I can make my penis "dance"
 

Hey I made a new account to ask this question as im not sure if I have a unique talent or something every guy can do. Essentially I can make my penis move of its own accord up and down similar to one of those drinking birds that drink out of water glasses. I can feel where the movement is coming from and it is from the muscle at the base of my penis. I can do it both while soft and when erect. Is it just me who can do this or is it something every guy can do?

Youtube it, seriously!

I mean, I can put out the odd spot fire with mine, but that's a talent you have right there.

Pfft, I've been working on getting a 2.5 lbs plate up with mine.

Show me something better.

Hang a towel off of it when it's hard and work it out that way.

Mine can bench press 280#.

Seriously, you're not unique, most guys can contract & release the muscle that makes the penis "jump."

And why not just use the Members Forum to post anonymously @_@?

Every guy I've been with could make his penis dance. While that is not a large number, it does suggest to me that no, you're not unique.

*bounce bounce*

I don't think this is classified as unique, I am almost certain every guy can do this hard/limp.
Hang a WET towel when it's hard, then you will get props from me. lol

I'm typing this out with mine right now.

The real question is: classic or modern dance?

I can actually move it up and down so quickly that it generates aerodynamic lift.. :thumbsup::thumbsup:

I do it but only when it is hard.

It's Kegal Muscles.. supposedly working them out increases how far you shoot your load and can increase your stamina as well..

Mine teaches nutrition in poverty stricken countries.

I like to "make mine dance" and often get the boys to join in. I think it's funny, but BlueEyes thinks it's creepy :)

Ok, I checked, mine can't dance. But it can juggle, sing, do impressions, and play the bongos.

Your penis is Richard Feynman? :orly:

I use mine to knock on doors.

No, but it did sub for him on a lecture or two when Feynman was busy

Mine can do the tango, but as you know, it takes two......

My penis has it's own penis, and yes, even that penis can dance.

My penis lifted a U-haul truck off of a trapped pedestrian.

Early scholars once believed that the planets rotated around my penis, and that its dance caused the seasons to change.

Moving or lifting your penis is no big deal, but if you can pull with your cremasters, you have talent.

It's fall in upstate New York. I used my cremasters to put the truck up on the lift to change the oil.

well, my penis can kick Chuck Norri's ass!!!

Too far, you've gone too far.


This thread is hilarious. I often meet the lady friend as she gets out of the shower with my 'towel rack' hahaha

I love the visual I am getting from all these posts.

i do naked push ups with mine with my hands behind my head

My penis is a master of interpretive dance.

Oddly enough, before reading your post, my first thought was "His penis is Ricky Ricardo?".

my penis just finished reading war and peace.

i've been getting ready

I hereby nominate this thread for Hall of fame.

My Dick can dance to this

I am also able to contract my muscles to cause the penis dance mentioned. It is by far more obvious while erect.

/me plugs her ears, covers her eyes, and tiptoes out of the boys locker room.

Mine can also speak German, Spanish, Portuguesse, Swahili and a little know Brazilian jungle tribe dialect. (Also explains why it sometimes goes hunting wild boar when I take a walk in the woods and why during full moons it performs an intricate ancient fertility dance.)

My penis has a .480 batting average, but that was in double A.