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jeffzzhot 07-04-2003 12:27 PM

Speedo's and bikini's
 
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dawnylou 07-04-2003 02:31 PM

Me personally?
No.

I prefer a guy in shorts! ;)

Cynthetiq 07-04-2003 04:21 PM

I'm considerate to my fellow human beings... I don't wear biker shorts nor speedos.

Sleepyjack 07-04-2003 07:12 PM

i am the same as Cynthetiq.

i feel that the male body and form is utilitarian, hence a reason why i am hetrosexual, and i don't think penises have the same allure that females breasts or butt has.
also i am not trying to objectify women and reduce them to that, i am just saying that males generally have more of an interest in these areas. but to me, nothing is better than a beautiful face.

mrquackers 07-05-2003 05:55 AM

Had to wear one years and years ago when I was swimming competitively. I immediately understood why they were referred to as banana hammocks and grape smugglers.

I can't see how they'd be appealing in any way to a woman...

splck 07-05-2003 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrquackers
banana hammocks and grape smugglers.

LOL, thanks for the laugh:p

SiN 07-06-2003 03:33 AM

Re: Speedo's and bikini's
 
Quote:

Originally posted by jeffzzhot
Do you ladies like um?

Do u like staring at um the way we liek seeing u in a skimpy swim suit?

Nope :)

no offense meant...but nope.

i dunno if it's just an aesthetic thing or if i've got it in my mind the types of guys that would do that, and that's jsut unappealing...

nickt 07-06-2003 07:18 PM

I have known girls that foamed at the mouth at the sight of a buff guy in speedos - the reality of it though, is that very few guys would pass the test to qualify - you need to resemble an Adonis to look ok in them - hence, shorts maketh the man!!!

rodimus 07-06-2003 07:19 PM

i don't like 'em just cuz i like movement room. same reason i wear boxers. speedos are to constricting

Double D 07-06-2003 10:46 PM

When I was about 13 y/o., my cousin, who is 4 years older than me, scared the beejezus out of me by wearing a Speedo when our families went water skiing. Oh. My. God.

Leviathan[NCV] 07-06-2003 11:11 PM

I had to wear them when I used to swim competitively as well, and as mrquackers said, they aren't going to impress any woman after half an hour after swimming.

bermuDa 07-06-2003 11:23 PM

i don't even like wearing swim trunks with a lining, speedos should be illegal unless you're competing in the olympics.

Cynthetiq 07-07-2003 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sleepyjack
i am the same as Cynthetiq.

i feel that the male body and form is utilitarian, hence a reason why i am hetrosexual, and i don't think penises have the same allure that females breasts or butt has.
also i am not trying to objectify women and reduce them to that, i am just saying that males generally have more of an interest in these areas. but to me, nothing is better than a beautiful face.

i wasn't implying that the male form isn't appealing... I just don't think that I'm attractive looking with my no ass love handles jiggling around.

I have mirrors in my house, and I use them when I'm purchasing clothing. I guess there are a number of people out there that don't have mirrors or don't look at them before leaving the house.

Charlatan 07-07-2003 07:05 AM

Oddly they are very popular in Europe. Whenever I am on the beach over there, there seems to be an inordinant number of men wearing speedo. Scary.

dimbulb 07-07-2003 08:14 AM

its just another cultural difference. in the rest of the world, people wear speedos.

It was quite a surprise when i first came to the US. I wear swimming shorts now, over my speedos. I think shorts look better, but speedos are pretty comfortable..

bermuDa 07-07-2003 10:59 AM

comfortable like a spandex hand gettin intimate with your twigs and berries ;)

MilleniumZeus 07-07-2003 11:38 AM

In one word.... YUCK

07-07-2003 01:29 PM

I have way more respect for myself and others around me to do something like that. Even if i did have the body to pull it off, I'd rather not have 150 people staring at my junk.

Sparhawk 07-07-2003 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Leviathan[NCV]
I had to wear them when I used to swim competitively as well, and as mrquackers said, they aren't going to impress any woman after half an hour after swimming.
It's shrinkage!!!
<img src="http://www.spitemag.com/media/george.gif">

GoldenOuroboros 07-07-2003 06:16 PM

They're well known over here as Dick Togs or DT's for short

i8one2 07-07-2003 07:31 PM

At 42, I have a hard time deciding still which would be worst, my fat ass in speedo's or being naked running around on the beach.

NAKED wins everytime in the end though , the fat doesn't plop over in one spot, its distributed equally, flopping as nature had intended, without restriction.

It must be noted that I am not one of the few beautiful people, that beach goers fawn over, just as a note

xmarksthespot 07-07-2003 08:22 PM

I personally don't like seeing a guy in a speedo, lol ...

I'm not quite sure why, but I think like ... swimming shorts look much better.

Roark 07-08-2003 09:48 AM

I have to be honest. I don't care if a guy is a Gap model or something.. there's just something wrong about speedo's on a guy in my opinion.

Personally they just don't look that comforable to me anyways. I've been a boxer guy since I was 10 or so and never looked back!

willsmic 07-10-2003 04:21 AM

Like nude beaches, they should have Speedo beaches! Yech!

snakedr 07-10-2003 08:21 AM

My wife once asked me to try them, but I had to refuse. I told her I was sorry but it would be like trying to put two bowling balls into a marble bag.


/dreaming again

suviko 07-10-2003 02:52 PM

I like what ever looks good on the person. Regular speedos are usually the best. Just normal black speedos. That's for swimming. Bermudas or cut off cargo pants work well when just hanging out on the beach. Boxer-like fitting pieces look good with round bums & muscle in upper body. But thenagain, my bf is an eyecandy and could look good in most anything as opposed to myself. I won't wear anything without push-up & wire for beach :)

mrquackers 07-10-2003 06:29 PM

One of the scariest damn things I've seen in my life was at Cocoa Beach in 1992 - a 70-something year old man wandering the pier in a speedo.

I'd already sworn off them by that point, but I renewed the vow that day.


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