Speedo's and bikini's - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

jeffzzhot · 07-04-2003, 12:27 PM

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dawnylou · 07-04-2003, 02:31 PM

Me personally?
No.

I prefer a guy in shorts!

Cynthetiq · 07-04-2003, 04:21 PM

I'm considerate to my fellow human beings... I don't wear biker shorts nor speedos.

Sleepyjack · 07-04-2003, 07:12 PM

i am the same as Cynthetiq.

i feel that the male body and form is utilitarian, hence a reason why i am hetrosexual, and i don't think penises have the same allure that females breasts or butt has.
also i am not trying to objectify women and reduce them to that, i am just saying that males generally have more of an interest in these areas. but to me, nothing is better than a beautiful face.

mrquackers · 07-05-2003, 05:55 AM

Had to wear one years and years ago when I was swimming competitively. I immediately understood why they were referred to as banana hammocks and grape smugglers.

I can't see how they'd be appealing in any way to a woman...

splck · 07-05-2003, 06:30 PM

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Originally posted by mrquackers
banana hammocks and grape smugglers.

LOL, thanks for the laugh

SiN · 07-06-2003, 03:33 AM

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Originally posted by jeffzzhot
Do you ladies like um?

Do u like staring at um the way we liek seeing u in a skimpy swim suit?

Nope

no offense meant...but nope.

i dunno if it's just an aesthetic thing or if i've got it in my mind the types of guys that would do that, and that's jsut unappealing...

nickt · 07-06-2003, 07:18 PM

I have known girls that foamed at the mouth at the sight of a buff guy in speedos - the reality of it though, is that very few guys would pass the test to qualify - you need to resemble an Adonis to look ok in them - hence, shorts maketh the man!!!

rodimus · 07-06-2003, 07:19 PM

i don't like 'em just cuz i like movement room. same reason i wear boxers. speedos are to constricting

Double D · 07-06-2003, 10:46 PM

When I was about 13 y/o., my cousin, who is 4 years older than me, scared the beejezus out of me by wearing a Speedo when our families went water skiing. Oh. My. God.

Leviathan[NCV] · 07-06-2003, 11:11 PM

I had to wear them when I used to swim competitively as well, and as mrquackers said, they aren't going to impress any woman after half an hour after swimming.

bermuDa · 07-06-2003, 11:23 PM

i don't even like wearing swim trunks with a lining, speedos should be illegal unless you're competing in the olympics.

Cynthetiq · 07-07-2003, 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sleepyjack
i am the same as Cynthetiq.

i feel that the male body and form is utilitarian, hence a reason why i am hetrosexual, and i don't think penises have the same allure that females breasts or butt has.
also i am not trying to objectify women and reduce them to that, i am just saying that males generally have more of an interest in these areas. but to me, nothing is better than a beautiful face.

i wasn't implying that the male form isn't appealing... I just don't think that I'm attractive looking with my no ass love handles jiggling around.

I have mirrors in my house, and I use them when I'm purchasing clothing. I guess there are a number of people out there that don't have mirrors or don't look at them before leaving the house.

Charlatan · 07-07-2003, 07:05 AM

Oddly they are very popular in Europe. Whenever I am on the beach over there, there seems to be an inordinant number of men wearing speedo. Scary.

dimbulb · 07-07-2003, 08:14 AM

its just another cultural difference. in the rest of the world, people wear speedos.

It was quite a surprise when i first came to the US. I wear swimming shorts now, over my speedos. I think shorts look better, but speedos are pretty comfortable..

bermuDa · 07-07-2003, 10:59 AM

comfortable like a spandex hand gettin intimate with your twigs and berries

MilleniumZeus · 07-07-2003, 11:38 AM

In one word.... YUCK

07-07-2003, 01:29 PM

I have way more respect for myself and others around me to do something like that. Even if i did have the body to pull it off, I'd rather not have 150 people staring at my junk.

Sparhawk · 07-07-2003, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by Leviathan[NCV]
I had to wear them when I used to swim competitively as well, and as mrquackers said, they aren't going to impress any woman after half an hour after swimming.

It's shrinkage!!!
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GoldenOuroboros · 07-07-2003, 06:16 PM

They're well known over here as Dick Togs or DT's for short

i8one2 · 07-07-2003, 07:31 PM

At 42, I have a hard time deciding still which would be worst, my fat ass in speedo's or being naked running around on the beach.

NAKED wins everytime in the end though , the fat doesn't plop over in one spot, its distributed equally, flopping as nature had intended, without restriction.

It must be noted that I am not one of the few beautiful people, that beach goers fawn over, just as a note

xmarksthespot · 07-07-2003, 08:22 PM

I personally don't like seeing a guy in a speedo, lol ...

I'm not quite sure why, but I think like ... swimming shorts look much better.

Roark · 07-08-2003, 09:48 AM

I have to be honest. I don't care if a guy is a Gap model or something.. there's just something wrong about speedo's on a guy in my opinion.

Personally they just don't look that comforable to me anyways. I've been a boxer guy since I was 10 or so and never looked back!

willsmic · 07-10-2003, 04:21 AM

Like nude beaches, they should have Speedo beaches! Yech!

snakedr · 07-10-2003, 08:21 AM

My wife once asked me to try them, but I had to refuse. I told her I was sorry but it would be like trying to put two bowling balls into a marble bag.

/dreaming again

suviko · 07-10-2003, 02:52 PM

I like what ever looks good on the person. Regular speedos are usually the best. Just normal black speedos. That's for swimming. Bermudas or cut off cargo pants work well when just hanging out on the beach. Boxer-like fitting pieces look good with round bums & muscle in upper body. But thenagain, my bf is an eyecandy and could look good in most anything as opposed to myself. I won't wear anything without push-up & wire for beach

mrquackers · 07-10-2003, 06:29 PM

One of the scariest damn things I've seen in my life was at Cocoa Beach in 1992 - a 70-something year old man wandering the pier in a speedo.

I'd already sworn off them by that point, but I renewed the vow that day.

07-04-2003, 12:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
jeffzzhot Upright	Speedo's and bikini's qqqq qqqqq Last edited by jeffzzhot; 09-24-2005 at 12:44 PM..

07-04-2003, 02:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
dawnylou Tilted Location: UK	Me personally? No. I prefer a guy in shorts! __________________ "A blowjob is just like having a wank in the bath" "I'd say it was more like fucking someones face"

07-04-2003, 04:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
Cynthetiq Tilted Cat Head Administrator Location: Manhattan, NY	I'm considerate to my fellow human beings... I don't wear biker shorts nor speedos. __________________ I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. What's the best nation in the world? DO-NATION!

07-05-2003, 05:55 AM	#5 (permalink)
mrquackers Exhausted Location: Northeastern US - please send help!	Had to wear one years and years ago when I was swimming competitively. I immediately understood why they were referred to as banana hammocks and grape smugglers. I can't see how they'd be appealing in any way to a woman... __________________ "If you're walking on thin ice, you may as well go ahead and dance."

07-06-2003, 07:18 PM	#8 (permalink)
nickt Whaddya mean my hair is "GREEN"??? Location: Melbourne	I have known girls that foamed at the mouth at the sight of a buff guy in speedos - the reality of it though, is that very few guys would pass the test to qualify - you need to resemble an Adonis to look ok in them - hence, shorts maketh the man!!! __________________ AND WHERE.......... ...is the Batman?

07-04-2003, 07:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
Sleepyjack Fast'n'Bulbous Location: Australia, Perth	i am the same as Cynthetiq. i feel that the male body and form is utilitarian, hence a reason why i am hetrosexual, and i don't think penises have the same allure that females breasts or butt has. also i am not trying to objectify women and reduce them to that, i am just saying that males generally have more of an interest in these areas. but to me, nothing is better than a beautiful face.

07-06-2003, 07:19 PM	#9 (permalink)
rodimus Insane	i don't like 'em just cuz i like movement room. same reason i wear boxers. speedos are to constricting

07-06-2003, 10:46 PM	#10 (permalink)
Double D Junkie Location: Chicagoland	When I was about 13 y/o., my cousin, who is 4 years older than me, scared the beejezus out of me by wearing a Speedo when our families went water skiing. Oh. My. God.

07-06-2003, 11:11 PM	#11 (permalink)
Leviathan[NCV] Well... Location: afk	I had to wear them when I used to swim competitively as well, and as mrquackers said, they aren't going to impress any woman after half an hour after swimming.

07-06-2003, 11:23 PM	#12 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	i don't even like wearing swim trunks with a lining, speedos should be illegal unless you're competing in the olympics. __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

07-07-2003, 07:05 AM	#14 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Oddly they are very popular in Europe. Whenever I am on the beach over there, there seems to be an inordinant number of men wearing speedo. Scary. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-07-2003, 08:14 AM	#15 (permalink)
dimbulb Riiiiight........	its just another cultural difference. in the rest of the world, people wear speedos. It was quite a surprise when i first came to the US. I wear swimming shorts now, over my speedos. I think shorts look better, but speedos are pretty comfortable..

07-07-2003, 10:59 AM	#16 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	comfortable like a spandex hand gettin intimate with your twigs and berries __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

07-07-2003, 11:38 AM	#17 (permalink)
MilleniumZeus Crazy Location: Northern Virginia	In one word.... YUCK __________________ ZEUS IS IN THE HOUSE!!!

07-07-2003, 01:29 PM	#18 (permalink)
smithja0423 Guest	I have way more respect for myself and others around me to do something like that. Even if i did have the body to pull it off, I'd rather not have 150 people staring at my junk.

07-07-2003, 06:16 PM	#20 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	They're well known over here as Dick Togs or DT's for short __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

07-07-2003, 07:31 PM	#21 (permalink)
i8one2 COMPLETED and A TRAINER Location: BEAN_TOWN	At 42, I have a hard time deciding still which would be worst, my fat ass in speedo's or being naked running around on the beach. NAKED wins everytime in the end though , the fat doesn't plop over in one spot, its distributed equally, flopping as nature had intended, without restriction. It must be noted that I am not one of the few beautiful people, that beach goers fawn over, just as a note __________________ LEATHER, LATEX and LACE "SSC" "Nothing That Gives Pleasure is Bad" Quality is for those who know what they want and are at peace with what they have. "S/M is about emotion; the erotic tension between my impulse toward something and my resistance against it."-- Virginia Barker Last edited by i8one2; 07-07-2003 at 07:34 PM..

07-07-2003, 08:22 PM	#22 (permalink)
xmarksthespot Banned Location: Canada	I personally don't like seeing a guy in a speedo, lol ... I'm not quite sure why, but I think like ... swimming shorts look much better.

07-08-2003, 09:48 AM	#23 (permalink)
Roark Insane	I have to be honest. I don't care if a guy is a Gap model or something.. there's just something wrong about speedo's on a guy in my opinion. Personally they just don't look that comforable to me anyways. I've been a boxer guy since I was 10 or so and never looked back!

07-10-2003, 04:21 AM	#24 (permalink)
willsmic Crazy Location: Ireland	Like nude beaches, they should have Speedo beaches! Yech!

07-10-2003, 08:21 AM	#25 (permalink)
snakedr Upright	My wife once asked me to try them, but I had to refuse. I told her I was sorry but it would be like trying to put two bowling balls into a marble bag. /dreaming again __________________ It's not how big your motor is.....it's how well you shift it!!

07-10-2003, 02:52 PM	#26 (permalink)
suviko Banned	I like what ever looks good on the person. Regular speedos are usually the best. Just normal black speedos. That's for swimming. Bermudas or cut off cargo pants work well when just hanging out on the beach. Boxer-like fitting pieces look good with round bums & muscle in upper body. But thenagain, my bf is an eyecandy and could look good in most anything as opposed to myself. I won't wear anything without push-up & wire for beach

07-10-2003, 06:29 PM	#27 (permalink)
mrquackers Exhausted Location: Northeastern US - please send help!	One of the scariest damn things I've seen in my life was at Cocoa Beach in 1992 - a 70-something year old man wandering the pier in a speedo. I'd already sworn off them by that point, but I renewed the vow that day. __________________ "If you're walking on thin ice, you may as well go ahead and dance."