What sexy things do you want your partner to say to you? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

ASU2003 · 04-15-2009, 04:25 PM

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...uring-sex.html

There was this discussion a few years ago, but it didn't really get into the details. (There might be another thread that I missed about this topic though)

What I am wondering is, is some of the things said in porn videos the type of thing you say to your partner? Is there something that you love when they say it? Is there anything that your partner doesn't say that you wish they did? Have they ever said anything that offended you?

I would be a pretty tame person by most standards. But, since I don't have a sex life, I think these would be hot.

"You feel so good"
"I want you inside of me"
"Fuck me harder"

At least that is enough to start with, there may be more.

(Then again, this is one area that I have major problems with in real life. I don't know what I would say to a girl, and would probably be too embarrassed to say much of anything that might be written here (even if she wanted me to say it) )

FuglyStick · 04-15-2009, 04:42 PM

"you're bigger than Daddy"

Xerxys · 04-15-2009, 05:17 PM

"Harder bitch"

"you like this? ... You like it when I bite you, like this .........."

"...... say my name .. SAY MY NAME BITCH!!!"

I need to ease off on this type of stuff. It can get outta hand. I however save the freaky-dicky for later, ... much later!!

Shaindra · 04-15-2009, 05:39 PM

"Now."

That usually works for me.

sourgirl · 04-15-2009, 08:10 PM

I like it when my partner makes me beg for what I want.

also..
Bend over,
getting a hand clamped over my mouth if I'm too loud and being told to shut up
good girl
being ordered what to do..snap the fingers to emphasize....giggity!

\yes, I'm a submissive...and really like it.

Plan9 · 04-15-2009, 08:31 PM

I like the build-up to the act. As I posted earlier, the frank dirty talk and sultry whispers do more for me than the "Oh, give it to me, big boy... Yeah! Slam me, Ramzilla!" stuff. The fluttering of eyelashes, a raised eyebrow, maybe a flash of some racy lingerie or something unexpected in public. Anticipation, damnit. Tease the throttle on the love machine. Make me work for it and let me do what I want when I get it. Yeaaah. As said in previous "Hot Sex" thread:

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Originally Posted by Crompsin

Hmm, I think the hot-hot sex animal sex, much like the mythical werewolf, only appears when the atmosphere is just right for it to have maximum impact. For me, it often involves being blindsided by a do-it-to-me look from a sultry partner when I'm distracted with something else. It's like getting ambushed by a flank attack initiated by a pants-piercing lust bazooka. It also requires you're alone or near an area where you can have privacy for doing the deed... not too many couples throw down in public.

A good example of this was had at Fort Bragg sometime mid-'05. My platoon had just finished an absolutely awful yet badass field training exercise (cold rain, followed by more cold rain for a week) and we were having a pretty Viking barracks party (beer, grilled meat, someone's car pulled up on the grass blasting music, T-shirts optional) with my then-girlfriend-later-more woman. It doesn't take much for me to get fuzzy, so I was bumping chests and telling tall tales like everybody else after my third Bud Light. Girlfriend was socializing with various half-drunk paratroopers and giving me looks that I couldn't quite decode. This isn't rare... around women, I'm dense like uranium most of the time.

The combination of the booze and the music and a bunch of sweaty guys yelling and telling war stories had her fired up like something off the Discovery Channel. At one point I went over and scooped her up (trying to imitate Godzilla) and she leaned over my shoulder and whispered, "I'm going to need you to take me upstairs and fuck me. Right now." Whew. Yeah, and you'd never seen a half-drunk honky push a girl up two flights narrow concrete stairs as fast in your life. By the time we hit the door, I had a leg snaked around my waist, my shorts undone, and close to working on a boob with my mouth. Luckily I was Corporal Crompsin by then and had a room to myself. There was no conversation, we were a knot of tongue and hip-thrusts and I'm pretty sure that every North Carolina sodomy law was broken in the first iteration alone. I'd like to thank Equate personal lubricant for providing such smooth sailing.

I was made fun of the rest of the week for the screams that emanated from that concrete box. I had scratches on my back and neck like some wildcat had mauled me. It was the kind of sex where you walk funny even after you wake up from your two hour nap.

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Xerxys · 04-15-2009, 08:34 PM

Ahh yes, cromps brings memories of workplace immobility!! Good times....

sourgirl, welcome to TFP!!!!!

Shaindra · 04-15-2009, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Crompsin

I like the build-up to the act. As I posted earlier, the frank dirty talk and sultry whispers do more for me than the "Oh, give it to me, big boy... Yeah! Slam me, Ramzilla!" stuff. The fluttering of eyelashes, a raised eyebrow, maybe a flash of some racy lingerie or something unexpected in public. Anticipation, damnit. Tease the throttle on the love machine. Make me work for it and let me do what I want when I get it. Yeaaah. As said in previous "Hot Sex" thread:

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Damn it all...Cromp. That posting does it to me every time. Excuse me all, I need a moment...or three.

sourgirl · 04-16-2009, 04:46 AM

Thanks!

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Originally Posted by Xerxys

Ahh yes, cromps brings memories of workplace immobility!! Good times....

sourgirl, welcome to TFP!!!!!

Whoops! that was too you..Thanks for the welcome. LOL. Gotta get used to all the different buttons.

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Nevermind..I can't get this right...

Push-Pull · 04-16-2009, 06:07 AM

Hell, all I want for is my wife to say "yes" when I ask for it.

You'd think it would be that simple, but noooooo.

Plan9 · 04-16-2009, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Push-Pull

Hell, all I want for is my wife to say "yes" when I ask for it.

You'd think it would be that simple, but noooooo.

I get the feeling this isn't a sexy yes, but just an affirmative.

And that makes me sad. I've been there, though.

Lucifer · 04-16-2009, 07:30 AM

Usually any combination of the following words does it for me:
God
big
hard
wet
yes
cunt

Strange Famous · 04-16-2009, 07:55 AM

"... My God, it's the size of a baby's arm..."

Willravel · 04-16-2009, 08:26 AM

I want you to Spoiler: play my sloppy Spoiler: baseball game with your baseball bat.

You can put your big, throbbing Spoiler: protest wherever you want it.

My Spoiler: garage is so tight, I don't think you're going to fit!

I want you to Spoiler: perform surgery inside me.

World's King · 04-16-2009, 08:35 AM

"I'm gonna do the dishes after this."

bloody_rose20 · 04-16-2009, 08:40 AM

Hmm...well being a sub, I like being told what to do, kind of like, if I whine if something hurts, I like my man to look at me with that look, and either slap me, and or choke and and say "Do as I say." or "Shut up. Stop your whining" lol Thats the rough side of me. The softer side, I like the "That feels good" or "God you feel so good" and I like to know if I need to step up my game any like the "Harder, faster, more" Words lol. Me and my man don't talk too much during sex. I mean, I like a little bit of dirty talking, but its the moaning and other sex noises that I like the best :-)

SabrinaFair · 04-16-2009, 08:45 AM

"You're so tight/wet/beautiful"
"I love your pussy/cunt/breasts/tits"
"I love being inside you."

And my all-time favorite....
"This is home."

Lucifer · 04-16-2009, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by World's King

"I'm gonna do the dishes after this."

Shaindra · 04-16-2009, 10:03 AM

OK, a few that slay me:

"This is my pussy. This is your cock."
"Beg for it."
"I am going to...[fuck you senseless][throw you down and eat you until you scream][make you beg for it]"
"Nom Nom Nom"

"You own me."
"Have I told you lately that you have a magnificent cock?"
"God, you taste good."
"Fuck me now."

And the absolute favorite from both sides?
"Again. Now."

Strange Famous · 04-16-2009, 12:53 PM

"some snake"

SabrinaFair · 04-16-2009, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Strange Famous

"some snake"

Does this remind anyone else of Charlotte's Web?

eribrav · 04-16-2009, 02:48 PM

How about "Are those the panties your mother laid out for you?"

sourgirl · 04-16-2009, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by bloody_rose20

Hmm...well being a sub, I like being told what to do, kind of like, if I whine if something hurts, I like my man to look at me with that look, and either slap me, and or choke and and say "Do as I say." or "Shut up. Stop your whining" lol Thats the rough side of me. The softer side, I like the "That feels good" or "God you feel so good" and I like to know if I need to step up my game any like the "Harder, faster, more" Words lol. Me and my man don't talk too much during sex. I mean, I like a little bit of dirty talking, but its the moaning and other sex noises that I like the best :-)

Girl, you are speaking my language.

lostgirl · 04-17-2009, 11:23 AM

"I'm gonna fuck you"
"You feel so good"
"You like that cock in you"
"This is my pussy"

I say things like:
"I love fucking you"
"Your cock feels so good"
"Fuck me hard"
"Make me take it"
"FUCK ME!"

MSD · 04-17-2009, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Willravel

I want you to Spoiler: play my sloppy Spoiler: baseball game with your baseball bat.

You can put your big, throbbing Spoiler: protest wherever you want it.

My Spoiler: garage is so tight, I don't think you're going to fit!

I want you to Spoiler: perform surgery inside me.

Leave it to Will to turn a conversation about talking dirty into madlibs.

ASU2003 · 04-17-2009, 08:57 PM

"Cum inside of me"
"Good boy"
"My girlfriend wants to join us in the bedroom next Friday."

MrLatte · 04-19-2009, 09:06 AM

I'm a mixture of dominant and sub. I like either depending on the mood. Sometimes hearing: "Get on the bed and eat me you worthless bastard" is an amazing turn on. But then telling my girlfriend at times "Get on your knees and suck my cock until your gums bleed." is nice to.

Best sex phrase there is imo: Shut up and do it now!

Liv · 05-07-2009, 07:32 PM

Verbally work out a fantasy you both may have, (public sex, threesome, sex toys, etc).

Today, my lover asked me to talk dirty to him and the first thing that came to my mind was how we plan to go to a glory hole someday and share that experience together. So, while he was fucking me, I slowly and as descriptive as possible, talked about how we would go about doing that. (I want you to be sucking that cock while I'm underneath taking his balls in my mouth and feeling your spit fall down on my face) Be sure to talk slowly, too fast rushes it.

jewels · 06-06-2009, 05:42 AM

"Give me what's mine," said to me anytime I would hold back. Worked every time.

In general, talk about what feels good and how it feels, and ego boosters without the bullshit.

Red and Black · 06-06-2009, 11:20 PM

I like hearing them say how good it feels and how well I can work it. Knowing that I am pleasing my significant other the way she likes it is a plus for me, so its like I wanna hear feedback. Also, If they know how to speak another language, even better. Just something about hearing another language just spices it up. Yeah you hear the typical "fuck me baby.. harder" and all that, but when I hear it in a different language.. its makes my heart race. One of my ex's once said: "your dick feels so good hitting my walls.. fuck your hitting the back of my pussy" and "I'm fucking sweating baby.. make me sweat.. fuck make me sweat.." and "fill me up daddy.. do you want me to swallow you?" All in her language. That drove me crazy...

Shell · 06-07-2009, 03:12 AM

...what i'm about to say is not judgemental of others here because i believe almost anything goes in the bedroom as long as both agree on it...and to each his own...but, i'm definitely different than everyone who has spoken so far (i think, unless i missed someone). Anyway, i'm sure i've experienced sex just as hot as everyone else BUT it hasn't included F-words, C-words, P-words, D-words, etc. It just has a degrading feel to it....for me anyway. The closest I've come to that is when we we're half-arguing the whole time (very HOT)...in a playful way...sometimes giggling...sometimes grrrring...sometimes thinking i'm actually angry only to turn to losing control of my will-power....but then throwing in a little barb to heat things up again...it's all in the subtle tease...like a well orchestrated dance of wills...ebbing and flowing together in a rythym of perfect chemistry and timing.

I prefer more tender, creative words in near whispers with heavy breathing, talking into my mouth, into my flesh, into my ear, into my errogenous zones. Not crude words, nor vulgar words but...

...just talking ("i want to inhale you...taste you", "the scent of your flesh is intoxicating", etc)
...or quoting sexy lines from others like Lord Byron's, "...and in her starry shade of dim and solitary loveliness, i learned the language of another world." and "she walks in beauty, like the night of cloudless climes and starry skies; and all that's best of dark & bright meet in her aspect and her eyes".....keep it in third person, it's sexy
...and then going on about the eyes and how they penetrate your very soul
...or say anything in almost any other language (except pig-latin lol)...you could say, "my dog has fleas" in French and i would be wayyy turned on LOL

Of course, when things heat up then the tender-talk doesn't work but anything is better than "F-me" or "stick your D in my P"...to me, those are overdone cheap degrading cliche's.

It's no wonder i was a sucker for this opening scene of don Juan deMarco with Johnny Depp even though you may laugh (especially at the end lol):

YouTube - Don Juan DeMarco - Restaurant Scene

wooÐs · 06-07-2009, 03:43 AM

"You need to put on more weight."

uncle phil · 06-07-2009, 04:06 AM

shell, the line he's layin' on her is like piss in my ear...

Shell · 06-07-2009, 04:34 AM

...like i said, "to each his own"
...johnny depp can lay any line he wants on me...as long as he lays me...hehe

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freeload · 06-07-2009, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by uncle phil

shell, the line he's layin' on her is like piss in my ear...

Sounds like an interresting fetish

Except for "..let's call my hot friend", It's entirely up to the situation - but we seldom use very graphic words (sounds so silly in Norwegian - when reading erotic stories for eachother we replace them with "our" words - sounds so much hotter)

uncle phil · 06-07-2009, 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shell

...like i said, "to each his own"
...johnny depp can lay any line he wants on me...as long as he lays me...hehe

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touche...

creepysusie · 06-15-2009, 12:07 AM

"I would like to perform coitus with you in an emotionally fulfilling fashion now"

Something about being a little silly is always more memorable than the straight out romantic ones.

squeeeb · 06-15-2009, 04:01 AM

i like when a girl says "drill me in the ass."

sadly, girls do not like it when i say "i'm gonna eat your pussy like a fat guy eats pie."

surferlove007 · 06-15-2009, 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by squeeeb

i like when a girl says "drill me in the ass."

sadly, girls do not like it when i say "i'm gonna eat your pussy like a fat guy eats pie."

HAHA! That made my morning! If she was a former porker she might like it...?

Confederate · 06-16-2009, 10:08 AM

Usually I can't tell what she is saying because she is holding a pillow over her face, lol.

04-15-2009, 04:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
ASU2003 immoral minority Location: Back in Ohio	What sexy things do you want your partner to say to you? http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...uring-sex.html There was this discussion a few years ago, but it didn't really get into the details. (There might be another thread that I missed about this topic though) What I am wondering is, is some of the things said in porn videos the type of thing you say to your partner? Is there something that you love when they say it? Is there anything that your partner doesn't say that you wish they did? Have they ever said anything that offended you? I would be a pretty tame person by most standards. But, since I don't have a sex life, I think these would be hot. "You feel so good" "I want you inside of me" "Fuck me harder" At least that is enough to start with, there may be more. (Then again, this is one area that I have major problems with in real life. I don't know what I would say to a girl, and would probably be too embarrassed to say much of anything that might be written here (even if she wanted me to say it) ) Last edited by ASU2003; 04-15-2009 at 04:28 PM..

04-15-2009, 04:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
FuglyStick WHEEEE! Whee! Whee! WHEEEE! Location: Southern Illinois	"you're bigger than Daddy" __________________ AZIZ! LIGHT!

04-15-2009, 05:39 PM	#4 (permalink)
Shaindra Psycho Location: Massachusetts	"Now." That usually works for me. __________________ "Never regret something that once made you smile."

04-15-2009, 08:10 PM	#5 (permalink)
sourgirl Upright Location: Los Angeles	I like it when my partner makes me beg for what I want. also.. Bend over, getting a hand clamped over my mouth if I'm too loud and being told to shut up good girl being ordered what to do..snap the fingers to emphasize....giggity! \yes, I'm a submissive...and really like it. __________________ The statement below is true. The statement above is false.

04-16-2009, 06:07 AM	#10 (permalink)
Push-Pull I'll ask when I'm ready.... Location: Firmly in the middle....	Hell, all I want for is my wife to say "yes" when I ask for it. You'd think it would be that simple, but noooooo. __________________ "No laws, no matter how rigidly enforced, can protect a person from their own stupidity." -Me- "Some people are like Slinkies..... They are not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." -Unknown- DAMMIT! -Jack Bauer-

04-15-2009, 05:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	"Harder bitch" "you like this? ... You like it when I bite you, like this .........." "...... say my name .. SAY MY NAME BITCH!!!" I need to ease off on this type of stuff. It can get outta hand. I however save the freaky-dicky for later, ... much later!!

04-15-2009, 08:34 PM	#7 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	Ahh yes, cromps brings memories of workplace immobility!! Good times.... sourgirl, welcome to TFP!!!!!

04-16-2009, 07:30 AM	#12 (permalink)
Lucifer Husband of Seamaiden Location: Nova Scotia	Usually any combination of the following words does it for me: God big hard wet yes cunt __________________ I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Job 30:29 1123, 6536, 5321

04-16-2009, 07:55 AM	#13 (permalink)
Strange Famous follower of the child's crusade?	"... My God, it's the size of a baby's arm..." __________________ "Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate, for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain without being uncovered." The Gospel of Thomas

04-16-2009, 08:26 AM	#14 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	I want you to Spoiler: play my sloppy Spoiler: baseball game with your baseball bat. You can put your big, throbbing Spoiler: protest wherever you want it. My Spoiler: garage is so tight, I don't think you're going to fit! I want you to Spoiler: perform surgery inside me.

04-16-2009, 08:35 AM	#15 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	"I'm gonna do the dishes after this." __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

04-16-2009, 08:40 AM	#16 (permalink)
bloody_rose20 Crazy Location: In Vermont	Hmm...well being a sub, I like being told what to do, kind of like, if I whine if something hurts, I like my man to look at me with that look, and either slap me, and or choke and and say "Do as I say." or "Shut up. Stop your whining" lol Thats the rough side of me. The softer side, I like the "That feels good" or "God you feel so good" and I like to know if I need to step up my game any like the "Harder, faster, more" Words lol. Me and my man don't talk too much during sex. I mean, I like a little bit of dirty talking, but its the moaning and other sex noises that I like the best :-) __________________ "The only way to enjoy life, is to try different things, and take risks. Sometimes you just have to jump in with both feet and hope for the best "

04-16-2009, 08:45 AM	#17 (permalink)
SabrinaFair Junkie Location: Louisville, KY	"You're so tight/wet/beautiful" "I love your pussy/cunt/breasts/tits" "I love being inside you." And my all-time favorite.... "This is home." __________________ "With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy." -Desiderata

04-16-2009, 10:03 AM	#19 (permalink)
Shaindra Psycho Location: Massachusetts	OK, a few that slay me: "This is my pussy. This is your cock." "Beg for it." "I am going to...[fuck you senseless][throw you down and eat you until you scream][make you beg for it]" "Nom Nom Nom" "You own me." "Have I told you lately that you have a magnificent cock?" "God, you taste good." "Fuck me now." And the absolute favorite from both sides? "Again. Now." __________________ "Never regret something that once made you smile."

04-16-2009, 12:53 PM	#20 (permalink)
Strange Famous follower of the child's crusade?	"some snake" __________________ "Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate, for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain without being uncovered." The Gospel of Thomas

04-16-2009, 02:48 PM	#22 (permalink)
eribrav Junkie Location: upstate NY	How about "Are those the panties your mother laid out for you?"

04-17-2009, 11:23 AM	#24 (permalink)
lostgirl lightform Location: Edge of the deep green sea	"I'm gonna fuck you" "You feel so good" "You like that cock in you" "This is my pussy" I say things like: "I love fucking you" "Your cock feels so good" "Fuck me hard" "Make me take it" "FUCK ME!" __________________ We're about to go through the crucible, but we'll come out the other side. We always arise from our own ashes. Everything returns later in its changed form. - Children of Dune

04-17-2009, 08:57 PM	#26 (permalink)
ASU2003 immoral minority Location: Back in Ohio	"Cum inside of me" "Good boy" "My girlfriend wants to join us in the bedroom next Friday."

04-19-2009, 09:06 AM	#27 (permalink)
MrLatte Upright	I'm a mixture of dominant and sub. I like either depending on the mood. Sometimes hearing: "Get on the bed and eat me you worthless bastard" is an amazing turn on. But then telling my girlfriend at times "Get on your knees and suck my cock until your gums bleed." is nice to. Best sex phrase there is imo: Shut up and do it now!

05-07-2009, 07:32 PM	#28 (permalink)
Liv Upright	Verbally work out a fantasy you both may have, (public sex, threesome, sex toys, etc). Today, my lover asked me to talk dirty to him and the first thing that came to my mind was how we plan to go to a glory hole someday and share that experience together. So, while he was fucking me, I slowly and as descriptive as possible, talked about how we would go about doing that. (I want you to be sucking that cock while I'm underneath taking his balls in my mouth and feeling your spit fall down on my face) Be sure to talk slowly, too fast rushes it.

06-06-2009, 05:42 AM	#29 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	"Give me what's mine," said to me anytime I would hold back. Worked every time. In general, talk about what feels good and how it feels, and ego boosters without the bullshit. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

06-06-2009, 11:20 PM	#30 (permalink)
Red and Black Upright	I like hearing them say how good it feels and how well I can work it. Knowing that I am pleasing my significant other the way she likes it is a plus for me, so its like I wanna hear feedback. Also, If they know how to speak another language, even better. Just something about hearing another language just spices it up. Yeah you hear the typical "fuck me baby.. harder" and all that, but when I hear it in a different language.. its makes my heart race. One of my ex's once said: "your dick feels so good hitting my walls.. fuck your hitting the back of my pussy" and "I'm fucking sweating baby.. make me sweat.. fuck make me sweat.." and "fill me up daddy.. do you want me to swallow you?" All in her language. That drove me crazy... __________________ tsohg a nees uoy ekil skool

06-07-2009, 03:43 AM	#32 (permalink)
wooÐs Sitting in a tree Location: Atlanta	"You need to put on more weight."

06-07-2009, 04:06 AM	#33 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	shell, the line he's layin' on her is like piss in my ear... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-07-2009, 04:34 AM	#34 (permalink)
Shell Cheers Location: Eastcoast USA	...like i said, "to each his own" ...johnny depp can lay any line he wants on me...as long as he lays me...hehe - __________________ ..."Say what you think. Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" ~ Dr. Seuss Last edited by Shell; 06-07-2009 at 04:37 AM..

06-15-2009, 12:07 AM	#37 (permalink)
creepysusie Tilted	"I would like to perform coitus with you in an emotionally fulfilling fashion now" Something about being a little silly is always more memorable than the straight out romantic ones.

06-15-2009, 04:01 AM	#38 (permalink)
squeeeb part of the problem Location: hic et ubique	i like when a girl says "drill me in the ass." sadly, girls do not like it when i say "i'm gonna eat your pussy like a fat guy eats pie." __________________ onward to mayhem!

06-16-2009, 10:08 AM	#40 (permalink)
Confederate Death Leprechaun Location: College Station, TX	Usually I can't tell what she is saying because she is holding a pillow over her face, lol.