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jimmy1s269 · 04-07-2009, 05:16 PM

i could probably only count full on anal on one hand too. she used to enjoy a finger in there, then it moved to just rubbing on the outside, now its pretty much hands off unless she is nice and drugged up, hah.

bloody_rose20 · 04-07-2009, 08:03 PM

lol I am a female that enjoys anal..but I used to be sick of it because my ex only wanted anal. That or to get BJ's. ....kinda made me wonder if he was totally into women. *shrugs* All I know is he was the most selfish person I ever met in bed. I gave him what he wanted, and he was done. *sighs* Anyways, off-topic, sorry. All I am saying is some women are just prude when it comes to that. I mean, you get her worked up enough in the vag, then she should be good to go anal-wise. I just advise lots of lube, and be patient at the beginning. :-) If she still has an issue with it, get her to use a vibrator on her clit while you go in. Helps BIG time, and every time from then on she will have the memory of anal feeling good :-D

Xerxys · 04-08-2009, 08:34 PM

Gosh, is there a valid reason besides the ick-factor involved?

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Originally Posted by Crompsin

Turns out stuff like this is the product of an industry that has literally fucked-out every other possible idea....

Correction ... out-facked.

And your in college?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Plan9 · 04-08-2009, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Xerxys

Gosh, is there a valid reason besides the ick-factor involved?

No, the "Ick!" factor alone is reason enough. Nobody is going to suggest that this practice is romantic. It's rabid and lustful at best and a female-deprecating pervy fetish at worst.

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Don't make jokes about correcting my posts, Mr. Excessive Symbols. OOOH, BURN.

bloody_rose20 · 04-08-2009, 09:59 PM

lol now, there isn't any reason for people to get mean about their opinions about this. If its not for you, say so and yes you can give an explaination. But you don't need to belittle other people to make your point.

Plan9 · 04-09-2009, 07:38 AM

Turns out we're just messing around and we both know it. Xerxys and I go way back... it must be like 90 days now.

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I'll admit to making value statements, but that's okay because it's TFP, not a Harvard literature review.

Based on the sentiments expressed in this thread, I feel my above statement summed it up pretty well.

I'm going to be crude in these next three sentences but hopefully it'll illuminate the reasons why people go "Ick!"

Do you find your partner popping their wang outta your alternate love canal and slamdunking it in your mouth to be romantic?

If so, you may be in the minority here. It isn't right or wrong, but it isn't "a common practice" based on TFPers.

We could easily say that, within two standard deviations, butt-to-throat, is not a popular game.

...

Disclaimer: Lame attempts at humor aside, it is not my intention to belittle any sex practice or individual who engages in said sex practice or any posting member of the Tilted Forum Project. I post my thoughts and feelings in the format that I do because I believe it may aid in showing the other side of the conversation through "Oh yeah?!" one-liners and general silly over-the-topness. Please don't warn me, I haven't done anything malicious.

Lindy · 04-09-2009, 10:49 AM

I've done it, but would probably not do it again. I don't really care for anal in the first place, so why would this appeal to me? I don't find it so much physically disgusting, but when I think about it --yuck! Seems like another good way to spread some e. coli around. I enjoy giving head although with me the distinction between handjob and sucking cock is pretty well blurred. But it's one of my favorites, and I'm good at it. Or so I'm told.
I really don't understand the porn world's obsession with anal.

It's getting hard to even find porn without anal.

Lindy

bloody_rose20 · 04-09-2009, 10:56 AM

lol oh boy XD Still laughing at the terms you used "slamdunking into your mouth" *giggles* Its early lol don't mind me, I get amused easily this early O_o And thats good, I do realize its not a common practice among most people. But some people do it. ATM, you shouldn't do it too much. Mainly to give the guy a little something extra to enjoy. As for anal, you would be surprized how good it can feel. I thought I would hate it. Matter of fact before I got with my ex, I thought any guy that did anal was gay. But, being an open-minded woman, I will try anything once for the guy I am with. And I was surprized to find out that if done right it can feel really good.

I actually am also a squirter, and I found out not too long ago that I can squirt like crazy if I end an awesome sex time with anal. *shrugs* Not bragging, just pointing out that its not as bad as people say. If you have tried it and didn't like it, then the guy who did it didn't know what he was doing, -or- you wouldn't relax, and that in itself will make it a very unpleasant time.

xepherys · 04-13-2009, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by bloody_rose20

Not bragging, just pointing out that its not as bad as people say. If you have tried it and didn't like it, then the guy who did it didn't know what he was doing, -or- you wouldn't relax, and that in itself will make it a very unpleasant time.

Not bragging... lol

You are awesome!

sourgirl · 04-13-2009, 11:30 AM

Hey I'm new here...Just want to put my 2¢ in...
ATM can be okay if your all cleaned up. Keep a washcloth handy..run to the sink real fast and come back..I don't see the big deal. The mouth is more full of germs than your ass.

*shrug*

jimmy1s269 · 04-13-2009, 07:35 PM

rose you really are awesome. if only my girl was more like you in bed. hah, a lot more like you. right now i have to consider myself lucky to get anything at all. i just have to hold out hope that one day she will return to being the 3 times a day nympho she was when i married her.

Punk.of.Ages · 04-13-2009, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sourgirl

The mouth is more full of germs than your ass.

Actually, the mouth usually doesn't carry E. Coli until you introduce an ass to it.

I don't believe I've ever heard of a urinary tract infection being caused by going directly from the mouth to the vagina, but I have heard of it caused by going directly from the ass to the vagina.

BackwoodsmanVA · 04-14-2009, 07:46 AM

I'm worried!Here I was thinking,it's just like brownies!

Volume · 04-14-2009, 08:38 AM

I think it is a sign of true love <3

bloody_rose20 · 04-14-2009, 04:19 PM

lol omg brownies XD hahahahaha

Plan9 · 04-14-2009, 07:47 PM

Hmm...

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Originally Posted by MSD

This thread is worthless without pics.

BackwoodsmanVA · 04-15-2009, 09:48 AM

C'mon guys,use your imagination!

04-07-2009, 08:03 PM	#42 (permalink)
bloody_rose20 Crazy Location: In Vermont	lol I am a female that enjoys anal..but I used to be sick of it because my ex only wanted anal. That or to get BJ's. ....kinda made me wonder if he was totally into women. shrugs All I know is he was the most selfish person I ever met in bed. I gave him what he wanted, and he was done. sighs Anyways, off-topic, sorry. All I am saying is some women are just prude when it comes to that. I mean, you get her worked up enough in the vag, then she should be good to go anal-wise. I just advise lots of lube, and be patient at the beginning. :-) If she still has an issue with it, get her to use a vibrator on her clit while you go in. Helps BIG time, and every time from then on she will have the memory of anal feeling good :-D __________________ "The only way to enjoy life, is to try different things, and take risks. Sometimes you just have to jump in with both feet and hope for the best "

04-08-2009, 09:59 PM	#45 (permalink)
bloody_rose20 Crazy Location: In Vermont	lol now, there isn't any reason for people to get mean about their opinions about this. If its not for you, say so and yes you can give an explaination. But you don't need to belittle other people to make your point. __________________ "The only way to enjoy life, is to try different things, and take risks. Sometimes you just have to jump in with both feet and hope for the best "

04-09-2009, 07:38 AM	#46 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Turns out we're just messing around and we both know it. Xerxys and I go way back... it must be like 90 days now. ... I'll admit to making value statements, but that's okay because it's TFP, not a Harvard literature review. Based on the sentiments expressed in this thread, I feel my above statement summed it up pretty well. I'm going to be crude in these next three sentences but hopefully it'll illuminate the reasons why people go "Ick!" Do you find your partner popping their wang outta your alternate love canal and slamdunking it in your mouth to be romantic? If so, you may be in the minority here. It isn't right or wrong, but it isn't "a common practice" based on TFPers. We could easily say that, within two standard deviations, butt-to-throat, is not a popular game. ... Disclaimer: Lame attempts at humor aside, it is not my intention to belittle any sex practice or individual who engages in said sex practice or any posting member of the Tilted Forum Project. I post my thoughts and feelings in the format that I do because I believe it may aid in showing the other side of the conversation through "Oh yeah?!" one-liners and general silly over-the-topness. Please don't warn me, I haven't done anything malicious. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 04-09-2009 at 07:46 AM..

04-09-2009, 10:56 AM	#48 (permalink)
bloody_rose20 Crazy Location: In Vermont	lol oh boy XD Still laughing at the terms you used "slamdunking into your mouth" giggles Its early lol don't mind me, I get amused easily this early O_o And thats good, I do realize its not a common practice among most people. But some people do it. ATM, you shouldn't do it too much. Mainly to give the guy a little something extra to enjoy. As for anal, you would be surprized how good it can feel. I thought I would hate it. Matter of fact before I got with my ex, I thought any guy that did anal was gay. But, being an open-minded woman, I will try anything once for the guy I am with. And I was surprized to find out that if done right it can feel really good. I actually am also a squirter, and I found out not too long ago that I can squirt like crazy if I end an awesome sex time with anal. shrugs Not bragging, just pointing out that its not as bad as people say. If you have tried it and didn't like it, then the guy who did it didn't know what he was doing, -or- you wouldn't relax, and that in itself will make it a very unpleasant time. __________________ "The only way to enjoy life, is to try different things, and take risks. Sometimes you just have to jump in with both feet and hope for the best "

04-13-2009, 11:30 AM	#50 (permalink)
sourgirl Upright Location: Los Angeles	Hey I'm new here...Just want to put my 2¢ in... ATM can be okay if your all cleaned up. Keep a washcloth handy..run to the sink real fast and come back..I don't see the big deal. The mouth is more full of germs than your ass. shrug __________________ The statement below is true. The statement above is false.

04-07-2009, 05:16 PM	#41 (permalink)
jimmy1s269 Tilted	i could probably only count full on anal on one hand too. she used to enjoy a finger in there, then it moved to just rubbing on the outside, now its pretty much hands off unless she is nice and drugged up, hah.

04-09-2009, 10:49 AM	#47 (permalink)
Lindy Junkie	I've done it, but would probably not do it again. I don't really care for anal in the first place, so why would this appeal to me? I don't find it so much physically disgusting, but when I think about it --yuck! Seems like another good way to spread some e. coli around. I enjoy giving head although with me the distinction between handjob and sucking cock is pretty well blurred. But it's one of my favorites, and I'm good at it. Or so I'm told. I really don't understand the porn world's obsession with anal. It's getting hard to even find porn without anal. Lindy

04-13-2009, 07:35 PM	#51 (permalink)
jimmy1s269 Tilted	rose you really are awesome. if only my girl was more like you in bed. hah, a lot more like you. right now i have to consider myself lucky to get anything at all. i just have to hold out hope that one day she will return to being the 3 times a day nympho she was when i married her.

04-14-2009, 07:46 AM	#53 (permalink)
BackwoodsmanVA Upright	I'm worried!Here I was thinking,it's just like brownies!

04-14-2009, 08:38 AM	#54 (permalink)
Volume Upright	I think it is a sign of true love <3

04-14-2009, 04:19 PM	#55 (permalink)
bloody_rose20 Crazy Location: In Vermont	lol omg brownies XD hahahahaha __________________ "The only way to enjoy life, is to try different things, and take risks. Sometimes you just have to jump in with both feet and hope for the best "

04-15-2009, 09:48 AM	#57 (permalink)
BackwoodsmanVA Upright	C'mon guys,use your imagination!