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Morning erections?
How often do you experience morning erections?
By "morning erection" I mean any erection that comes as a result of no sexual stimulus. |
If I woke up really early every day with a camera sitting next to me, I'd have my own monopod set up and ready to go.
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It depends on what I was doing the night before. If I come home wrecked drunk and passout on the kitchen floor I'm pretty sure I ain't gonna wake up ready to fuck.
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sometimes yes
I think it has got nothing to do with sex |
Other than a standard piss hard on, I wake up with one about twice a week.
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does it happen to girls?
do girls ever wake up in the morning with erect nipples or moist wet pudendum? |
I'm always up for it in the morning.
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i usually wake up once "piss proud" but then it goes away :(
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It used to happen all the time. it does happen less often as you age. I remember when my little friend used to be happy more often than not, now I miss him in the mornings when I wake up and he does not.!!
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I've never had that happen @_@. Maybe I'm just weird =o
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I don't drink too much water, and yes I empty my bladder. But I've not been taking care of myself overly often recently, but there has been times I have. Regardless...I've never had it happen.
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Always and not just in the morning. Youth ftw.
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a couple of times a week...random days...usually when i really have to take a piss!
it's so hard pissing with a boner!!!! |
Oh, I never have a problem GETTING a boner ;)
I just don't have a problem with getting too many, either. I got some randomly at all hours when I was an early teen I suppose, but not that I recall upon waking up. |
Almost always.
Usually because I come home from work and pound down up to a liter of water because I'm so dry then go to bed and pass out from exhaustion. |
Men often wake in the morning because they have a full bladder, which puts pressure on something in or around the penis and causes the erection. According to what I have read, that is.
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Literal Translation is: The Pissing Boner. By the way, I couldn't post in the poll, I never get the things :lol: Edit: I forgot to say, I sure don't mind morning hard-ons, I rather like morning sex. Though I'm not sure how useful these particular hard-ons are, if they are caused by a full bladder. I have been told it can be quite painful? |
Voting for the boyfriend here - he always has morning wood.
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I think that may be due to his gf.
I almost always have some kind of sexual dream towards morning that leaves me with a kickstand. |
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It happens to me about 4 or 5 times a week. |
I'm not sure why, but literally every single morning I wake up with an erection. I cannot recall a single day that I haven't.
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A good 5-6 mornings a week. Sometimes it's sexual dreams. Sometimes it's just urine. But I'm always up for a romp session. It's times like that, that I wish my gf would sleep over....
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Every mornin'
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Please set the Wayback Machine for 5 years... Morning Wood - FYI.
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This happens to me on and off. I dont even need to drink any liquid in the middle of the night or prior to sleeping and i still wake up ready to go peepee, but its kinda hard when his awake...although my gf finds this really handy. lol
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Yes, my guy wakes up hard just about every morning. We definitely like morning sex :D
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Never found putting them to "use" prior to emptying the bladder to be painful. |
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Damn when I was younger I always got these. But now, only on occasion. I think I masturbate way too much though. Haha
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Always and not just in the morning is pretty much for me, celibacy is going out of control now!!
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Hehehe, funny thread.
Yes, I often wake up in the morning with an erection. Sometimes it's because I need to pee. Other times it's because I have blue balls and need to sex someone. Just I pity I have no one to sex :( |
Friendly you should tell that to you gf. May be a phone call and some fun over phone could be great :) for you.
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I'm one of those guys who seems to be forever single. Mostly my own fault, also circumstance. Eh, one day :-) |
Morning erections can nearly always be expected. I will usually relieve myself soon after waking.
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