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Chumley 08-16-2009 12:32 AM

Mine is straight. LOL, I'm starting to feel weird about that.....

SSJTWIZTA 08-16-2009 12:02 PM

yeah, i lean to the left 'cuz i'm swift with my meat.

im another one of those guys that assumed it was because i jerked off too much with my right hand.

Xerxys 08-16-2009 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martian (Post 2686743)
Do you face west a lot? It might be magnetic.

You should definitely start panicking now.

I have chuckled each and every time I read this because I never really got it, but when I did, I realized, Martian, this was REALLY funny. I mean, facing west and the iron pulling it to face north ...

Epic!!

In a somewhat self pleased kind of way I am happy about not getting it for so long because I am lesser of a nerd than you are!!

Anonymous Member 08-16-2009 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SSJTWIZTA (Post 2689313)
yeah, i lean to the left 'cuz i'm swift with my meat.

im another one of those guys that assumed it was because i jerked off too much with my right hand.

Well I'm right handed too, so the fact that mine swings right indicates that it's not purely to do with which hand you use.

curiousbear 08-17-2009 09:15 AM

Well so you folks think it could be due to the way we masturbate?

gduventree 08-17-2009 03:19 PM

Switching hands to correct your penis curvature is totally worth it. It's almost like being masturbated by a totally different person.

<.<

>.>

radioguy 08-17-2009 03:37 PM

i slant to the right....i'm right handed....

FelixP 08-17-2009 04:55 PM

Hmm...I'll try to remember the next time I get a hard on. Mine curves up, and my right nut hangs lower to the left. Guess I'm just fucking hard core like that. I switch hands regularly, originally to keep my arms symetric; now it's just a habit.

invalidiuser 08-18-2009 04:54 AM

Mine is downward

MSD 08-18-2009 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chumley (Post 2689162)
Mine is straight. LOL, I'm starting to feel weird about that.....

Look at Mr. Freak Show here :p

SSJTWIZTA 08-18-2009 09:26 AM

so, masturbation can be thrown out of the window.

i wonder what causes it to develop a curve. anyone else sleep on their stomach alot?

blktour 08-18-2009 11:20 AM

maybe it has to do with how you "set" it in your underwear as a kid when it was growing?

I notice mine leans to the left and I am left handed, but I also remember when adjusting it as a young kid, I use to lay it to the left.

Nisses 08-18-2009 12:16 PM

I think as a kid you may have put it to the left, because if felt easier...

Can't seem to find a source, but I always believed that curvature is something you start out with, not develop.

Martian 08-18-2009 12:37 PM

Curvature is largely due to the coriolis effect.

Anonymous: Have you started panicking yet? It really is the best course of action. I can't recommend it highly enough.

Nisses 08-19-2009 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martian (Post 2690475)
Anonymous: Have you started panicking yet? It really is the best course of action. I can't recommend it highly enough.

I disagree completely. According to the Hitchhiker's Guide, it is vital that you Don't Panic.
It's the reason that they print it in large friendly letters even.


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