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Old 06-28-2009, 08:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Latex Fruchtblase, or Sauna Sack

Ever heard of this? I came across it and can't work out what you do with it. It says you fill it with liquids and get inside. Ummm. This is very weird. But I'm curious! Anyone ever see this before?

In practical terms it sounds pretty uncomfortable to make work heh. In theory all sorts of ideas come to mind!

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Old 06-28-2009, 08:51 AM   #2 (permalink)
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It looks like the full-body condoms from whichever Naked Gun movie it was. Leslie Nielsen was a funny guy, but I'd rather not be reminded of him during sex.
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Old 06-28-2009, 09:31 AM   #3 (permalink)
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. It says you fill it with liquids and get inside.
Sounds a lot like my dating strategy
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Old 06-28-2009, 11:39 AM   #4 (permalink)
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HEY!!! I resemble that remark! LOL!!


This has gotta be a "Best of the Latex Remarks for 2009."

BTW - The Throphy is being engraved as we speak...
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Old 06-28-2009, 01:49 PM   #5 (permalink)
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This thread is the #1 google hit for 'Latex Fruchtblase'...got any links to more information on what this is?
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Old 06-28-2009, 03:05 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Looks like a balloon fetishist got creative. Or sat in a giant balloon in hot weather for way too long.
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Old 06-28-2009, 03:12 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Found this on a German website:

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Sleep Sack / Sauna Sack
As the name says, a trip to the sauna without leaving the house; just lay in (or be put into) the sack. From your own body temperature you very quickly start to sweat and thus get the desired sauna effect. Sleeves inside and/or straps for tying can prevent a person from freeing him or herself from the sack. Zippers allow free access to all important areas. Never leave a person tied up and unattended in a sauna sack.
Somehow this makes me laugh

Ok wait found more:

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Made of high quality leather, this sleep sack will keep your sub practically immobile. Once inside, you can close the sleep sack using the dual zippers located in the front. You can also loop the string through the buckles for a more snug fit. The sleep sack will cover your sub from the neck down. On top of having dual zippers in the front, which will allow you to expose them, there is also a zipper in the back which runs from about the middle of the back to the bottom of the butt.
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This unique latex balloon is made of stretchable latex.
This product is super stretchy but takes some effort to get in it.
We suggest a lot of a water based lubricant around the skin and balloon to glide in better.
To get in you start by putting your feet inside and then pulling the latex balloon around your body all the way to the neck.
Once inside you can feel the pressure of the latex all around you. Some use additional straps or tape for extra security.
Wow, the things people get up to.
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Our soul from us is infinitely far.
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To be our soul and gesture it abroad,
Our hearts are incommunicable still.
In what we show ourselves we are ignored.
The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged
By any skill of thought or trick of seeming.
Unto our very selves we are abridged
When we would utter to our thought our being.
We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams,
And each to each other dreams of others' dreams.


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Old 06-28-2009, 04:07 PM   #8 (permalink)
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wild i thought sauna sack was what happened when a man stayed in the sauna too long.
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Old 06-28-2009, 10:14 PM   #9 (permalink)
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It's a bath bubble!

I'd combine this idea with those clear plastic ballistic downhill person-ball things.
I'd watch THAT on Realtv! Two chicks in a bubble bath inside a big balloon-like thing rolling down hill? Sure! I'd rather it be a small slope though, so the whole nation can enjoy the ride!
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Old 06-28-2009, 10:19 PM   #10 (permalink)
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...Naked Gun movie it was. Leslie Nielsen was a funny guy, but I'd rather not be reminded of him during sex.
Hahaha! Good show, old bean.
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Old 06-30-2009, 08:33 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I don't see the appeal of the sack, but I have always wanted to have sex in a sauna.*



* Clarification--With a woman.
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