Sorry if I take questions seriously.
NOT

I guess I can forgive you this one time, but don't do it again.

Agreed. Just because the OP doesn't fit into your own normative sense of sexuality, doesn't mean that it's an invalid question to be asking around here. Given that this is a porn-based board, I'm not terribly surprised about anyone coming here to ask this kind of question. Why do you feel a need to belittle it?

Because it's taboo even on this forum.

LoganSnake, really? I didn't know. Can you show where in the rules it is?
Or are you trying to be cute?

I don't have to try.

And here you go (from Titty Board rules):

You mean it's taboo to the heteronormative male mainstream porn user who is the average member of this forum? Maybe. But fortunately, those aren't the only people who are members here. It's not a taboo topic of discussion for me or for several others here. If you don't like reading about it, the familiar recommendation is to just not click on the thread.You said it yourself. That's for the TITTY BOARD, which means that you cannot post porn pictures/video of scat, etc. A discussion of the mindset behind a scat fetish, however, is not against the rules. It's par for the TFP course in terms of discussing various kinks and aspects of sexuality.

So people cannot express their legal kink visually because it's gross/icky, but it's okay to discuss it. Gotcha.

Why don't you allow it in the Off The Wayside (tons of pissing girls there) and enforce the "don't click the thread" rule?

Hey, we'll allow all the discussion you can handle, LS. We just don't allow pictures. Those are two very different things.

The only time a discussion has been hemmed in that I recall is where the OP started out asking for stories about his particular kink that weren't allowed and were illegal pretty much anywhere. There was a very good discussion afterward about the topic, but no one told stories. See the difference.

Don't bump your head climbing off that high horse. ;)

Nah, I'm good up here, thanks.

I don't see much of a difference between a discussion about scat fetish and scat fetish pictures/video. If you allow one, you should allow the other.

But, who cares? I'm wrong, you're right.

OK, nobody here is going to give any practical advice, so this is the best I can offer:

http://www.insidesocal.com/tv/everybody%20poops.jpg

Eat a bowl of chile the night before and answer his wish the following day after taking a laxitive, bet it would be the first and last of that request

Dude. My brain hurts from just thinking that.

Damn you, mind's eye!

i´m impressed by his courage to make such a bizarre request. was there anything that led up to this? i´d consider something like pee play (i think it´s called watersports) a sort of stepping stone towards this. has there been anything like this before that could lead to such a request or was it out of the blue? if it really was out of the blue then i´d say it is fairly out of order although now that it´s in the open dealing with it is the priority. i don´t agree with jazz one bit that you should dump him but since such a serious difference has now been bought into the open some serious talk is required.

Hello, GCF
 

Wow.

Understatement.

I'm staying away from the New Posts button for a while.

So if the converse were true that your woman would have those same "reasonable expectations." If that meant taking it up the ass either by strap on or male on male sex, it's something you'd fairly have to consider as well right?

I'll take the chance and be the voice of reason: Yes, you have every right in the freedom of your home to perform this act for one another. However, it is a sad indictment against modern society that we have come to this.

There really is no point responding with moral relativity posts - I get it. The fact is, one human being is asking another to defecate on them, and that is a terribly sad state of affairs.

Cyn: I can't believe you're going to try to interact with that post. I took several stabs at it and ended up just saying "Wow".

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW:eek:
that is so disgusting. Ive heard of people that like peeing on each other, but pooing? Wow that is just weird. Well I guess that some people just like that stuff. If you find it as disgusting as I do then don't do it. Tell him that you just cant do it. He should understand.:eek:

Hey, who dropped the Baby Ruth?

zxyw,

that level of committment can NEVER...yes NEVER be usurped. your comments are the brightest thing ive heard all day, and will probably be the brightest thing ill hear for the next month. keeping in mind that im expecting a child in 2 weeks, i think thats one big statement you just made

ill think of you the next time im laying my turd.

I would like to welcome ZYXW to the forum and look forward to more posts.

old members too.......

zyxw,

you do realise that GCF was a member with us for a total of about 5 days. she hasnt been online for about a year. her only contributions were in this thread only, so its quite unrealistic to think she'd be back in any given light year.

that said, id like to see why you'd be so interested in this thread and what makes you tick

Why is this thread not already in the Hall of Fame???


Wait a second, where did the zyxw posts go???

^^ Hehe, it appears he was a spammer and got "one touch ban and clean"'d. :lol:

Wasn't me.

How come the posts had to be removed. The happenings in this thread today make very little sense without them...
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Also, this is a simple one.

If your partner wants you to do something, decide whether or not it's something you could do. If so, try it. Hey, you might even like it. If not, be straightforward and let them know you're not for it...

Thoughts of this thread leading to Bear Cub's masturbation in three, two, one...

*observes Bear Cub's opening, as it widens slightly

Blast! The ones that excite me never seem to live that long.
Goodbye ZYXW, I wish you the best of results.

If I have to be abducted and probed at any point in my rather boring life... I hope it's by the OP.

take the next best thing cromp..take zyxw. im sure zyxw would love to try. i could forward him your details if you wish...

what was that about singledom?...

Singledom. You know... like James Bond without the tiny guns and nice cars.

What you need is a nice girl undressed from the waste down
positioned on top of you facing the opposite direction.

I wish you the best of results.

What is this "waste down" that you speak of? Is that a gravity joke? I did rather poorly in middle school science.