Plan9

Okay, it's my research... but still.

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Warning:

Thread may only apply to heterosexual males.

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Background:

Research was conducted by a dorky heterosexual male with a wide range of topless heterosexual female partners from 1999 to 2009. Male subject was either sitting, reclined, or laying flat on back while receiving rabid oral sex from single female subject naked from the waist up. Satisfaction was measured on a scale from "Pfft, I'd rather watch The Commish," to "Damn, girl... I'm gonna get that back when you're done, right?"

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Findings:

Topless blowjobs? Whew... sooo much better.

On a scale of one to ten? They're a toe-curling nine.

Research shows they're more satisfying, but why?

Is it the comfort of sitting in a cushy recliner while receiving oral sex?

Is it the oh-god sensation of pert nipples brushing my inner thighs?

Is it the subtle feeling of dominance over a shirtless kneeling partner?

Is it the simple visual stimulation of swinging breasts?

I must find out!

I can see an extensive amount of further field research in my future.

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Discussion:

What does the TFP think?

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Willravel

What do I think? BJs don't have to be about power. Yes, the idea is that you're being servicing by your partner, but it's evolved since the first woman decided that she wasn't "in the mood" for anal. As if that's possible.

Still, I'll agree that topless really does ad spice to virtually any situation. I've been lucky enough in the past to watch a woman play piano topless. I can't remember what was played, or if there was even a piano, but I remember really enjoying it. Still, thinking back, I don't know if I've ever received fallatio from a woman with her top on. It seems odd, like anal with your pants on.

Plan9

Good one, Bateman.

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levite

No question, it's all about the topless blow-jay. The sole exception, I think, being head given in public or "dangerous" situations, necessitating maximum stealthiness and/or quickness. I was always a "parks and recreation" type of guy, myself. But if in the comfort of home/hotel/office, yes, topless all the way.

Much to be said for the feeling of boob/nipple on inner thigh. Don't know that it's about power, but sometimes it can be, and that can be fun....

In any case, also facilitates the intermittent tit-wank, of which I am a big fan.

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FuglyStick

Hmmm. I reckon you might be on to something.

But you know what's better? Sex when you hike up a short skirt. Dat's hot.

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Plan9

Aaah, more research to be done! How do you feel about conducting field trials?

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ratbastid

Oh yes. HELL yes. AbsofuckingLUTELY yes.

++boob-on-thigh.

Not to stray into the slightly more serious topic this thread prompts, but the power dynamics of oral sex are very interesting. While it may seem that the receiver is subjugating the performer, I assert that ALL the power in the whole thing is in the er... hands of the blower, not the blowee. For me, part of what I love is surrendering and letting her have her way with me.

You know. With her boobs out.

Push-Pull

Boobs out, +1. But keep in mind, there are plenty of guys who will gladly take what they can get. Hell, I'd take one from a chick in body armor and a burlap sack.

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kramus

I loves the bare-breasted blow job. A pendant breast, tight nipples and smooth rounded flesh to fill in the peripheral sensorium is like chocolate on my bacon - better and better.

That being said, a hot blow job with eye contact, quick response to direction and that hot-hot question of "How do you want it?" when I am approaching blastoff is a beautiful thing even when my fellatrix is fully dressed.

But for the OP, I think my preference is to lie either prone or with my upper back and neck propped on pillows while the topless/nude Giver of Head (GOH) either kneels between my thighs or is reclining beside me. The kneeling position is exquisite because her breasts have gravity working for them not against them. The reclining position is also a lovely one because I have her entire body to fondle/ogle.

Not to go too far off topic, but a very nice refinement of the blow job was the numbering of half a dozen favorite techniques. Which means that I can ask for a slow 1, and then tell her to 6 me. Or 4 - I like 4 There is room for growth in this system, and to avoid confusion the different cowgirls have been given letters. When she runs through her ABC's and then does me by the numbers I am a very happily exhausted and completely satiated fellow.

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One more vote for boobs out.

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World's King

Luckily most hookers don't charge extra for topless BJs.



Although getting them to dress up in a New York Knicks uniform from the 70s is usually around $200 extra.

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snowy

I asked my SO what he thought. He replied, "Isn't it obvious?"

Apparently a topless girl is always better than a clothed one.

I'll have to remember that for next time, though honestly, I prefer to do it topless, because I like to bring my breasts into play.

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Lucifer

Topless of course, but I'll have to put in a vote for bottomless, cause when she's kneeling beside you (lying prone), her pussy is just the right distance for your fingers to curl up and do that G-spot-stroking-come-hither motion that drives her wild!

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ratbastid

I'm trying to think whether truer words WERE in fact ever spoken, and I'm coming up with nothing.

World's King

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day.

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Plan9

Stop stepping on my thread boner, King!

Granted, I had to Google it, but I think if I had the money... I'd pay for it too. Novelty. Just to say I did it. It's like fucking a female rodeo clown and yellin' "You make me laugh, clown!" on the way to climax.

Definitely the hotness. Eye contact and sultry questions do it for me every time. Kramus, your post captured the thread theme perfectly.

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FuglyStick

I'm game; alas, they're either getting faster, or I'm getting slower--they're harder to catch nowadays

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Daniel_

One word: rohypnol.

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Plan9

C'mon, Daniel... Fugly "want[s] a real date... a REAL date... no roofies and duct tape."

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I wish GiantHamburger would do a delicious cartoon illustration of the thread topic for us. I can only imagine the greatness.

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ratbastid

The fact that exceptions exist proves the GENERAL truth of the statement.

Also: yikes.

Strange Famous

Related question

If you get head a girl while watching football or rugby, is that kind of gay?

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Plan9

No, that's called multitasking. I'll assume you have a frosty beverage in your hand while all of this is happening, too.

Most partners don't appreciate not being the center of attention while they're tonsil-boxing your armless Nazi infantryman.

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TFP Ladies: How do you feel about this topic? Do you find it more enjoyable to give your partner oral sex sans shirt?

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Charlatan

While topless is always the preferred mode... I do feel the need to point out that when one is getting a blow job, whether topless or no, it's all good.

In fact, the best blow job of my life was in an alley and both of us were full clothed (with the exception of me being open at the button fly).

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Shaindra

And you without your backpack.

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FuglyStick

Call me old fashioned, but I still prefer lying about my personal income and sexual prowess.

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Shaindra

My preference is him prone, and me naked, so I can start off the action by sort of caressing his cock with my stomach, breasts, and face while maintaining eye contact the entire time. No hands, no tongue yet...all body movements. Then I begin with my "signature move" of the firm, flat tongue pressing the cock flat against his belly while licking slowly from balls to tip, again, maintaining eye contact.

This all works much better without a shirt on.

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fresnelly

This thread made me think of the worst blowjob I ever had.

It was awesome.

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Charlatan

+1

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Lindy

No guy is going to be getting any head from me if he's not willing to shut off the damn TV. Oh, or did you mean while watching the match at the stadium?

I might have a bottle of champagne, and when he's about ready to blast, go down on the cock with a surprise mouthful of cold bubbly.

This lady will definitely vote for topless. I love giving head. I don't know if I find it more enjoyable sans shirt, but my partners always seem to like it when I can involve my big 34D girls and maybe a little bit of lube. I always like to give quite a bit of hand as well as mouth action, and being shirtless allows for some titty fucking at the same time.

Lindy

Xerxys

god. Bless. tfp

thespian86

Not at all. Today I listed my five favorite things in order to the girl I'm sleeping with: Art, Pot, Sex, Coffee, and Football. I said the perfect moment for me would be fucking an artist after smoking pot and having a cup of coffee, while watching football.

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robot_parade

All I can say after reading this thread is, *damn* it's been too long since I've had a blowjob. *sniff*. :-(

Plan9

I know, right? I'm getting all misty over here thinking about this time last year.

I'm with ya, brother.

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Willravel

Misty? Is that slang, like "skeet skeet"?

Plan9

...and I thought you were cultured.

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I'm disappointed, Mr. Ravel. I did not expect you to die, I expected you to tell me about your experiences receiving topless knobslobberings.

*big sad puppy face*

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Charlatan

So long as I'm not getting a blumpie... I'm good.

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snowy

Personally, I like giving head while a guy is distracted by something else--it's like a challenge!

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Confederate

how is this a discussion? women being topless makes everything better. END OF THREAD

The_Jazz

Duh. Water is also wet.

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