Morning erections?
 

How often do you experience morning erections?

By "morning erection" I mean any erection that comes as a result of no sexual stimulus.

If I woke up really early every day with a camera sitting next to me, I'd have my own monopod set up and ready to go.

It depends on what I was doing the night before. If I come home wrecked drunk and passout on the kitchen floor I'm pretty sure I ain't gonna wake up ready to fuck.

sometimes yes
I think it has got nothing to do with sex

Other than a standard piss hard on, I wake up with one about twice a week.

does it happen to girls?
do girls ever wake up in the morning with erect nipples or moist wet pudendum?

I'm always up for it in the morning.

i usually wake up once "piss proud" but then it goes away :(

It used to happen all the time. it does happen less often as you age. I remember when my little friend used to be happy more often than not, now I miss him in the mornings when I wake up and he does not.!!

I've never had that happen @_@. Maybe I'm just weird =o

I dont think you are weird. May be you are not drinking too much water just before hitting bed, and emptying your bladder before doing to bed. Also may be you are taking care of yourself very well (!!??) ;)

I don't drink too much water, and yes I empty my bladder. But I've not been taking care of myself overly often recently, but there has been times I have. Regardless...I've never had it happen.

Always and not just in the morning. Youth ftw.

a couple of times a week...random days...usually when i really have to take a piss!

it's so hard pissing with a boner!!!!

Oh, I never have a problem GETTING a boner ;)

I just don't have a problem with getting too many, either. I got some randomly at all hours when I was an early teen I suppose, but not that I recall upon waking up.

Almost always.
Usually because I come home from work and pound down up to a liter of water because I'm so dry then go to bed and pass out from exhaustion.

Men often wake in the morning because they have a full bladder, which puts pressure on something in or around the penis and causes the erection. According to what I have read, that is.

Yeah, here in Portugal it's a running joke and this particular erection has its own name, it's called "A Tesão do Mijo".

Literal Translation is: The Pissing Boner.

By the way, I couldn't post in the poll, I never get the things :lol:

Edit: I forgot to say, I sure don't mind morning hard-ons, I rather like morning sex. Though I'm not sure how useful these particular hard-ons are, if they are caused by a full bladder. I have been told it can be quite painful?

Voting for the boyfriend here - he always has morning wood.

I think that may be due to his gf.

I almost always have some kind of sexual dream towards morning that leaves me with a kickstand.

Seconded.

It happens to me about 4 or 5 times a week.

I'm not sure why, but literally every single morning I wake up with an erection. I cannot recall a single day that I haven't.

A good 5-6 mornings a week. Sometimes it's sexual dreams. Sometimes it's just urine. But I'm always up for a romp session. It's times like that, that I wish my gf would sleep over....

Every mornin'

Yeah, the morning woodies aren't as common as they used to be.

That is by design. You cant be too hard and piss. 'It' knows while hard the channel is to eject semen.

I think the morning wood stays hard much longer. once in a while you should wake up early and ride him very gradually. Pardon if you did not like me saying it. I think he will really like it.

Please set the Wayback Machine for 5 years... Morning Wood - FYI.

This happens to me on and off. I dont even need to drink any liquid in the middle of the night or prior to sleeping and i still wake up ready to go peepee, but its kinda hard when his awake...although my gf finds this really handy. lol

Yes, my guy wakes up hard just about every morning. We definitely like morning sex :D

I've always heard them referred to as "piss hard-ons."

Never found putting them to "use" prior to emptying the bladder to be painful.

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If they are caused by a full bladder, I imagine sex could cause one to lose control of your bladder!

Damn when I was younger I always got these. But now, only on occasion. I think I masturbate way too much though. Haha

"From the makers of slow dance cubby." Classic, lol!

Always and not just in the morning is pretty much for me, celibacy is going out of control now!!

Hehehe, funny thread.

Yes, I often wake up in the morning with an erection. Sometimes it's because I need to pee. Other times it's because I have blue balls and need to sex someone.

Just I pity I have no one to sex :(

Friendly you should tell that to you gf. May be a phone call and some fun over phone could be great :) for you.

Haha the current problem is I have no girlfriend to speak of.

I'm one of those guys who seems to be forever single. Mostly my own fault, also circumstance.

Eh, one day :-)

Morning erections can nearly always be expected. I will usually relieve myself soon after waking.

i get them quite often.

love it :)