I hope you manage to say that with some degree of charm... :confused:

Fingering is good while going down. Find her g-spot by gently pressing forward toward her belly with your fingers inserted all the way, preferably 2 fingers.

Honestly, if you're new at this, I'd skip all the "candy-ice-food" ideas until you're both comfortable with each other, and you've made her cum a few times already.

Jesus Pimp, if it bothers you, you have no business down there in the first place.

A good man goes down -- No matter what. AND LIKES IT!!!

If you don't enjoy pleasuring your partner orally, you don't really like your partner.

Never forget this: Tongue to clitoris... fingers to vagina.

As my good friend says...A real man goes down in ALL conditions...like the post office, he's willing to bear all to deliver the goods.

cracked me up!! thanks for that pinkie :)

my only tip is i like it when he/she like makes a tube with their tongue..i know only some people can do it..and like presses teh clit in between and moves up and down..lol for the few people who can do it it feels SO SOO SOOO GOOD!!

Well I guess I'll have to try the kiwi tongue roll whenever I can find a willing lunch.

The only real drawback that I've found to diving is with the post Big-O woman, drained and limp, who basicly wants you to hurry up and get yourself off because she is so weakened she has to rest. Rats, no 2 hour ecstatic playtime for tongue guy :( Nope, just a quick hump, a squeeze, and I go read a book or something :(

Hahaha... yeah right. No way in hell I'm going down on a girl after she's been running a marathon :lol:

Yeast infection.

Want me to come up with more exceptions?

another link: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=79241

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haha. Too true.

I don't expect a woman to go down on me after I've run a marathon, so I'd hope she didn't either ;)

That makes me sad...

Big Os always make me want more! I'm a greedy bitch.

Oh, and the tongue roll is a good one. And involving other parts of the face--nose, chin--is also very exciting. Mmm. Unshaven chin.

oh so much fun, i love it, but my gf isn't a fan of ice, girls like warm stuff though. also make sure she didn't eat asparagas the night before, awful smell

OH YES BABY!!!
all you gotta do is ask ask ask!aint no shame in asking how she wants it done.after all you doing it because its pleasurable for both of ya'll(am i right?)mostly for her though, but its only right to ask her how she wants it done.
TRUST ME, SHE'LL RESPOND!!!

Oh man. I'm a self procliamed expert.

Best thing to do: Ask the girl.
Do you want it fast or slow?
Hard of soft?

And if it's their first time, just build up momentum. Slow and soft at first, stay consistant but slowly speed up and pretend it's an ice cream cone.

But most important is to simply ask.

one thing that feels good is if you moan with pleasure while you are eating, with your mouth pressed right up against the pussy - the vibration is a real turn on, as is the knowledge that you are into what you are doing.

Add menstruation to the exceptions. Although if she washes up and puts in a tampon just before ou start, then you're definitely fine going on her clit.

But yes. In general, girls are yummy :D. Looking forward to seeing my Abaya again in a week! :icare:

This has been the one good thing that having a larger... wait, I mean a distinctive nose can do for a man. If you know what your doing it can really add to your bag of tricks. Whenever somebody mentions "Stopping to smell the roses," I always get a bit of my evil grin!

A 'distinctive' nose is good indeed.. especially if the girl is sitting on your face! :)

Personally I have always found that sucking nibbling and the DANCING FROZEN GRAPE work wonders in pleasing the woman.

freeze grapes and when the time comes get a sprig of 4-5 and have a bowl nearby.

arouse the woman by licking her thighs and teasing her clit with your tongue as your fingers go inside looking for that spot..... usually up and forward you'll feel the ridges and then you'll feel the spot and she'll let you know... trust me.



Once found take a frozen grape and put it as close to that spot as you can, then go down and nibble the clit, tongue and suck the grape around..... make it dance and hop in her.... then suck it out and feed it to her.

Repeat process until all 4-5 grapes are gone OR they have thawed out.

other fruits don't work as well.... strawberries, raspberries and the like have seed on the outside..... cherries are not sweet enough and are hard and spitting out a pit is not romantic..... melons are too soft, dissolve and get lost in her too easily, pineapple, and other citrus are too acidic and are uncomfortable to her.... SEEDLESS GRAPES ARE THE BEST.

I have gone through years of research and practice to find this technique and I can say without doubt EVERY SINGLE WOMAN I HAVE DONE IT ON HAS LOVED IT AND CUM MULTIPLE TIMES.

Try it guys the women will thank you and the sex will be the best you have ever had.

Then there's always Sam Kinison's way............ lick the alphabet