Craven Morehead

World?s strongest vagina breaks own record lifting 14 kilos / MosNews.com

Seems a bit extreme to me. Leaves me with a visual image of a bowling ball dangling between her legs.

Punk.of.Ages

When I sit here and giggle at things like this, I realize how truly immature I am...

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I've been with girls who do vaginal exercises...

Trust me, it helps!

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Shaindra

Kegels rock.

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mixedmedia

To paraphrase Samantha from Sex and the City:
I'm doing mine right now.

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DaniGirl

squeeeb

Russians are awesome!

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Psycho Dad

It sounds dandy and everything...

But I have this image of a haggard looking old Russian woman in a flannel coat, house-dress and boots doing this whilst swigging vodka from the bottle.

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Punk.of.Ages

I would just like to point out that I love the ladies around here...

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Yes, yes they are. Their accents slay me. They sound so dominating; like they could bend me in half and make me cry for my mommy...

That would be a good thing, by the way.

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squeeeb

is it wrong that this image turns me on?

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Halx

I do mine during meetings at work.

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Xerxys

^^ Ohh dear god, don't get me started on praying I don't have to stand up whilst in meetings!!

Sue

I'm giggling at "intimate muscles"

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Hyacinthe

Actually we sell numerous toys designed to help improve kegel muscles - best one is from a company called Tantus (USA based I believe) they make something called feeldoe



There are a few other versions referred to as the Cher or the Infinity.

So obviously the bulbous end is inserted into the vagina and then you can either use it as a strap on or holding it in place while you walk around the house ( I wouldn't do this in public) improves the strength and tenanciousness of the kegel muscles.

I don't have one simply because I think the other half would freak if he came out one morning and I had an erection poking through my robe. Thinking about it though.

We sell alot of these to couples who have just had kids - local doctors have started advising women to get them after a natural chilbirth to help with regaining the strength of vaginal muscles, they're even more popular then Tens machines now

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http://www.intimfitness.com/index.php?page=1.php

Punk.of.Ages

Holy crap! She's freaking hot AND could squeeze the life out of my penis...

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lostgirl

I've been doing Kegels for as long as I can remember. As others have said, I am doing them right now.

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mixedmedia

I've no reason not to believe that men would benefit from kegels, too.

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KellyC

My dick is afraid of such vaginas. They might break it...

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vanblah

Oh ... yes, they will and you'll be begging for more.

inBOIL

"Honey, I've been taking hormones for a while, and I think I've found a side effect."

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Plan9

I know. I can hit a pie plate at 7 yards.

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curiousbear

I dint understand why the other half is there?
just to be useful as a strap on too?

yournamehere

I worked at a bar once with a waitress who was going out with a guy she met - it was their first date. Some of the regulars were giving her a hard time, saying "What if he's a pencil-dick?"

Without even the slightest pause, she replied, "That's okay; I do exercises."

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Allyallyally

That's right. You can get a better, more natural rhythm going if there isn't a harness wrapped around your waist. Plus, it'll fit better, and you need to have pretty strong "vagina muscles" to keep that shit going if you're using it in the bedroom.

Oh, and I do my kegels while in the office, or when I'm sitting in traffic/at a red light.

BCD

You better believe it. Old GF could orgasm all night long with me doing nothing more than "flexing" while inside of her. While my wife takes a lot more work, she definitely likes it too.

DaniGirl

Oh how precious, I love you too. Don't tell Reggie.

Xerxys

Dude, all things come in two's ....

>>LINK<<

curiousbear

is there a world's strongest penis? just curious

DaniGirl

So how long would I have to work out to take on this lady and have the strongest vagina? It could happen.

Psycho Dad

You know if this catches on, some guy somewhere is going to try this with his anus.

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DaniGirl

That would be funny to watch.

Psycho Dad

You may think now it funny to watch. But men have a way of escalating these things. Would you want to see someone get injured in an anus tu-o'-war?

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mixedmedia

Rock and roll.

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Punk.of.Ages

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hunnychile

Me Too! And I've found that it makes self pleasuring easier and far more intense! Love those kegels....SO worth the easy effort!! It's my guilty pleasure when I'm smiling during any company meetings...!

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cellophanedeity

I have one! It's just a little bit unwieldy to use as a strap-on, but it's fun to wear for myself.

I've taught myself to orgasm through Kegels, so yeah, all the time.

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