you know this shit doesn't happen in the ladies' forum. You can usually correct your balls' offset by switching your wallet to your other back pocket which may in turn bring your wang back to center but like others have said, as long as it doesn't resemble any familiar geometric shapes it's perfectly normal.
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08-13-2009, 05:06 PM | #32 (permalink) | |
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Left. I have always been able to raise and lower it without moving anything else, too. It wasn't until two weeks ago while I knew I was going to be on the toilet for a while and decided to try to find the muscle group that would move only the right one. I succeeded. |
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08-13-2009, 05:55 PM | #34 (permalink) |
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15% off from straight can never be a bad thing.
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08-14-2009, 05:11 AM | #37 (permalink) |
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My penis bends about half way down where it touches the floor. It goes in different directions depending on how I shift my feet.
Also, did you choose to go with Anonymous Member in this thread just for its pun value?
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08-14-2009, 05:51 AM | #38 (permalink) |
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No, he's just embarassed to ask sexual questions on a public forum.
I'll bet my paycheck I know who it is.
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08-14-2009, 01:12 PM | #40 (permalink) |
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Until recently I assumed mine is an abnormality - it all got cleared when i posted a thread on similar thing in Tfp
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...nis-curve.html |
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