I'm crap in bed so sex and oral sex (for her, to satisfy her :p ) are my only requirements. Dirty talk is cool, but I'd rather just be able to talk openly, and gentle, playful, fun spanking is awesome

OK - Categorized:

Sex - 1
Oral sex - 1
Anal sex - 2
Bondage - 2
Role playing - 3
Threesome - 2
Dirty talk - 1
Spanking - 2
Submission/Domination - 2

1) Dealbreaker - must be there or no go. (Though dirty talk is more of a willingness thing than a performance thing.)
2) Doesn't have to do all 5, but has to be willing to at least try most of them, and needs to be enjoy at least some of them.
3) Can take or leave. Could be a dealbreaker if it was necessary every time.

Me too, I'm boring:no:

Sex - X
Oral sex
Anal sex
Bondage
Role playing
Threesome
Dirty talk
Spanking
Submission/Domination

Hmm... :orly:

I didn't see the spot where to answer what I'd prefer.

Ah well.

Sex - MUST
Oral sex - MUST
Anal sex - would be pretty cool, gotta be open and willing to try
Bondage - don't care. deal breaker if its required.
Role playing - don't care. deal breaker if its required.
Threesome - would be cool, should be open to it. not a deal breaker
Dirty talk - not a deal breaker
Spanking - don't care
Submission/Domination - don't care. deal breaker if its required.

what about some of the more...um....out there kinda stuff? well, i guess none of it is a deal breaker, so we can let it go. for now.

Sex - X
Oral sex
Anal sex
Bondage
Role playing
Threesome
Dirty talk
Spanking
Submission/Domination

I like sex and when I'm not getting any, I'm not choosy.

I mean, don't get me wrong. I like it when a girl is giving my beef bus the spit shine, while wearing a ski mask, but that isn't a deal breaker to me.

Maybe I'm old fashioned.

^^ Yeah, you're definitely old fashioned you sick fuck!! During a spit shine session the recieving party has to be wearing restraints prohibiting him from properly breathing and/or acknowledging/experiencing any form of satisfactory sensations!!

GET IT RIGHT!!

:hyper: Is that a tactical ninja blowjob "flashbang?"

Did you mean "Alaskan" ski mask?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4OYGjUrdll...palin+mask.jpg

I just got this approved at urbandictionary.com. This one is for you Crompsin.

Ninjajob
1. When a person wearing a ski mask or any other type of face covering, preforms fallacio upon another person's penis.

"Dean was glad that he got a ninjajob on his birthday, he really didn't feel like seeing her face that morning."
by lordEden on Jun 30, 2009

tags: blowjob, fallacio, ski mask, oral sex, ninja

I hope it becomes a meme. I love the internet.

i once got a blowjob while i was wearing a straight jacket. is there a word for that?

I'm not very good at these things, but now it can be a meme...

Well, seeing as all things come in two's ...

What will a cunninlingus interperet to? (whilst wearing a ski mask or any other type of face covering)

That's called rape, Xerxys.... =\

Well, thanks, who woulda thunk it ...

**Trying to not choke of laughter**

HAHAHA! :lol:

This thread made my morning, thanks guys.

It's called rape.... HAHAHAHA.

POA thanks for the photoshop chop, I'll put it on 4chan and see what happens.

/threadjack

Hmm well for me


Sex - X
Oral sex - X
Anal sex
Bondage - X
Role playing - x
Threesome - x (another girl preferably not another guy)
Dirty talk - X
Spanking - X
Submission/Domination - X

So big X's are things we do regularly and something I would expect out of a long term relationship - keep in mind that being a pretty hardcore submissive in the bedroom I can be quite demanding in regards to being dominated by my partner

Little x's are things that I would like my partner to be open to but I would be content without them.

Anal sex is a bit of a no - no for the two of us. Personally I am open to it but he's not - long story.

I never thought we were overly kinky but maybe I'm wrong lol

I guess the only *requirement* would be just sex.

However everything else in that list is great fun, and I'd be bummed if it was suddenly removed from our sex life.
http://blakespace.com/imgs/signature_tilted.jpg

Mods: This thread totally needs a NSFW tag.

These are my thoughts exactly!!!!

Haha...

I totally made that in MS Paint.

Did you ever put it on 4chan?

I agree whole heartedly with this. I'd mark the anal sex, too, however. I love it, and it would make me sad if I was with a guy who wouldn't be open to trying it.